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I feel helpless and sad, so let's talk about it: fate is unpredictable, and we have no way to know what will happen next moment.
2. Memories are beautiful and painful. Now that we are in the past, we are all fine.
3. At the moment of breaking up, it is inevitable. Can you still have the slightest attachment in your heart?
4. A world of people, a group of people listen to songs, a group of people walk, a group of people drink, a group of people are sad, a group of people are happy, a group of people mumble, a group of people hum, a group of people wait for the moon to set in the morning, a group of people walk through ups and downs, and a group of people live. Really lonely.
5, collect my tears, who will regard them as pearls and regard me as a treasure.
6. It was dawn, and I went on a new journey that was unknown.
7. At midnight in the desert, a figure and a street lamp in the distance stretched that melancholy. However, there is no figure in the field of vision, and the sweetness and sadness that cannot be combined with fingers are scattered under the feet.
8. I'd rather keep some words in my heart and never say them again. .
Fate is unpredictable, and we can't know what will happen in the next moment.
10, as far as I'm concerned, my life is doomed to go through a long period of loneliness and helplessness. I have to admit that this has something to do with my temperament and growing experience. Although all this has never turned back, I never regret all the decisions I made. I'm so worried. I don't blame anyone else. I am tolerant of myself and others.
Talk about mood phrases. Everyone has his moment of glory. Don't treat a moment as eternity.
First, the slow waiting makes people forget the original intention of waiting.
Second, now I have no ability, no power, no money, no appearance, no figure and nothing.
I love him, I am mean and selfish, but don't hurt him, ok?
People who believe that love is the only salvation in life deserve to be lonely.
I would rather be lonely than let anyone perfunctory me.
Is it hot? Well, the person you like will soon get cold.
I thought the hand I held was the end of time, and I thought the people who accompanied me would smile for a long time.
We know each other so well that you think it's okay to ignore me.
Nine, our relationship is not tired for a hundred years, okay?
I hate it when people think of me only when they need me most.
XI。 Dawn: I am young and frivolous, even reckless, but because I met you, I began to yearn for a long life.
Twelve, [black and blue is enough, why bother to shoot an arrow through the heart]
Thirteen, the most touching thing is that I think you were still there when people went to the empty building.
Fourteen, time is really not a thing, because it always leaves the best people for you at last.
15. I thought the hand I held was the end of time. I thought the people who accompanied me would laugh for a long time.
16. No matter whether I will get along with you or not in my life, please cherish the time of * * * because I will never see you again in the next life, whether I love it or not.
Seventeen, as long as I want to win, you are scum.
Don't make me laugh when I'm angry, you know I can't help it.
A special person is someone who says one word and you will feel different.
Twenty, you are also the author, why do you have to play a supporting role in other people's stories?
Twenty-one, I'm not alone. I have never been tough. Nobody needs to worry.
Twenty-two, love is touching and withdrawing your hand.
I don't know if the person who has been with me for a long time will leave, just as I don't know if you will be bored in a few years.
Twenty-four, too little touch, too little truth, too few friends, too few smiles.
Twenty-five, I want to take your good night and make my dream the most touching.
Twenty-six, why shout your voice, play the fool and be brave, like a supporting role who has lost the plot, show off ridicule?
Twenty-seven, I don't know which softhearted will hurt myself.
Twenty-eight, time is too cruel to kill me at a loss.
29. Meeting is better than not knowing that he exists in this world.
30. Time is like an earthquake. Let's get together while we are young and like flowers, and the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.
Thirty-one, we will always stubbornly insist that we don't miss it, but we will always secretly wipe our tears behind the invisible people.
Thirty-two, don't ask who is off again.
33. His lies were so beautiful that they touched me.
Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't treat a moment as permanent.
Thirty-five, carefully plant flowers in the alley, count the world in full bloom, and think that you are back.
I'm not afraid of you leaving. What I'm afraid of is that you can't go back
Don't forget the people who have hurt you. After all, there are still many people who love you.
38. Every time I weigh myself, I feel my chest is getting fat again.
Thirty-nine, [love is almost within reach, but you hold it too tightly and think it is a right]
Forty, I was born a freak, and whoever is good to me is doomed to be hurt by me.
