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"The moment I took off my bra when I got home, I was so happy."
Adults easily get bored with life.
Everyone eats, works, and sleeps step by step, as if trapped in a pool of stagnant water, tired, mechanical, day after day.
We are all waiting for an exciting thing to break the boring status quo. However, the boring days still repeat themselves.
You need to smell more of the fireworks of life
In summer, in a cool place, look out at the bright sunshine, the blue sky reflecting the soft white clouds, and the wind carrying the fragrance of small flowers and grass. , stroking the hair. Holding half a watermelon in his hand, he dug it in with a spoon. Watermelon is very sweet, and the seeds spit out are cute.
@PIKACHU from Iceland
I went home and helped my mother tidy up the vegetable plot and set up some vegetable shelves. In the evening, I followed my nephew’s family of three to the county town. They took the baby with them at night, and I pushed the stroller for them in a novel way throughout the whole process. I was very careful for fear that the baby would bump over.
We went to the high school I went to and the only commercial street in the county, but we found that it had changed a lot compared to before. It had become lively and beautiful.
I wish we can all live the life we ??long for without too many storms.
@龙白,
Lying in bed and taking a nap, when I woke up, the sun was shining in front of the bed, and grandma was sewing by the window.
@ Cherry Small Pill Skin
Lying in the dark bedroom with a migraine, my daughter came in and tiptoed out. In a daze, I heard my mother reading a storybook to her daughter in a low voice in the study next door.
@文英
I really like the smell of fireworks on the bus.
I took the earliest bus and watched the sky slowly light up. I closed my eyes and took a nap in my seat. When I opened my eyes, I was surrounded by young students wearing the same school uniform.
I went home on Friday and walked to the bus stop with my classmates. After saying goodbye, we boarded different buses and went back to our homes. We got on the bus and found a seat by the window and sat down.
Rather than wearing headphones and isolating yourself from the world, I seem to prefer the slowly darkening sky, the street lamps that light up, and the various gossips in the local accent.
There are no repeated stories every time I ride in the car. Maybe this is the market.
@secretofmyboy
After a long, long nap, I woke up at 6pm, vaguely thinking it was morning.
When I got up, I found that my mother had prepared the meal in the kitchen, and my father was washing the dishes and was just about to wake me up to eat. It's really great.
@?
Typhoon strikes at the beginning of autumn.
The clouds hovering in the sky change shapes at an accelerated rate. The sun hides behind and coats the clouds with a layer of gold. The cicadas cling to the tail of summer and make a wild noise. The rich shade of the trees blocks the blazing sun.
If you leave a 10cm gap by the window at night, you can smell the slightest coolness creeping in through the window crack.
@伊子
Every day after get off work, I pass by the bustling Confucius Temple. Every time I sigh, this is a familiar and ordinary place, but it is a place where others want to hang out and eat. So, please keep that love for life.
@小xie
After a summer evening, I sit in front of my house and enjoy the cool air. The night is getting closer, fireflies are flying all over the sky, watching the birds go home, watching the moon rise, listening to the frogs croaking, and watching the clouds in the sky, it seems like time has stopped there.
We still have a lot to do, so let’s take a break and start bravely.
@Miner
Being able to eat ordinary meals cooked by my grandfather every day makes me feel that I still have the strength to face the unusualness of life.
@久久夏·Yooong
As long as I feel comfortable, troubles can’t catch up with me
In the summer when it rains heavily, bread, yogurt, play Song, write some words, pack things, no one to talk to at night when the air conditioner is not on.
@不要吃花
The moment I get home every day and take off my bra.
@yangsun
@淒小盈
I have been losing weight for a long time, and at the same time, I also have a irritable mood about not being able to eat delicious food. But over time, I got used to it and got used to eating low-fat food.
One day I had an argument with a friend and went to eat a bowl of noodles at noon. After adding vinegar, I found that the taste was exactly what I had been wanting recently. I ate it slowly and felt very satisfied and happy. .
I know that bowl of noodles healed me right now.
@here
When you are hungry, you can eat and drink as much as you want without worrying about losing weight, and you have a friend and lover who don’t care whether you are fat or thin.
