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1. Dreams, like classics, will never fade with time, but are more precious.

Happiness has wings, but no body; Sorrow has a body, but no wings.

You are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day.

4. Happiness means having a good time, not making others feel happy!

Every rose has thorns, just like everyone's personality, there are parts you can't tolerate. Caring for each rose is not to eradicate its thorns, but to learn how not to be stabbed by her thorns and how not to let your own thorns hurt others.

6, I love you, so I gave you the right to hurt me, as long as I can bear, I will always accompany you, you can't hurt me too much, cold, indifference, pain, will let go. ...

7. One always looks up to and envies the happiness of others. When he looked back, he found himself respected and envied. In fact, everyone is happy, but your happiness is often seen by others.

8. I only love people who love me, because I don't know how to love someone who doesn't love me, but I don't know where to start. He loves you. Everything is easy. He will touch you. He doesn't love you, and it's no use trying to touch him. I can't afford to love someone who doesn't love me, and neither can my youth. My smile, my tears, my deep affection, my youth, only for the people I love and the people who love me.

9, love for a long time, emotional nerves will always be a little numb. Many people mistakenly think that this is the disappearance of love, but it is not, as someone said: love will not disappear, love will only sink to the bottom. When love sinks to the bottom, you should know how to shake it.

10 If you think the world is full of love and life is beautiful, it is because your heart is full of love and beauty. If someone tells you that everyone around him is not nice to him, it is because he is hostile to others. Through the psychological defense mechanism of "makeup", it is projected that others hate him and attack him. This kind of person's inner "self-evaluation" is low, so the self-defense mechanism is too strong, which affects the normal interpersonal relationship.

1 1. Long-distance love is a kind of sad and happy love. Everyone is a tight hoop tightly embedded in each other's head. Thinking of each other, there are both happy concerns and faint scars. I want to put it down, but I can't. The tighter the hoop, the more I think about it, the more painful it is until it is embedded in the meat and takes root.

12, life is a nameless river, no matter how deep or shallow. Sometimes you need to go for a walk. Sunshine is always after the storm; When you feel that there is no way out, stare around and feel a sense of affection and warmth with your heart, and you will be surprised to find that the road is next to it.

13, life, never regret. Those things that we can't resist and change, but let us be defeated, are called fate. There are flowers in spring, the moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth. The best enjoyment in the world is not luxury food, luxury cars and BMW. It is precisely the most plain and simple things that can bring us the most shocking and thorough enjoyment of life.

14, the sun will rise after sunset, and unfortunate days will always have an end. This was the case in the past and will be the case in the future. People are on the road, and they should constantly redeem themselves. On the road of life, those kindnesses whose blood is thicker than water and the friendships that accompany them all the way have already been integrated into life, flowing in our hearts, accompanying us all the way forward and soothing the poverty of life, which is the driving force of our life struggle, so that we can feel that tenderness every time we look back.

15, life is like an hourglass, you can't go back after scattering it. Some sadness, not everyone will understand; Some wounds will heal after a long time, and some grievances will be relieved after they are figured out; Some pains endure for a long time and become a habit. If you don't want to say anything, there is no need to say it.

16, don't forget to struggle, the road of life is not demanding, as long as you take a step, the road will extend under your feet; As long as you set sail, the wind will come from all directions. Starting, people's life really begins; Set out, people's wisdom can be brought into play. Life often jokes with us, and what you expect will be farther away from you; The person you are attached to will suffer the most.

17, sometimes you don't get what you want most, and sometimes the most unexpected things happen. To leave a footprint of life, one step at a time; Don't think that it doesn't matter if you make a wrong choice, but you can go back, which will make this luck occupy your brain and make you lazy and unable to go all out.

18, don't think too much about people and things that don't belong to you. Smile, don't complain. Carefree, casual, casual. Wherever you and I go, everyone may become a post station and a passerby. I always like to recall, like to look back, and like not to forget, but now I find that those things hidden deep in my heart have long been forgotten in their time.

19, don't cry or sigh. Sorrow can't call back the lost time. Quiet is not far from us, you can find it with your heart. The human heart is like a container, with more happiness and less troubles; The installation is much simpler, and the entanglement is naturally less; If you pretend to be more satisfied, the pain will naturally be less; If you understand more, there will naturally be fewer contradictions; Pretend to be more tolerant and hate less.

20. I think I'm still immature. I can't control my impetuous heart calmly.

There is no need to pay for some unnecessary people.

