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QQ personality talk: Have you ever held a boy’s hand? Does arm wrestling count?

1. When everything is over and love is still there, this is the most painful thing.

2. Have a firm stand and the courage and confidence to face difficulties

3. You disrupt my habits and my principles, and finally you become my habits and my principles.

4. I carefully protected our love, but you still left

5. If I could turn back time, I would choose not to love.

6. I believe that all my love for you along the way will have a happy ending

7. Acne, more than 700 million pimples appear in a year, and the number of pimples can circle the earth Two laps

8. I finally believe that some people and things will eventually be missed even if they spend a lifetime traveling.

9. If you always care about what others think of you, you will always be a slave to others.

10. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

11. Too often, I always think I have found love, but I just can’t bear the loneliness at that time.

12. I am really glad that I am who I am and that I am loved by you.

13. Hey, please be strong. No one really sees your weakness!

14. Wolves roam the world, meat-eating dogs roam the world: eat shit

15. Compared to those girls whose lives are corrupt, my life is quite calm and occasionally windy

16. The reason why I love you and never give up is that the nickname you gave me is Rejection Everyone is ambiguous

17. How many people are originally kind, but are forced to be cruel.

18. I met an ignorant you at an ignorant age. What I know is that I fell in love with you and I have no regrets.

19. Master Tai, after putting on the cassock of my old monk , you are my man.

20. Maybe you are happy because you have found another person who suits you.

21. Love is your betrayal, but I have been waiting for you to look back!

22. I came to your city and walked the way you came.

23. In the past, the carriages and horses were very slow, and the letters were far away. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

24. The missed scenery is like a broken glass bottle, no matter how Efforts are ultimately irreversible.

25. I like Bianhua because it is unique.

26. I shouldn’t disturb your life. I should hide quietly in the corner.

27. Don’t use me as a joke just to please others.

28. Personalized signature: When you sleep in spring, don’t wake up, don’t harass me by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how much truth there is.

Twenty-nine. I always feel that some things do not exist in my world, such as love

Thirty. I am a thin man. When I am sad, I can count my ribs. .

Thirty-one, I don’t know how so many stupid words escaped from my mouth

Thirty-two, you only gave her warmth, but forgot I'm afraid of the cold too

33. Woman: "Dear, will you abandon me?" Man: "No, dear," Woman: "I'm so touched, dear, say Say why

Thirty-four, I want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

What?

Thirty-six. If you don’t work hard, why should you expect the world to give you the spotlight!

Thirty-seven. Love is like a joke. It makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself

Thirty-eight. Do you know that no matter how many people come to chat with me, I can’t beat it? Even one sentence from you is good

39. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

Forty. The isolated country is very desolate, and I am the queen here.

41. Goodbye, I love you so much, I have no regrets at all...

42. The last drop of tear.

It still leaked out, and my eyes were finally dry.

43. There are some things you can’t see through. It’s not that you are too stupid, but that you are too kind.

44. Crying can solve the sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.

Forty-five, he wipes your tears and he is reluctant to let you cry are two different things.

Forty-six, he has been in a daze, feeling the past related to someone

47. I finally managed to remain indifferent to your illuminated profile

48. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain.

49. Maybe you should learn to stay properly and let go at the right time

50. If you want to stay, cherish it until you grow old; if you want to run away, just leave. Never look back!

Fifty-one, "You are so sunny." "Talk like a human being." "You are so dark." "Come here and I won't hit you."

Fifty-two, Don't let loving someone always become a memory

53. I miss you every day and have you by your side. Happiness is so natural.

54. When people are lonely, they will involuntarily turn to those who are good to them.

55. When I close my eyes, who do I miss the most? When I open my eyes, it turns out that there is someone next to me. Who

Fifty-six, too much, we can’t bear it.

Fifty-seven. Not missing you is the perfect and gentle missing of you in my youth

Fifty-eight. I can’t wake up from my spring sleep, yawning and come looking for you, I can’t sleep at night. Can't wake up during the day.

Fifty-nine, you made a promise to me, but you failed to fulfill it.

60. The quicksand of all memories, those lost years, have washed away all my dust.

Sixty-one. The beautiful signature of youthful inspiration and happiness. I don’t want to be regarded as a love rival, so don’t attract the bees and the butterflies

Sixty-two. Waiting for expectations and dreams, and not Rub shoulders with the one you love, and hold hands with the one you love.

Sixty-three, you take a knife and stab my heart mercilessly, and then ask me if it hurts?

Sixty-four, please allow me to be a little proud, because I have you to rely on.

65. If you can't be together, don't give the other party any hope or hint.

66. Companionship means I am always there whether you need it or not.

67. Behind some smiles is a soul that clenches its teeth.

68. If I had known that it was so difficult to find a partner, I would have arranged a kiss with you.

Sixty-nine, since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

Seventy. In the collision of life and death, have we ever passed each other?