4 1. My love for you flooded in, but you ran away unprepared. I am a sinner, but I love you.
Forty-two, I just walked alone for so long and got used to being alone.
43. If time can get me into your heart, how long will it take? I'll wait.
Hello, I'm here to apply for an actor. I am good at monologues and passers-by.
Fish will die without water, but it will be clearer without fish.
46. My future child, tell me which is your father.
47. I like that smiling face.
Forty-eight, is it possible to forget you when your brain is turned upside down?
Cherish what we have. I can't afford to lose my life. Once we lose it, we will regret it.
Fifty, the better the relationship, the less people call each other names.
When love left, I was so helpless.
1, close your eyes and suddenly feel that the world is only dark. Tears slipped from the corner of my eye. At this time, my heart was slowly broken and cracked. You can never give me what I want. I can only follow it silently forever. Where the wind blows, I can only chase it! !
2. You fight for your dream, and I bow for love. I just don't know if I can wait for the desired result. If not, I have no regrets. I don't know how to regret it, and I don't want to make any changes. I would rather have a broken heart that will never heal than your blessing.
At the moment when love left, I was so helpless, I didn't know what to do, confused, disappointed and lonely. The whole world is like me. I thought our love would never fall from the sky, but I didn't expect you to see my heart broken.
4. There is a kind of love called letting go, a kind of feeling called heartbreak, a kind of pain called heartbreak, and a kind of pain that even the bodhisattva will cry. This once in her life is enough.
5, the last hug, he said, remember the beauty of this regret! This is too painful for you. That night, I stayed up all night. I remember this time of the year, my heart was broken.
6, what vows of eternal love, what sweet words, all bullshit. When love is gone, all this is thinner than paper.
7. The cycle of life makes us tired, so you choose the distance and yearn for it. If you are far away, the distance will break your heart.
8. In the depths of the world of mortals, have you scattered me like the slightest winter rain? Every time I have a special liking, the waning moon comes and goes in a hurry, and the residual flowers fall all over the ground. ....
9, heartbroken, hissing resounded through the once cheerful sky, looking up, a cold wind was involved in unstoppable tears.
10, I deeply know that this difference is the end of the world. The distant whistle and vocal cords take away your breath. The moment you turn around, you can no longer hide your vulnerability. The heartbreak that poured down flooded you in an instant, and the blurred vision could not see the road ahead, stumbling towards the dust and rain.
1 1, completely heartbroken, intoxicated with all kinds of confused present and reality, but I am not intoxicated, can you tell me how to give up? I am willing to forget you, and I am willing to forget you.
12, you broke my heart in various ways, can you learn to cherish it? I don't know whether to say that I am too heartless or to blame myself for being ugly.
13, you left, but you left sad fragments everywhere. Once a pledge of eternal love, once a thousand words, but not a parting word!
14, looking at your back, what you didn't notice, my red eyes, turned around and burst into tears, you couldn't hear my heartbreak.
15, love and hate are inseparable. My heart is broken, so kissing you won't hurt.
16, my weak love, withered in the most brilliant time, slowly withered. My wordless infatuation was abandoned in the wind by my favorite person at the most beautiful time. My heart is broken. A second ago, I loved you so much.
17, my heart is broken, but I can only cry alone. In the days to come, there will be no more romantic fatigue, only a song and a broken heart that reappeared yesterday. ......
18, hands, put down to understand the preciousness, tears, falling to know that the heart really hurts, broken to understand the bitterness of life and love, leaving to know the pain of being abandoned by love, thinking, chasing, having, hurting, dispersing, heartbreaking, tears flowing, numb and tired.
19, fate is like ash, love is impossible, heartache is like a cone, heartbreak is just drunk!
20. The wind will always stop, the rain will stop at some point, and the sun will still shine, but what about my broken heart? How can I pay for my broken heart?
Super happy moments jokes Daquan inspirational jokes Happy moments.
Super happy event joke
1. The three hardest things in life: keeping secrets, forgetting the trauma and making full use of leisure.
2. The two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets.
You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?
4. Construction engineering and marriage: marriage is bidding, love is negotiation, the woman's parents are the owners, the man's parents are the contractors, the witness is the supervisor, the marriage certificate is the contract, and marriage is the groundbreaking ceremony.