People often miss the past, not because it is beautiful, but because it can never come back. Keep going no matter how hard it is, because only the moment you give up will you lose.

Sometimes, let nature take its course, and you will know whether those things are worth having.

Youth is like cutting onions. We are all in tears, but we still enjoy it.

Time tells us that what we said is not a relative, and we can change it again.

How much love is like this, the beginning of the story: I will give you happiness; End of story: I wish you happiness.

The road ahead is still far, you may cry, but you must go on and never stop.

Whether you are asleep or awake, you never stop reciting your name.

You left, taking away a little tenderness in my heart.

Can you focus on it and love me?

Like Giselle. Even if you jump and bleed. I don't want to think of you again.

Even after a thousand years, I still remember. Your condescending pity is only pity, not love. I remember.

I want to go to one of your favorite places, so that you can see me in your eyes.

We are just sensitive but insecure children, just strong.

Silent night, who will cut the bottom of my heart?

Your face will never beat again, even if it is a simple greeting.

I don't need anyone's closeness, and I don't need to pretend to be optimistic to quietly contact that poor me.

I can't imagine who it belongs to who once warmed my arms.

There are so many people in the street, but none of them are you.

We are all playing down this relationship. You choose a new lover, I choose the time.

If many things are the same, will you be happier?

A sadness buried in the bottom of my heart

Women dare to go because they are sure that men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

Maybe you have to despair once to live again.

Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.

I don't care, you don't care, what will happen to us?

In fact, I also want to be a bump man, not afraid of anything, and then protect the people I want to protect.

Everyone who loves to laugh has a pain in his heart.

In this era of reinforced concrete, it is difficult for someone to say forever as soon as he opens his mouth.

Some things we know are wrong, but we have to stick to them because we are unwilling.

If two people still care about each other, it is difficult to find a way out for love.

If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person.

People will change, keep a constant promise, but can't keep a rapidly changing heart.

Most of the pain is the result of refusing to leave. There is no fate, only persistence that never gives up.

Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Life is better for yourself.

A true friend will walk with you when the whole world is gone.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

A person's patience is limited, so please don't be sad any more.

We kept rummaging through our memories, but we couldn't find ourselves at that time.

The so-called happiness is that others are always worried that you will be fat, but he is worried that you will not have enough to eat!

Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart.

I just want to whisper your name in your ear. This is my story.

It doesn't matter what others think of you, what matters is that you like who you really are.

Some people, some things, just remember, don't care.

There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts badly.

Some people haven't been in contact for a long time, but they may be closer than some people meet every day.

Happiness is like a ferris wheel, because I don't have a ticket, so happiness doesn't belong to me.

Don't expect trouble or worry about things that may never happen. Stay in the bright sunshine.

Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and wonder why you can't sleep?

Love is like a period. I can't hide or escape. What should come will always come. Wait slowly.

If one day you regret it, please remember that I once begged you like a beggar.

Girl, you don't know how careful you are until you get hurt.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

The more I grow up, the more I find that not all smiles are true.

Take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing to others

In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life.

If feelings are regarded as a game, then in this game, only both sides lose.

We never forget the truth, but we are becoming more and more capable of telling lies.

I'm like a post-it note. I'll leave it behind after use and disappear in your life forever.

When loneliness has become a habit, I have become accustomed to it and no longer think about what to do.

Humble vows can always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

We are all children. We don't know how to love, but we know how to hurt.

When the whole world agrees to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear our hearts together.

Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

Suddenly, I found that many people who are indispensable in life have left.

People who love to laugh will not be too unlucky, so please laugh happily.

Sadness is buried deep in my heart.

People's desires are endless. Please cherish what you have.

I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life.

I'm crazy. I gave up being a fool, just for you, a liar.

My greatest wish is to keep you for myself and not share it with anyone.

If love is a game, why should I miss it? It doesn't belong to me, and I don't insist.

If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

If you don't care so much and want so much, life will be much simpler.

How many secrets does a person need to hide to spend his life skillfully?

Children who sleep in quilts feel insecure.

I'm sorry, I'll treat everything you say as a joke in the future.

Except your heartbeat, who will understand how much joy and sadness there are in your story?

The simple thing is that I love you, but the difficult thing is that we can't be together.

If you can be happy and stable in this life, who wants to be displaced?

Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

If loving you is a painful thing for you, then I will leave.

I love you, how many people have changed, and how many people are sincere.

Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

When we were young, we all loved each other. Love is so painful and sad.

Do you have my name in mind? I love you in my heart.

