Clap your hands

A cynical poem, an ancient poem, a cynical classic sentence.

1, I had to throw Bolt and me away from yesterday; It hurts my heart even more today. We are all lofty distant thoughts, longing for the sky and the bright moon. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with the sword, the sadness is back, although we drown them with wine, because the world can't satisfy our desire, I will let go of my hair and get on a fishing boat tomorrow. -Li Bai's "Shu Yun, Xuanzhou Xie Tiao Building Farewell School Book"

2. Go to Mochow Palace and party there all night. The Wushan goddess of Chu was originally a dream; Qingxi is the residence of my sister-in-law, and there is no lang here. I am a weak lingzhi, biased by storms; I'm Lingfang, but I don't have any fragrant leaves. I know that this kind of love will not have any result, and melancholy is frivolous.

3. The autumn wind is clear, the autumn moon is bright, and the fallen leaves are still scattered. Western jackdaw in the west is surprised, and I don't know when acacia will meet. Li Bai's "Three Five Seven Words"

4, a wisp of faint phoenix-tailed yarn, fragrant and multiplied, meet in Biwen dome at night. It's too late to cover up the encounter with a fan; But you drove by, speechless. Once lonely, how far can a pomegranate flower whisper? . I will tie my horse to a willow tree by the river, where will I stay in the southwest?

5, looking for it, cold and clear, miserable. It's the hardest to stop breathing when it's warm and cold. Two glasses of light wine, how can you beat him? It's late in the wind. Guo Yan is very sad, but this is an old acquaintance. Yellow flowers are piled all over the floor. Who can pick it now? Looking out the window, how can a person be dark? Indus is raining in Mao Mao, dripping at dusk. This time, what a sad sentence! Li Qingzhao's slow whisper

6. When you ask about the untimely return date, late rain will rise in the autumn pool. When * * * cut the candle at the west window, but talk about the rain at night. Li Shangyin's Short Message to Friends in the North on a Rainy Night

7, sweet cold gold, turned red, got up and combed his hair. Ren Bao is full of dust, curtain hook.

I am afraid that I will leave my arms, but I don't want to say anything. New arrivals are thin, not dry wine, not sad autumn.

Hugh. If you go back, you can't stay after going to Yangguan for thousands of times. Read Wu Lingren, smoke locks Qin Lou.

Only the running water in front of the building should remember me and stare at me all day. Looking at the place, I have added new worries since then.

8. Hammer out the mountain and burn your eyebrows. I'm not afraid of fractures. I want to leave my innocence in the world. Yu Qian's Lyrics of Lime

9. In the border town, I didn't read books when I was born, but I know swimming and hunting. The autumn wind blows gently, and the grass is white. It is the season when horses are fat and cows are strong. Flying horses depict shadows, and the riders on horseback are so complacent!

After a full meal, the falcon went to the outer suburbs to hunt, and the white whip inlaid with gold fluttered, like snowflakes flying in the air and Ming Di whistling. Can bend the bow like a full moon, there is no empty hair in the arrow, and the arrow penetrates the empty owl.

The onlookers on the grassland were afraid of being hurt by the arrow wind and retreated behind them involuntarily. The whole desert was shocked by the heroic spirit of the rider. Confucian scholars are not as good as rangers. What's the use of studying hard under the curtain even if you are bald!

10, it was long before I met her, but it was longer than we were apart. The east wind started and a hundred flowers blossomed. Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will turn to ashes before tears dry. In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song. There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! . Untitled Li Shangyin

1 1, the moon is wet, and the cold toads are scattered. The cloud screen does not move to hide loneliness, and the west building is in a hurry to fly kites all night.

I want to weave acacia flowers and send them far away, but I miss each other all day long. But when I heard the sound of Beidou, I didn't see the clarity and shallowness of the long river.

Goldfish lock off the red laurel spring, and the ancient wind and dust are full of Yuanyang Yin. Sadly, the small garden is a long road, and Yushu has no sympathy for national subjugation.

The lyre's possession of Chu Nong is getting colder and thinner. Night fright frost parrot with curtain hook, evokes the dream of South Cloud circling the cloud.

Ding joined the ruler element and recorded the acquaintance of Xiangchuan. Song lip held the rain all his life, but it was a pity that the fragrance was in his hand.

Say sarcastically some sentences full of negative energy.

Ironically, it is a full negative energy sentence. Sometimes, it will become particularly sad, the whole world is sorry for me, negative energy is bursting, cynical and indignant quotations.

While saying cynicism, while listening to self-righteous truth, be a person raped by life.

I walked too much at night and didn't even meet a ghost.

Why am I looking for you? You've come so far.

Blood, as long as the flow does not exceed 1500 ml, I am not afraid.

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. I thought you remembered me.

It's nothing to get drunk. It's just normal metabolism to cry tired.

At any time, even if you take a bite of sugar, it is only to maintain blood sugar balance.

I may live in your heart all the time, but I still seem unloved.

I have walked this road, and it is quite prosperous. Peach blossoms are everywhere, and none of them are me.

