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Good ability to talk about it.

1, misunderstood before, I can't wait to hold each other by the collar and explain for three days and three nights. Not now. If you can't understand me, then we'll go separately. Although I am thirsty, I won't drink everything.

2, to be a man, water is seven points full, and words are three points soft. If you don't know my way, don't inquire about my bottom line.

3. Drink if you have wine, and love if you have affection. Life is so short, it really passes after a few times of restraint.

4. If you have more experience, you will know that if you have no ability, you will suffer indignities. Only when you are strong can you give others a slap in the face.

6. No matter what life I lead, someone will make irresponsible remarks about me behind my back. Ambition is good, but please don't lie on my head.

7. No matter how good others are, they are others. If they can't stand it, it's themselves. I am ordinary, but I am unique. May every girl be exquisite and old, with sunshine in her eyes and frank laughter.

8. I would rather be called frivolous, proud and heartless than be a good person who can come and go at any time.

9. We work hard to make money just to gag everyone with the word "I have money".

10, many things, I don't know, I don't care, I just don't want to haggle over every ounce, I don't want to expose you. Please be careful when you lie to me.

Talk about the boldness and domineering after being dumped

1. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me!

2. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around?

Change my heart, give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch those who hurt me go to hell.

You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat.

Don't say sorry if you are not sincere. You are the best apology!

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

7. If the person I love wants to leave me, I can only say two words: OK. Never ask why. How could you do this to me? What did I do wrong? Now that you have decided to leave, there must be a reason why you are ready. Everything I leave will not belong to me. Good luck.

8. It is better to be a friend than not to be a friend. It is better not to let go like a lover.

9. Youth is like this. It seems that every life is a waste, it is better to waste it on you.

10. The classmate you haven't contacted for a long time suddenly added your friend. Don't think too much. In addition to borrowing money, she began to do purchasing.

1 1. If I don't flirt, how can I deserve your easy virtue snake heart?

12. Are you still waiting for that person? Waiting to be loved or waiting to give up!

13. You said you like rain, but when it rains, you take an umbrella. You say you like sunshine, but when it is sunny, you hide in a cool place. You say you like the wind, but when it is windy, you close the window. So I'm afraid you'll say you like me, too.

14. I regard you as the love of my life, but you abandon me thousands of miles away.

15. You said there was me in the north, and then you went south.

16. As long as you ignore me, I will be happy for a long time. That's all I can do.

17. Don't come back if the waves are enough. I'm not a hotel. I can leave at any time. I'm at home, I can't come back, just like a piece of paper. Since you choose to tear it, it is not the original paper. Don't come back when the waves are enough. I don't want it either.

18. Time can witness love, but not all love can stand the test.

19. Life is long, and you should be with interesting people, such as me.

20. Really falling in love with someone is like drug addiction, which you can't quit, change or forget.

2 1. When you think that you have been abandoned, it is actually the other person who suffers: because he lost someone who really likes him, and you just lost someone who doesn't like you.

22. You never know how gentle the eyes of people who avoid your eyes look at you at the last second.

23. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

24. Loving you is the most persevering thing I have ever done. You are my past, but you will not be the rest of my life.

25. Actually, you don't have to be so cold, and I didn't think about it.

26. It turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold a hundred kinds of grievances; It turns out that the world of love is very small, as small as three people, and it is suffocating.

27. When I was young, I wanted to fall in love many times, but as I grew older, I finally realized that loving someone, even if it takes a lifetime, is still enough.

28. Blame us that we know each other too early and can't hold hands until we are old.

29. Many people yearn for crystal-like love, crystal clear and flawless. More people have glass-like love, which is equally transparent but easily broken.

30. You can dare to do emotional things, but you really can't take them lightly.

3 1. If you haven't experienced my past, don't comment on my present easily.

32. Don't be soft and artificial in front of me, lose your temper, put on a face and criticize me. If you have any questions about me, just speak out. Since I dare not say, what can I do?