Seventy-one, who will make up for my wasted youth

Seventy-two, the most difficult road in the world is this road of life

73. Those memories are filled with unspeakable pain as the years pass.

Seventy-four. Life without you is very good, but it’s just a little uncomfortable and my heart is a little empty.

Seventy-five, I can’t stand the passage of time, and I can’t escape the youth here.

Seventy-six, I said I like your name, your smiling face, and your occasional stubbornness.

Seventy-seven, this is a world where leaving is popular, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

Seventy-eight, the pain of passing years of youth is worth the sorrow of entangled memories.

79. How strong can I be but I don’t have more heart than others

80. Sorry, I am not the only one who lives for you.

81. My dear, how are you doing? If it's not good, I'll be relieved.

82. Even if I had to do it all over again, I would still choose to meet you.

83. The saddest thing in the world is that two people love each other but miss each other due to misunderstanding

84. When registering at the hospital, someone jumped in line. I Ask him: Why don't you line up? He said: Because he has no quality. I was speechless.

85. Posturing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.

86. I will never forget the promise I made for you.

87. Should I be happy for you or sad for myself?

88. When people are gone, the music is gone. In the drama, when the tea is cold, the heart becomes colder.

Eighty-nine, you say I pretend to be innocent and pitiful, but have you ever thought about my feelings?

Ninety-nine, I have tried to blame myself for hating you, but it just doesn’t work Not going

Ninety-one, I am still fine after you left. Or better than before.

93. You don’t need too many friends, just three are enough: one is willing to lend me an umbrella on rainy days, one is willing to drink with me late at night, and one is willing to attend my funeral.

94. Do you know that I need comfort until all my thoughts are gone?

95. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

96. Thank you for breaking up with me on a rainy day. You must not see my tears when you leave.

Ninety-seven. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don’t understand my darkness during the day.

Ninety-eight. The chapters at night are played only for you, my heart The frequency only moves for you

Ninety-nine, my heart is cold, and I am not in the mood to listen to sad songs. Do you understand how sad I feel right now?

I will walk with you even through a hundred or even eternity.

One hundred and one, in the game of love, whoever gives his sincerity first is the loser

One hundred and two, "Have you ever held a boy's hand?" "

One hundred and three, the moment the tears fell, we saw our future.

One hundred and four, I see the same scenery every day, but today things have changed.

One hundred and five, I saw the light flashing in her eyes. Like the bright stars in summer

106. I hope that in a few years it will not be the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

One hundred and seven, I think you no longer love me, but you just can't let go of that last tenderness.

108. I am a very simple person. I will remember the people who are kind to me throughout my life.

109. Don’t give up. Maybe the person you like also likes you

100. Take off the disguised armor, since it is so vulnerable.

One hundred and eleven, stumbling and being confused, seeing through people’s hearts, and losing their youth.

12. The words you say when you are in love are called love words, but after you break up and fall out, they are all a joke.

113. Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 100 million, which is still a memory.

114. We loved each other deeply in the past. , the future will become a stranger

15. Why is a woman sentimental/because there is an ignorant man behind her.

One hundred and sixteen. Even saying you are mean cannot bring out your mean nature. You are already too mean to be described as mean.

One hundred and seventeen. Women are not omnipotent. But no woman can do it. Are you not tired of pretending to be like that? Do you believe that we dare to destroy you?

1. I think I am being sentimental. While you were talking to me, there were so many ambiguous messages in your fucking space.

2. That is probably the most beautiful thing I have ever heard: Xiong Da is not good, Bald Qiang is here again, Xiong Er, don’t be afraid that I am here

3. The accountant said: You will be late Come and get your salary, I don't have any change.

4. I have a disease called “If you don’t love EXO, you will die.”

5. Falling out of love is like permed hair, and comfort is just warm nonsense.

6. Just because I am too young, all the sorrows and joys appear so profound, and a light touch is earth-shattering.

7. Do you think I will watch you die? Absolutely not, I will close my eyes

8. [Love is limited, okay? It stops at betrayal and infidelity]

9. In today’s society, under your brilliant When you are surrounded by friends, when you are down and out, you don’t even have a dog around you?

10. The most fearful thing in friendship is deception and competition

11. The ultimate classic is fine spots!!!/shuoshuo/

12 , [That year I kowtowed and crawled on the mountain road not to meet you, just to stick to your warmth]

13. Telling lies without telling lies is stupid. It is easy to lie, but it is troublesome to live with this lie. From then on, you become its slave.