Love will end when it comes to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

A strange ambiguous memory with you and me, but no love.

Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me.

If one day the whole world hates me, will you tell me that I still like you so much?

Just like the wind pouring into memories, the pain is blown away, but love unconsciously catches a cold.

The so-called growth is to look down on heavy things and focus on light things.

Some things are known too late, as if all the people concerned are dead.

The pledge of eternal love is a heavyweight commitment, which often embarrasses mountains and seas.

A lover who can be taken away is not a lover. Love you can take away, don't keep it.

I care about you. I only care about you. Do you care about me as much as I care about you?

Would you be afraid if I said I would never talk to you again?

Smoking is harmful to the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart.

Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

I heard that touching anything is ideal. I heard that love is too ideal to touch.

I just want to settle down in my world and move forward without being affected by too many negative emotions.

There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one side kills people without telling the other side and plays the fool to the end.

Classic sentences that some people don't need to touch.

It's really annoying Every time I send a photo in a circle of friends, someone will make a joke, make a joke and know what a joke is. I originally wanted to apply for a small WeChat, but now it is unnecessary to think about it. Some people don't need to keep in touch at all.

Classic sentences that some people don't need to touch.

First, annoying, annoying, annoying. Sometimes it's really helpless, but on second thought, it's actually nothing ... people who don't understand me, please continue not to understand, how hypocritical you flaunt yourself! Some people really shouldn't contact again. After all, there is no need to let others worry about themselves. Many times, you are not strong for whom and weak for whom. Others are just watching jokes.

Second, look at the sky when you are uncomfortable. Don't let unnecessary people affect your mood. At this age, if you are comfortable with someone, contact her more. Some people do not know how to be grateful. There is no need to bother yourself about it. Tell yourself that you can't get the same reward every time you devote yourself wholeheartedly!

Third, the state of hair is a matter of mood, but the more people in the circle, the more things to consider, and gradually stop hair! Some people don't need to let them share your joys and sorrows, and gradually don't contact and talk, until one day when they tidy up people, they find that they actually think the same thing as you! This is probably not the same person except the gap.

Fourth, I don't quite understand that the Spark function of a social software doesn't need to contact two people. Because of the spark, they still say hello to each other every day. In fact, greetings are second. It's just that if the other person suddenly becomes perfunctory, he will instantly feel that he may have done something wrong and will make up a lot of brains. However, after telling the other party that it is nothing to say hello every day and it is unnecessary, the other party is really a headache.

5. hair status is a matter of mood, but the more people in the circle, the more things to consider, and slowly stop hair! Some people don't need to let them share your joys and sorrows, and gradually don't contact and talk, until one day when they tidy up people, they find that they actually think the same thing as you! This is probably not the same person except the gap.

6. Some people come to your life, accompany you through the lush, bring some happiness, or enough. There is no need to put yourself in the dust again and again to contact. If you are important enough, you may take the initiative to find you. Those little places, I'm serious. Now, I wish I was young and frivolous, just saying.

Seven, empty all the chat records, some people don't want to contact, some people don't need to contact, be a heartless fool, just remember it in the heart of the person who should remember it. Not talking or chatting doesn't mean that you don't miss it. I wish my friends all the best and a happy life.

Eight, after meeting many people, in fact, some people don't need to instill anything; Positive energy is often accompanied by brainwashing and action. So since you can't change it, you can either abandon it or make good use of it. Because everyone has their own upper limit.

I asked him why some people can still be friends after breaking up. Then he said that they are not as deep as love, there is no need not to contact, and they can still be friends.

10. Someone asked you what your current phone number is? I haven't changed my number since I arrived in Beijing. Since I deleted the people I don't need to contact, don't ask. If I ask, I won't answer. I am really drunk.

Eleven, some people don't contact again in the future, there is no need.

Twelve, I am a person with a strong sense of boundaries, and I hate others crossing the line. For example, people who check their accounts and ask questions when they meet for the first time, such as obscene men who secretly rub my various accounts, such as people they don't know at all, people who gossip without contacting you at ordinary times, such as people who interfere excessively in your private life and three views, compared with people who don't need to associate with me, such as approaching for unknown purposes, and so on. Once someone invades my border, I will switch to defensive mode immediately. Because people must know where their boundaries are, whether they make others feel uncomfortable, whether some things should be avoided and so on. Perhaps because of this, I filtered many people in my life, but I didn't feel anything bad and avoided many unnecessary complicated interpersonal relationships.