5. The history teacher said that the order of the Qin Dynasty to unify the six countries could be recorded as an action to summon Zhao Wei.
If you want to have free time, don't waste it.
7. Rain says that the sky will shed tears, coffee says that life should be used to bitterness, and I say that living is simply suffering.
8. The state of mind can be calm, but it cannot tend to death.
9. The biggest enemy in life is yourself; The biggest failure is arrogance; The greatest stupidity is self-deception.
10. If you want what others can't get, you have to pay what others don't pay.
1 1. If you really love each other, how can you be willing to part?
12. There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.
13. I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!
14. The wedding song is for myself. Someone accompanied me out of bed, someone helped me wash clothes, someone cleaned tables and chairs, someone accompanied me shopping and was willing to spend money. If you can do it, throw the red line. I will look for you in the crowd. Remember if you are the one!
15. What I hate most is being free to do whatever I want.
Inspirational joke happy event
1. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!
2. Women are the most practical and inseparable from daily necessities; Women are the most unrealistic, dreaming about flowers and wine.
3. Wang Guoxuan, an animal strategist, was chosen by Cobra with absolute superiority. The tiger comforted the fox and said, Brother, don't be depressed. Everyone says that your feet are always slippery, so they are not stable enough. Cobra wears a pair of glasses and looks like a cultural person.
Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.
The most romantic thing I think of is to say to you in the morning: you are so beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make you happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.
6. A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. The girl said, you are responsible for kissing me! The little boy patted his chest and said, I will be responsible. We are not children of one or two years old.
7. A bunch of workplace theories are basically bragging; Among them, it has its own true taste, only to experience it carefully; Go to work on time, the boss can't offend; Ask your predecessors humbly, your experience is valuable; Give full play to your work and learn to compliment.
8. Seven wolves in the world: Wolf Clinton, Wolf Cole, Wolf Saddam, Hungry Wolf Putin, Wolf Salon, Domestic Wolf Chen Shui-bian, and Lone Wolf Castro.
9. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.
10. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
1 1. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.
12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
13. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
14. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.
15. Some things, we didn't wait until the end, just because we didn't have the courage to fight for a word.
Happy hour funny joke
1. Love, what a sweet word, also hurts. It is like a pair of wings, which can take you soaring in the free sky and make you happy. But he can also throw you from the sky and leave you scarred.
If it is impossible, then go on perfunctory.
3. You don't know how to cherish until you lose it. The original beauty used to be today, and now there is no previous beauty, only memories.
I only love you for three days in my life. Yesterday, today and tomorrow, I will remember you for four days, spring, summer, autumn and winter, do you understand?
The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is scattered in the end, and everything we mix and match is reunited in the end.
6. The centipede proposed to the ant, but the ant said nothing. The centipede asked him angrily why, and the ant said shyly, My family is poor and I can't afford to buy shoes for you.
7. Guess what? In fact, I have long found that we are not suitable, but I don't love you as a part of my body! But I'm uncomfortable with you around me. You go, my appendix!
8. Two said to Z: Don't be too hard. M said to W: Is it more comfortable to lie down? Brother said to him, you don't look like a young man with a braid. Dan said to Dan: Cowards don't need bodyguards! The towel said to the coin, son! When you wear a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times. Obviously, you two have long ears.
9. Someone went down the mountain to sell straw hats. On the way, the straw hat was snatched by a group of monkeys in the tree. He remembered his grandfather's experience and threw his straw hat to the ground. Instead of following the trend, the monkeys smiled and said, Shit, you think you are the only one who has a grandfather!
10. Happier than usual is the New Year-once a year; Happier than Chinese New Year is getting married-once in a lifetime; Happier than marriage is winning the lottery-once in a blue moon; Happier than winning the lottery is knowing you-unparalleled!
1 1. Love is a road, friends are trees, there is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.
12. Longlong, you put your eyes in it forever.
13. Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.
14. Everyone has the habit of judging a person according to his first impression. When he thinks a person is good, he will love my family and my dog. When he thinks a person is bad, he will totally deny it.
15. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!
16. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
17. I like you so much that you will die.
18. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.
19. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
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