14. Forget it, the result will only be sad, not sweet.

15. I greedily need warmth, thinking that this can melt the hard ice in my heart.

16. This is an era where friendship and love cannot be distinguished.

17. Those who are studious and tireless will become talents.

18. There are always people who can easily get what you have worked hard for a long time.

19. Bullshit is because of dependence. Politeness comes from being a stranger. Take the initiative because you care. I don’t contact you because I feel redundant.

20. If I can make a cocoon and bind myself, I can break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly.

21. Listen to the teacher, do what the teacher says, and do your own thing.

22. I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you to come back, I'm waiting for you to love me well, I'm waiting for the day you come back, but that's just me waiting.

23. Some love is destined to stop at the lips and teeth and be hidden by the years.

24. No matter how many tears you have, there is no more silence than the silence you give me.

25. I am always in love with you for three minutes, but I have loved you for so long. I am always forgetful, but I remember you so clearly,

26. Fan Wei: Get one free One batch after another, it’s fate; teaching one year after another, thank you. Hengpi: Happy Holidays

27. I can’t find a reason to leave, nor can I find a reason to stay.

28. I don’t want to care about you, but the person around you has given you enough tenderness, so why do you care about me.

29. Admit the shortcomings in real life , and make up for this shortcoming through their own efforts.

30. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent in this way

31. Forgive me for being shabby and having no money

32 , I will not lend you an umbrella even if I see you getting wet in the rain.

33. To be soft-hearted is to give others the opportunity to hurt you

34. The moment you let go of my hand, I have given up on choosing whatever you want

35. On April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class. The more I thought about it, something was wrong, no! We can't be fooled!

36. If you don’t cherish it, I will no longer insist on it.

37. No matter where we go, we should not lose ourselves.

38. When I listened to that song and read the lyrics, I burst into tears. Do you know how uncomfortable I feel now? Do you know my heartache?

39. Showing your face to the people and things you hate. Smiling is something we must learn. QQ personality talks about boys

1. Without the obstruction of the rocks, there would be no excitement of the waves.

2. When everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but not off-key.

3. The world after drunkenness is still prosperous, but no one is lonely.

4. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

5. A person with a heart will still miss the other person no matter how far away he is; a person without a heart will be close at hand but far away.

6. Reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, and traveling thousands of miles is not as good as reading countless people!

7. Many people break into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

8. I can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

9. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.

10. Cultivate oneself, manage one's family, govern the country, and bring peace to the world... Remember this order, and do not play it upside down.

11. Please don’t laugh at my loneliness. You must know that loneliness also requires courage.

12. Looking up at the sky, I smile and open my hands to face the future calmly.

13. As long as you have courage, the whole blue sky is yours.

14. It is these ordinary lives that constitute great history.

15. Happiness is just something to talk about casually, but not everyone is qualified to talk about happiness casually.

16. Black is restrained, melancholy and difficult to fathom.

17. I pretended that everything was fine and that you still loved me until the world turned upside down.

18. Don’t compare me with anyone. I am not anyone’s shadow, let alone anyone’s substitute.

19. A person does not fall in love because he has an impossible person in his heart.

20. Loving someone requires a lot of sacrifice, so you have to think carefully. Otherwise, don't love. Don't take the porcelain job without the diamond. Promises are meant to be fulfilled, not just for fun.

21. If you had never appeared in my world, I would not be so obsessed with you.

22. In the colorful world, I am too serious.

23. When everything is over, you realize that it was just the beginning.

24. In fact, there is nothing wrong with being childish. People will grow up one day, why mature too early and lose too early.

25. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the power to make you regret it.

26. If you want your dream to come true, wake up from the dream first.

27. It was you who overturned my world and left me with only a lonely figure.

28. Sometimes, you need to go for a walk, clear your mind, and think about who you are and where you want to go.

29. People can be spineless, but they cannot be cowards.

30. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket. QQ personality boys talk