Thirteen, some people think that the blessings sent in groups are meaningless and there is no need to reply in the same way. What I want to say is that you also check your contacts when sending emails in groups. It is possible that some people are too lazy to tick your name and automatically bypass it, so cherish those who send you blessings in groups.

Fourteen, I have heard such a theory that if you don't contact a person for a period of time, you won't think of it, which means there is no need to contact. Some people don't even remember to delete it from the address book. The more some people want to forget, the more they will remember. Neither forgetting nor remembering can be forced. Let it be!

Fifteen, some people's contact information does not need to be kept to occupy mobile phone space! In fact, others deleted it before you deleted it!

Sixteen, some people are just too proud to have any connection. I have to see them when something happens. I don't think it's necessary. I'm not good at maintaining this superficial thing. Awkward. I am most afraid of embarrassment.

Seventeen, I am not a selfless person, and I don't want to be a selfless person. Therefore, I won't keep my promise foolishly again. I've seen the ending, so why take the risk? On that day, I went to that place, so I stopped contacting you. There is really no need to try some things, because we belong to different circles. See the reality clearly and precipitate yourself.

18. Most people think that family reunion is the most important thing, but not everyone can do it. Over the years, I have been wandering outside, facing the faces of strangers almost every day, and I can't taste the taste of my hometown food. Besides, reunion is out of reach for me. Some friends are more like relatives, while others are more like strangers. Some people are broken, so there is no need to contact again. In fact, the farthest distance is not distance, but there is no you at all.

Nineteen, it's really time to turn off your mobile phone, disconnect some unnecessary connections, throw away all negative energy, live seriously, and then do something seriously! Don't be melodramatic

Friends say that some people don't need to break off contact, just smile slowly, not too deeply, but I think false maintenance has lost the meaning of getting along, and I may not need it either.

Twenty-one, you treat others as girlfriends, and others treat you as passers-by. So go ahead! Don't walk together unless they are on the same side. Stab someone in the back, and you are stupid enough to use money to help them. You remember. Some people really don't need to meet or contact in the future. That would be too sorry for the drama sung by others! ! ! !

Twenty-two, some people just haven't contacted for a long time, but they still have to lie after contacting! How you are doing has nothing to do with me, there is no need to lie to me!

Twenty-three, some people have the same values and can get along well, understand each other and help each other. On the contrary, some people don't need more contact. Buy a book and a bag of coffee.

Twenty-four, life can be a person, but you can't let one person affect your life. Some people had better not contact at all, because it is unnecessary.

Twenty-five, since the breakup should be thorough and all contacts have been broken, there is no need to still love the present and keep the ex, which is unfair to both sides.

Twenty-six, I have a good life. Don't miss it, and don't make yourself more sad. You also know that if you don't love, you will give up. It is not worth worrying about someone who doesn't like you. In fact, some people don't necessarily need to contact and maintain through social platforms. Living in memory, some people are destined to be just passers-by There is no need to think too sentimental about everything. Life is really beautiful, I hope you get better and better. Have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get. In the future, if you don't want to see you unhappy now, those things that make you unhappy will definitely make you laugh in the future. In the past half a month, the biggest gain is to meet many people I haven't seen for a long time and get their contact information. Maybe some people think it's unnecessary, but it's different for me. Life is only a lifetime. I will meet many people, but few people can always be with you. Maybe some people just pass by in a hurry, but I hope everyone I know can stay and see each other. There is at least one connection. I hope everyone is well.

Twenty-seven, some people obviously don't contact, sometimes they don't think it is necessary to delete, but they will give you a compliment from time to time, which is really annoying. Just block it.

Twenty-eight days ago, I saw their message on the greeting card, which was based on what graduation photo gave me that day. It looks particularly sweet today. At first, I didn't think it necessary to send cards and messages. Maybe I haven't contacted anyone since, and then some people really haven't. But when I turned over these cards today, it was really sweet, like butterscotch in my heart. No matter whether we contact or not in the future, those are all our youth. Every stage has its meaning. We strive to move forward.

Twenty-nine, no longer take the initiative to contact anyone, because there is no need to practice behind closed doors. I still remember someone telling me that some people just know that they will always be around even if they have little contact.

Thirty, some people, there is no need to contact after graduation. If you don't return the message, your circle of friends will praise you. One message is not returned, and two are not returned. There is no need to put such people in the eye and get in the way!