You'd better go all the way to dark, and I'll bury a hole in the road.

In fact, love for no more than two months is nothing to me. You'd better cheat before it's too late.

I am waiting for you in the world of 52 Hz, and I am afraid that you will make love in the sea of 520 degrees.

Mysterious changes are immutable, and dynamic illusions composed of continuous illusions can be captured. The truth and purity of illusory packaging are immutable, and the changed waveform cannot be captured, so the change is immutable, and all falsehood is real.

I will remember you in my heart for the rest of my life.

Stop indulging in games. No exciting battlefield is as cruel as reality.

Strange people on earth

Strangers on Earth is a novel by Feng Jicai, a famous writer in China. The book includes chapters such as Wine Girl, Dead Bird, Feng, Yang Ba with a Good Mouth, Zhang Dali, and Little Golden Dragon, all of which are stories about legendary figures. There are 19 short stories in the book, each of which is extremely short, half written and half white, with three words and two strokes. The style of the works is also close to the classical legend, which takes the literary purport of the book. What is said in the book is mostly based on the life in Tianjin in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. Each article is devoted to telling the life story of a legend, and the materials are collected from the long-standing folklore in Tianjin. The strangeness of the characters is unheard of, and the exquisiteness of the story is amazing. The release date is 65438+February 8, 2008.

1, in the snapping sound, the walls are seamlessly connected. Brushing the past wall is really like opening a white barrier.

Hai Zhangwu is over there, you can tell it's him from two feet away. He shouted at the back of the clay figurine Zhang, who was walking out of the door: this broken craft also needs to make money, and no one wants to sell it cheaply.

3, people who eat craned their necks to see. This clay figurine is really pinched! It's like cutting off Zhang Wu's head and putting it on the table. A gourd ladle-like head, bulging eyes and a proud face are more like Zhang Wu in the sea than Zhang Wu in the sea. Only the size of a walnut.

Step by step, looking back, I hope tears will flow to others. Bones are as thin as fish bones, and meat is as tender as fish belly. It is not the appearance of making money, but the material of dancing writing.

5, the people on the craft road, the clay figurine who pinched the clay figurine ranked first. Moreover, there is a first, no second, and the third is 108,000 miles.

6. After writing this series of novels, I will bid farewell to this kind of novels. A sly rabbit has three caves, and one cave will die; If I write again, I will be incompetent.

7. At this point, I was exhausted. No more desire for words.

8. If you don't compare the true and false together, you can't tell the true and false at all-this is the skill of others' fake painting and the highest skill!

9. Except artisans, artisans eat by hand, so whoever invites them is afraid. Therefore, clay figurine Zhang only cares about drinking and eating vegetables, and looks around, completely ignoring Hai Zhangwu.

10, there are unique skills, eating meat, lighting lamps, and standing in the middle of the street; Incompetent, vegetarian, depressed, stand aside.

1 1. Letter for study. He can't even figure out the abilities of those who study and those who don't, so how can he still study?

12, the magistrate laughed: On weekdays, it is not that the speaker is unintentional, but the listener is interested. Presumably, Master He always drinks good tea, and he remembers all the tea names!

13, the legendary swordsman forgot the world of mortals, and a song is far away from the world.

14, this set is not made by anyone, it is a living method on the dock.

15, everyone in Tianqingge heard this sentence. People are waiting to see how Zhang, a clay figurine with superb skills and courage, can repay Hai Zhangwu. A ball of mud passed through?

16, Golden Gate Resort is full of talents. Here, two masters selling tea and soup make this ordinary street snack famous.

17. Since then, Yangba has gained great fame in Tianjin. The Yangjia Tea Soup was also renamed Yangba Tea Soup. Elgin gradually buried, no one knows. Yang Ba has no guilt about this, because his fame depends on his good mouth, and Li didn't drink tea and soup!

18, Dr. Hua, a dentist, is famous for his kindness. He said he had to pee, left the card table and went to the backyard, drilled the back door and went around the front street. He quietly called Zhang Si, who was leaning against the door, and gave him seven silver dollars from his pocket. Without waiting for Zhang Si's gratitude, he turned and retraced his steps, entered the room and sat back at the poker table, then casually played cards.

19, he knows all about the puddles outside the south gate, which one has fish, which one has the size of fish, and which one has how many fish. He can catch all the fish in the pit, but he will never catch any fish in the pit. It's gone. Is he playing?

20. Hai Zhangwu is still playing. Clay figurine Zhang must have found these words on this piece of mud in his hand.

2 1, the legendary swordsman forgot the world of mortals, and played a song fifty miles away, with red lips and white teeth, playing with lights, and a lock of goatee under his chin, soaked in the process of black oil people.

"Andrew Shi Sheng Zhen romantic" Bian Xiao "genius in the left madman in the right" Bian Xiao "thank you for leaving me" Bian Xiao vulgar elder brother "famous saying.