1. Men will have several brothers.

2. I am not handsome, but I have attitude.

3. What I’m looking at is not the moon, but Chang’e!

4. I feel that boys have never been reliable.

5. Men must open up a world on their own.

6. What to do if your balls hurt? Just rub them and move on!

7. I am not Andersen, so I can’t give you fairy tales.

8. Some people say that men are only lower body animals.

9. It’s not that I don’t get close to women, it’s that women don’t get close to me!

10. No matter how miserable a man is, he is not afraid of having a dream in his heart to conquer the world.

11. I am from Earth, so don’t give me those Martian words.

12. I am not a social person, but there are people in the society.

13. You won’t die if you don’t smoke, but it will be more uncomfortable than death.

14. As soon as I go out, birds will fly across thousands of mountains and every trace of people will disappear.

15. Your [world] is full of her [traces].

16. Don’t let your brother know that your sister-in-law has caller ID!

17. No matter how far or wide the road is, as long as I hold you, it will be safe.

18. No brother can get everything he wants, only he can do it.

19. Don’t be obsessed with me. He comes out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

20. Men should stand up straight and don’t lie down. Don’t wipe away tears easily.

21. A man may not be handsome, but he must look like a man.

22. Will you marry me if I don’t have a car, a house, or money.

23. If you are handsome, you will die quickly; if you are ugly, you will live longer.

24. Don’t blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

25. I can afford to lose as much as I love, not to mention I am still very young.

26. When I saw you fighting for me, you were really handsome at that time.

27. If you want to stay young without regrets, a young man must dare to think and act.

28. Master, give up on this idea. The poor monk loves the Taoist priest.

29. It was just a scam, and he hurt us all deeply.

30. Independent and proud, looking down at the people below, weeping only for beauty.

31. I am not an artistic young man, and I cannot pretend to be the artistic person you want.

32. The world of men should not be disturbed by animals like women!

33. Don’t be obsessed with me, I’m just a low-key otaku with a bit of a sharp edge!

34. She is the perfect shining diamond, and I am the humble sand that moves with the wind.

35. Daughter-in-law, you don’t have to do anything, I will take care of you for the rest of your life.

36. Master, when you put on this cassock, you will become my disciple.

37. I want to be strong. God put me on earth just to be the boss.

38. Girl, we will be very happy together. You will be the only one in my life.

39. The so-called belief is to bet on whether your wife believes your lie or not

40. If I had known that sister Ga’s heart had changed, what the hell was she doing in love?

41. A boy doesn’t need to be too nice, he just wants to quit the game and listen to you.

42. He who puts his heart and soul into people and things, in the end, is only moved by himself.

43. Even if you put a knife to your neck, you will not regret the decision you make!

44. Everything in life can be summed up in three words: it will pass.

45. Every goodbye cuts a wound. You can’t keep memories but you can’t learn to let go.

46. Our biggest mistake is that we never passed each other the moment we met.

47. This is a world where leaving is popular, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

48. You said that one day I don’t want you anymore, and you will never marry for the rest of your life, which makes me feel guilty.

49. I have achieved half of my goal of becoming a wealthy person. At present, I am very unsophisticated.

50. It is also a way of cultivation, but the difference is that you are practicing the righteous way and I am practicing the way of spectatorship.

51. So far, I think the man who is willing to help his wife tie her shoelaces is the most handsome!

52. I leave the most luxurious time to you to squander, just so that you can keep my lifelong memories.

53. The greatest role of a man in life is to make his beloved woman happy!

54. Don’t deceive others, because the only people you can deceive are those who believe in you.

55. There was once a true love in front of me, but I just didn’t cherish it.

56. Some people say that if the encounter is too beautiful, fate will be forgotten, and if the parting is too beautiful, the person will remember it for life.

57. To live a beautiful life requires great patience, one without complaining and the other without explanation.

58. The sky is getting colder day by day, the leaves are falling slowly, and the heart is getting colder.

59. Those people you hate can easily turn you into the person you hate most.

60. A strong heart is often defeated by a simple comfort, and then bursts into tears. .

61. I like to lie down and read books, I like to lie down and watch TV, I like to play with my mobile phone sideways, it’s just so willful.

62. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes. To be honest, I just like wearing my brothers’ clothes.

63. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful being in my heart.

64. Love can be a promise or a hug. The most important thing is a sincere heart.

65. I love you not only because of how you look, but also because of how I look when I am with you.

66. I searched through my memories, but I didn’t find that we made an appointment for tomorrow, but you left it to yesterday.

67. During class, the teacher only targets me. I want to say: I am just more handsome! Is it necessary?

68. In fact, I like walking alone on the beach, looking up at the sky, that kind of leisurely feeling.

69. My sunset-like sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset-like sadness.

70. Please take my ashes with you and throw them out when you encounter bad people. Let me protect you for the last time!

71. Just let her go. Don’t think about her. Is she worthy of your concern? Why struggle so hard if you have loved her before?

72. When people are born, they are inherently good. If they don’t do their homework, they will be a hero. The teacher checked what to do, picked up the broom and fucked with him.

73. Most of the mistakes are caused by not persisting, not working hard, not retaining, and then hypnotizing oneself to say that everything is fate.

74. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried sadly. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a boyfriend at all, I cried even more sadly.

75. If one day I stop looking for you, it’s not because you are no longer important, but because I don’t know if I am important anymore.

76. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters and the shameless charm you show when smoking.

77. Men, you must remember that no matter how powerful your opponent is, you cannot fall. Remember that there is a woman you love behind you.

78. I don’t cry or make trouble for some injuries, but that doesn’t mean I don’t feel pain. Just because I don’t argue or laugh about some people doesn’t mean I don’t cherish them.

79. There are always some men who never post photos of their girlfriends online because they always want others to think they are single.