Thirty-one, some people are very strange. Send me a WeChat to test whether I have deleted Ta. If I delete Ta, it means I don't need to contact for the time being. Just add it when it is necessary to contact. Why are you testing this? If I hadn't deleted this person and sent such strange things to harass my contacts, it would have caused trouble to hundreds of people. Really idle.

Thirty-two, some people don't need to contact, only contact me when they are helpful. I made a phone call and found that it had been blacked out. This is so-called ingratitude!

Thirty-three, really should put down the phone, cut off some unnecessary contact. Put aside all troubles, live seriously and do some serious things. As for you, I don't want it.

34. When I have nothing to do, I suddenly feel very interesting. Many people don't actually contact, and they still occupy the memory for a long time. I don't know why they contacted in the first place, but maybe they didn't contact at all. It seems that I understand that some people's numbers are really unnecessary. In the past, I may think it necessary to keep them. Maybe one day I will find him, or he will find you. What if I can't find something? In the Internet age, quantity is not the only way. There's only one reason people haven't contacted in years. I figured it out. I don't want to keep those unnecessary people and occupy my memory. Except for adding a piece, it has no effect.

Thirty-five, some things, just do what you know, there is no need to tell others, because many people don't understand, some words are in their hearts, there is no need to say them, because many people don't like to hear them, and some people keep them in their hearts, so there is no need to keep in touch, because they may not care as much as you do.

Thirty-six, to understand, muddle along, some things, some people don't have to importune and wait, live their own lives, go their own way, no longer greet, we are strangers. Once the network is deleted, goodbye.

Thirty-seven, some people come to your life, accompany you through the lush, bring some happiness, or it is enough. There is no need to put yourself in the dust again and again to contact. If you are important enough, you may take the initiative to find you. Those little places, I'm serious. Now, I wish I was young and frivolous, just saying.

Indeed, I think my circle is not clean enough. It's not big, but some people really don't need contact.

I have been so busy living in my own world during this time that I forgot to contact and communicate with my former friends. I always thought it was too much trouble before, and I didn't think it was necessary to do so. But it's interesting to talk about unexpected things that have happened recently occasionally. It won't make me feel far away from you. It's just that the life I want is different from what you started, but accepting everyone's differences is one of the most interesting places to be a person, isn't it?

Forty years old, I really feel that some people don't need to contact anymore, and they are all weak. There is no need to bother to maintain those false friendships. It's tiring and embarrassing to say anything.

Forty-one, the first week of school, Wednesday and Thursday are full of classes, very tired. I made up the exam on Wednesday, and I was very nervous when I checked my grades. I won't have classes this afternoon. I took a shower, cleaned up and went to the movies with my roommates. I still think of her occasionally. I hope she can be happier this year and stop contacting. I'm too tired, it's unnecessary, but I can always be behind her and make her turn around and rely on something. I've been thinking for two days, I'm afraid to be so kind to another person, I'm super scared, because I'm afraid to walk and leave again, so I hesitated many times, but I'll also find that maybe these are fate, and I can't escape. It's been a week since school started, and it's quite interesting to meet senior Joe at any time.

Forty-two, some people gradually become reluctant to contact because they feel unnecessary.

43. I don't want to contact anyone if I can't find it. I used to think there were many friends. Not at all now. Some people can only play with you, some people can accompany you to make progress, and some people can only add meaningless expectations to your life from time to time. Some people don't need to contact at all.

Forty-four, some people, after your enthusiasm, gave up without getting a response, and there is no need to take the initiative to contact. After all, they are not important to you.

45. My friend said that some people don't need to cut off contact, just smile slowly, not too deeply, but I think the false maintenance has lost the meaning of getting along, and I may not need it either.

Forty-six, delete a person's QQ and WeChat for the first time. Some people in life don't need to contact again, because they see through your personality.

47. Someone asked you what your current telephone number is? I haven't changed my number since I arrived in Beijing. Since I deleted the people I don't need to contact, don't ask. If I ask, I won't answer. I am really drunk.

Forty-eight, some people really don't have to leave, delete, delete, delete their contact information. I deleted one decisively yesterday, and whoever contacts in the future will be ruined.

Forty-nine, empty all chat records, some people don't want to contact again, some people don't need to contact again, be a heartless fool, just remember it in the heart of the person who should remember, not talking or chatting doesn't mean they don't miss it, I wish my friends all the best and a happy life.

50. Some people, don't think about things night after night. It's really melodramatic You really should turn off your cell phone, cut off some unnecessary contacts, lose all negative energy, live seriously and do something seriously.