The most incisive sentence of happy humor and positive energy (8 sentences)

1. I was perming my hair in the house, and he was shouting scalding outside.

2. Funny waste during the day and depressed monster at night.

3. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher conferences.

4. Divide your time and be busy with seven points, and finally make this life full of ten points.

5. I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others, and I always feel that I will win if I organize my language again.

6. Don't bother me until you buy me snacks. Baby's time is precious.

7. I was drunk last night, and I saw a man in a daze. I thought he was so handsome that I was jealous. I couldn't help but go up and punch him. When I woke up in the morning, I found that my hand was broken and the mirror was broken.

8, with a boiling heart, you can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

9. Science and technology have really developed. Now I can be mad at a fool thousands of miles away without leaving home.

1. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

11. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me later, you will definitely hit me.

12. First love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

13. Many people say that I am beautiful and cute, and I really want to slap her in the past. Who knows, I want you to tell me everywhere!

14. At parties, everyone likes to take photos with you. It doesn't mean that you are popular, but it may be because … your face is big.

15. Men have been single for too long, and everyone is The Story Of Diu Sim; The woman has been single for too long, and everyone is love rat.

16. Every time I see a space and talk about someone breaking up or something, it's so sad! I can't do anything, so I have to put down my cell phone and close the door, hiding in the quilt and laughing happily.

17. Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look far away and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly!

18. Since I had the function of anonymous message, I found that a lot of boys began to confess to each other.

19. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness. Fat and short always go hand in hand.

2. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning, and writing hard, just to help the schoolmaster come to the bottom.

21. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping phone, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow. It scared me to death.

22. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

23. Yesterday, five people chased me at the same time. I turned to a set of qwerdf, and the second company instantly exploded to complete five kills. I just wanted to ask, who the fuck else?

24. Learning Buddhism is a confession to your own conscience, not for others to see.

25. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I care, what can I do? I just see everything more broadly.

26. Create a group for those friends who are online with iphone, so you don't have to bother to borrow money.

27. What makes a boy who plays football handsome and a boy who plays basketball handsome is bullshit. As long as you are handsome, you are handsome when you kick shuttlecock, and ugly when you play golf, you are shoveling shit.

28. People with deep karma are always looking at other people's faults and shortcomings. People who really practice never look at other people's faults and shortcomings.

29. Do you believe that there is always a girl who came into this world to torture you?

3. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied above and the other is copied below.

31. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

32, spit it out! Spit out your drink!

33. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and finally you will find that you have a daughter-in-law.

34. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

35. The so-called single bed and double bed have nothing to do with the width. Someone at the pillow is a double bed, and a single bed is also a single bed.

36. If marriage is the grave of love, the annual wedding anniversary celebration is a grave-sweeping.

37. No matter how hard it is, consider yourself as 25. No matter how hard it is, consider yourself as a double-faced person.

38. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

39, haha! My nightmare is finally over and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

4. I asked for a friend that a girl has gained weight recently, but she is very kind. Can I order takeout?

41. People who can't find time for dating will find time for blind date sooner or later.

42. Nowadays, people call their sons rabbits and pet dogs sons.

43. Sometimes you are just about to do something consciously, and suddenly someone urges you to do it, and you don't want to do it in an instant.

44. How time flies! It got dark just after I got up.

45. Remember those people who chat with you late into the night, because they make your dark circles so heavy and your skin so bad.

46. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy up my room. I was joking, but I was a beautiful woman in a messy room.

47. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do, and you don't have to force what you can't do. If you don't like it, pretend not to hear. Life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

48. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from happy to fearful.

49, don't eat coriander, send your cutest shop assistant!

5. I was bored and worried about singing to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

51. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

52. I have been in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I am normal.

53. I will never judge people by their looks, but I will marry people by their looks.

54. If a man doesn't help you put on your wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

55. The head teacher scolded us yesterday, saying that everyone in our class was ugly. Then she said today, what kind of teachers have what kind of students.

56. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

57. If sleeping is to recharge the human body, then I want to say that I have never been full.

58. I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You can't count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 2 points. You can say that 3+7 is equal to 21!

59. Look, the rainbow on the other side despises me that day, because I am brighter than it.

6. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

61. If there is an afterlife, I must be a nerve, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.

62. When I wish to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

63. You can do many things when you get up in the morning, such as sleeping again.

64. Go away! Danger! I feel like I'm going to explode!

65. Girls with thick legs are envious of all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether they are male or female.

66. Do your homework, sit all night and do one page.

67. Many people have jumped off buildings recently, so please be careful not to be hit.

68. No matter how clever a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, she is sober about her appearance.

69. I never write typos, but I write generic characters.

7. You have no right to dislike my lifestyle, but you have the right to blind yourself.

71. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

72. A grandson who has been pretending all day is the kind who can't understand the art of war.

73. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

74. I warn you, don't smirk at me when I am angry. If you smile, I will laugh with you, which will make me lose face.

75. As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you are probably dying of hanging yourself, and everyone thinks you are on a swing.

76. He ignores you. Don't worry, and I'm too lazy to ignore you.

77. I bought a razor online, but my hands are shaking after shaving.

78. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat and the other for you to eat.

79. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

8. There are actually two kinds of so-called "poor households": poor due to lack of money, poor due to lack of sleep, and finally incompetent.