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How to express the process of losing weight in Lu Xun's tone?

I think it's probably because it's not good for a person to gain weight, but he wants to lose weight.

I have only two thoughts recently, one is to be thin, and the other is to be thin.

in the gloom, I saw a woman with long legs and thin waist, and I felt a little drunk.

but I also think: there is no such thing as slimming. This is like the road on the ground; In fact, there is no road on the ground, and more people walk, so it becomes a road.

It's winter. Sparrows outside are chirping for seeds on the yellow lawn, and stray dogs on the roadside are rummaging through the garbage cans that shout loudly. I looked up at the sky. It was past noon and I was really hungry. I patted my growling stomach, stepped up my pace and walked home, even if I was late, I would have to eat out again.

I'm still thinking when I get home. The so-called weight loss, although it can be barely beautiful, sometimes makes people feel distressed, so that the silk thread of the spirit still leads the happy time of freedom and eating and drinking. What's the point? I'm suffering from not being able to forget it all. This part that I can't forget all has become the cause of my struggle.

......

These days, I feel bored and confused, and I have no desire for beauty. I am probably ill, and it is hopeless.

I probably don't want to lose weight. I can't lose weight anyway. I got up and made a cup of coffee. This sadness has no origin. I looked at the two dishes in a gloomy way. One dish was vegetarian and the other was vegetarian.

I have always disdained eating this food, but now I have the idea of losing weight. Anyway, it's probably winter!

I watched TV for a while, and I was very bored.

it's probably the lack of heat, and it's freezing to the bone, just like a group of beautiful faces: they are obviously laughing, but the coolness just goes into their bones.

Those few vegetables, leaves and fruits stared at me innocently, but I didn't even have the slightest idea of getting confused. I just kept thinking and thinking, "Why force myself to do something disgusting like holding a gun to my forehead!" But I have to think about going out in summer, even if I don't insist!

so I still didn't move until the moon came and stared at me with the delicious food, so I unconsciously entrusted myself to sleep!

......

I've always been afraid to speculate on myself with the worst malice, but I didn't expect, and I don't believe, that I would struggle to this point.

when I got up in the morning, I felt terrible. I picked up a fallen vegetable leaf and didn't realize that the end of the year was coming. I looked at Asahi, who got up with me, and my heart was like the water in the cold pool, but I was sad for no reason. The Asahi at the moment is excellent. Although it is inedible, it is also excellent. But I just think that people standing here at the moment should be people who eat chicken legs.

the red sun never reduces hunger. Anyway, it's time to buy something delicious.

no matter whether you don't reduce it, it's uncomfortable anyway, so just don't reduce it.

admittedly, this is a sad thing, and I myself punished me for writing a review. It is necessary to write a review, but I am a little surprised. People only know that the review is bound to be written, but there are some mistakes that cannot be avoided, but few people study them carefully. For this reason, I reflected for three days to write this review.

yes, I have clearly understood my mistake, and I will definitely and definitely not repent.

I thought it was a sage and a hero, and there was no need to be ashamed of his love of food. It was a mistake to be ashamed. END ?

Text/Nine Crows

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