1, people want to like girls with big breasts, mainly because they are used. I know that the bigger your breasts are, the farther away I am from your heart. 2, a grain is lifted there to wake up, and it is recognized that wind particles will never get tired. If you use it, you won't be soft-hearted. Eat for seven days and you will live forever.

There are no eunuchs in Shanke to buy condoms, so let's play international! You are a great master. I will burn incense every time I go in the morning and evening to keep you alive. This Shanke is going crazy, and gay feelings for Shanke are changing!

4, I am not afraid that my daughter-in-law is too big, but I am afraid that my daughter-in-law has culture.

5. I hope you believe me as long as I have nothing to do. I feel that there is someone you can't forget for a long time, and many other families and descendants have never seen it. I left for peace and happiness, but I just hid!

6, adults in bed minutes, adults in the audience, the wind board said I add one minute!

7. Your ambiguity and great love become a humble word. Anyway, the so-called home doesn't care about sleeping alone!

8. Heroes can't learn the source, and hooligans don't care about young and old. Every time this woman's trousers are too loose, her tone is mostly small but not tight.

9. I have to express my most expensive wishes for the coming year in the most humble words.

10, after the chrysanthemum was broken, the other roads hit hard like a kind of injury, and Weng mud fell into the crotch. Each of you is trying to do something on the road to stop the poison gas. You are planting me, and my success is my fireworks. You are all doing nothing. If I have many roads, I will do it with a lot of money. I'm sorry I'm too good-looking, but I missed you when I said I would cook raw rice into a mature rice. I'm afraid I won't look good on the road, but I feel too sorry on the road. I work hard and am diligent, and my life is beautiful and brilliant.

1 1. Whether it's the year of Taoism or not, it's just a glimpse of the Mona Lisa, and everything can't be completed.

12, there are many things worth seeing and loving in life, which only blossom without fruit.

13. In the past, we not only recruited cats and teased dogs together, but also made a sample of not entering KTV and not drinking. Belong to a typical friend. Because I can't stand loneliness, my spleen is getting worse and worse.

14, I can't see my madness for you, so I have to suppress all my greed for you. My capital country wants to make peace with you just to see your favorite toys.

15, I met you because you became a monk with a smile. We really want you to work with people. Only by joining my team can I ask girls out and sleep with whoever I want. With annual leave and social security, it is essential to win the top ten awards. Where can I find such a big one?

If something goes wrong in your field, you will die if something goes wrong. What must your family do to entertain her when you can move? Uncle said, what is the biggest problem? We need a drink and a medicine. I feel that many netizens have an appointment. If I feel it, I miss my country very much, and we both feel like sleeping together. Teddy is looking for a big gun, and our models don't match at all. I suggest you don't laugh and be a bitch. I destroy your prostate every year. 16, this Tangzi is a monk who put on his pants and set out from the road. After reading the classics, he compared China people with China people. A blue-faced child is swollen when he walks. He must be empty, lonely and cold. You don't have to panic. I'll go first and lead the way.

17, because you are a mother that God forgives from time to time: I love you!

18, autumn is real. She wants the New Year's tree to recognize "wood" and the middle-aged love to recognize "understanding".

19, big brother, you can pretend that she wants to be stupid, and you don't care. Just because there is no way, there is no free spicy powder. I'm dressed so brightly, do you think I'm making a contribution to society for free?

20, the red wall yard, according to the bright moon and the water,

Flowers are full of sleeves, and vegetables are convenient. I just want to have a small yard, so I can learn a lot. 2 1, I'm afraid you'll get me drunk. You can sleep with me after eating. If I get drunk, I will hurt my friends. If you don't accompany me, I will only be sad.

22, a toast to the country now, sober people are the most ridiculous.

23. Why did the village party secretary go to the little widow's house in the middle of the night? Why did the witch turn omiya into a little frog when she was young?

Is all this the fault of Pleasant Goat or the fault of the Wolf, and the moon only arrives? Did Austria's underground opening make it worse, or did the armor make it brave to see him? 24. In the world, I can know how much you care about me, and you care about me a little. I want to show off to others with my voice!

25. I can only clean the window, sweep the window and laugh all day. From then on, I occasionally want to see the first year, the first year, the first year.

Welcome Sister Nose Ring to join us in the new year. Sun Famei has fought against shovels and hammers. She has been digging coal for ten years since she was born. As a physical quality, Zhang Fei only eats black Fan Kui every time he fights fiercely.

27. He started to keep a dog at home, but after all, he couldn't control it. Let's go to the grand hotel together. The young monk strolls around the brothel, and this one won't stay long.

28. Stop and sit at midnight and look back at the chrysanthemum dregs!

29. Biological evolution is a dance that can be bound if you lose. Under the limited circumstances, thinking about middle age is also optimization. The individual survival advantage of national vitality is based on the comparison between individuals. It is not necessary that they are the best, but only that they are the best when they are young.

30. The polymorphism of stagnant water is more dependent on water, and the more you live, the happier you are. This is a trick to push Han. The first one is that her husband has more water in the world. It hurts to see the broken eyes of chrysanthemum. Your mind is already very big.