I won't see you off if you go, but come, no matter how stormy it is, I will pick you up.

34. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed.

35. My world is not big, and I am too lazy to expand it, but you have decided to go out and never want to come back.

36. You don't need to like it, let alone hate it.

37. Some people say that you are fake, so how much truth did he give you? Some people say that you have changed. How long has it been since he cared about you? Someone misunderstood you, which means that he doesn't know you at all. Some people are suitable for your company, while others simply forget it. Thank them for pointing out your life so hard. You'll be fine. It has nothing to do with them.

38. It is better to accompany me through every spring, summer, autumn and winter than to give me a vow of eternal love.

Don't believe me when I say I will wait for you. After all, I am cool. I will go with the right person.

40. I don't want the prodigal son to return. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.

Wechat Classic Talk Daquan: Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

1. Please take good care of the people I love.

You forgot me in the place where we once knew each other.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers.

4. [Maybe people who smile are sad in the most beautiful way. ]

5, friendship is like pottery, broken can be repaired; Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to close it again.

6. Before Christmas, W: Will you give me an apple as a Christmas present? M: Yes, of course. W: OK, I want the white one, 5s.

7. If you have lived in vain, loved and loved, then a short life is not just a life.

8, details determine success or failure, and heaven rewards diligence.

9, the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people,

10, trees cling to the land, just as humans cling to love.

1 1. It turns out that the words on movie tickets will disappear with time, just like the people who accompany you to the movies.

12, no ifs, only results!

13. Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

14. What's wrong with employers and employees who love swearing and are full of yellow thoughts? Better than those bitches who only yell fuck in bed.

15, don't say meaningless things you haven't done.

16, muddle through. I won't be ashamed of waiting for time.

17, is there a person who once occupied your life, and now you will be embarrassed to say hello.

18, I will be disappointed, because I have expectations.

19, in fact, we are all afraid of pain, in fact, we laugh very affectedly.

20. People who really know how to smile are always easy to get more opportunities than others and always easy to succeed.

2 1, cry loudly if you persist for a long time.

22. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

23. I subverted the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

24. Empty the island or forget the tide or cry the sea.

Hearing your voice will make you feel relaxed.

26. The sea will dry up and stones will rot. My love for you will never change.

27. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it is suddenly realized, it is too late.

28. Not loving is not loving. Don't fucking say we don't get along.

Domineering and free-spirited comes from my mood phrase: supercilious look is supercilious look, and face is lost.

1, all people and things, just have a clear conscience, don't be reluctant if it's not yours, anyway, what you left is the scenery and life.

Over the years, I have missed many people and suffered many betrayals, but it really doesn't matter. As long as I can't die, I can still stand up. Don't underestimate me. I'm not that fragile.

3. Time is really a good thing, which verifies the right and witnesses the wrong; I am who I am. I don't like wearing masks. Maybe you are awesome, but I don't care about you!

4. From today on, be a difficult person, throw your face to the person you hate, and tell the person you like openly. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. I have my pride, why should I be humble for you!

6. In a relationship, if you can't see the future and feel the present, it's better to say goodbye and be the passerby.

7. Don't waste time on bad things. Time is so tight, you should care more about yourself.

8. There is no need to explain yourself too much to others. Anyway, people who like you don't like you because of your explanation, and people who hate you don't like you because of your explanation.

9. In fact, being able to stay with you all the time is the great self. So just be the person you like, eat, sleep and love.

10, I poured you a cup of hot water, but you want a cup. As a result, the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. You remember hot water, but it was freezing at that time, and my enthusiasm was limited. You should hurry.

1 1, white eyes are white eyes, and the face is thrown. Do your duty, live up to your conscience, be kind to every sincerity, please don't be indifferent.

12, I hated men who were bad to women at first, and then I gradually hated the east and the west, and my attitude became worse and worse. If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend from the beginning.