@RabbitPie
When I fart loudly when I get home, I no longer have to cut off bits and pieces to let it out.
@武迪
Light a cigarette, and then continue your playful and smiling life when it’s time to put it out. @.
After tidying up the room, I went to Metro and bought a bunch of beers and foods I liked. I am obsessed with appearance when it comes to beer and I like beautiful glass bottles. Then I filled the refrigerator to the top. In an instant, It feels very healing.
@江锺行
Halfway through, I touched my pocket and found that the key was still there.
@ sai goo zhou yunpeng
At the moment when the salary is paid, the mortgage, credit card loan, and community property fees are paid off each month, and there is still money left for expenses.
@张德胜
Animals and children are the most wonderful existences in the world
Xi: I miss you especially when you are at work.
Me: You don’t miss me very much. I sent you messages and you didn’t even reply. (He has a phone watch)
Xi: But I don’t think you think in terms of a watch. I use a pillow.
Me: Huh?
Xi: The pillow smells like you, but the watch doesn’t smell like you. And there’s no point in sending a message. Thinking about someone is done with your heart, not by sending messages, you know?
This is what a 4-year-old child told me.
@少岛
In 2012, I was exhausted at work. I told my daughter, who was only 6 years old at the time, that I wanted to resign because I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to handle it anymore. As a result, she said to me very seriously: "Don't resign. It is said in the disciples' regulations that when time comes, stagnation will be resolved."
With this sentence, I have persisted until now.
@toffeelupl
Lekima just left yesterday. When he came home from get off work in the evening, he saw a puppy rolling in a puddle on the road.
@anna
The pregnant cat at home nestled in my arms, feeling the little life with her.
@生mix肉粉
The fresh graduates are suddenly a little uncomfortable with changing from a student to an office worker, but every time I come home, I see my ugly cat son. I meowed twice, then I squatted down and touched my head, and whenever I pout, it would kiss me.
I suddenly felt that it missed me and loved me. I have to feed it.
@?
My younger brother is a crybaby and cries all kinds of things every day.
Once while running with him, I fell down, my legs were torn and bleeding, and my pants were torn with two holes. He told me, sister, this has nothing to do with you, it was me who broke it myself, mom. I won’t blame you. If you want to scold me, you will scold me.
After returning home for a while, he was scolded very badly by his parents, but he did not cry.
In fact, if I hadn't stopped him from running in time, he wouldn't have fallen. I felt very heartwarming at the time, and I am usually very nice to him.
By the way, I am twenty-one years old and my brother is eight years old.
@笑靥如花
I tuck my baby in the quilt in the middle of the night. Every time he lies back down, he will cover me with the quilt in a daze and put me in my arms.
@?Nana?
Seeing my two-month-old son stick out his tongue at me and smile evilly, the fatigue of the day disappeared.
@猫不见
I like to go back to the room after closing the store every day and look at my 3-month-old daughter sleeping soundly. I want to touch her, but I am afraid of waking her up. , looking at her frog-like sleeping posture, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Life is always like this. After all, there are always some people or things that are the reason for you to survive.
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As long as I take my dog ??Ancestor out and be walked by him, my unhappiness will most likely disappear. There are still one or two left. When it is disobedient, give it a good education.
@武庄
Chatting with the person you like can cure all diseases
When I returned to the dormitory tiredly, my roommate said that I had boiled the hot water for you. It was in the pot, and I went to wash up happily, lying on the bed and chatting, probably only the two of us, Shen Jingbing, understood the words. @大头
Today he wanted to have fried chicken wings on a whim. Under my remote guidance, he actually made it step by step and the finished product looked 100% good. According to him, the taste was also very good. good.
I feel very happy. He seems to understand my love for the kitchen, and I will soon be able to eat his cooking.
@ unique to Xinhao
The first quarrel with her boyfriend after leaving the group: "I have been eating alone for more than 20 years, I don't need you to accompany me . ”
“I will eat with you for the next sixty years. ”
@おのゆきじゅん
Happiness is probably the end of my time in college. A summer vacation.
Every morning I first hear my mother talking when she gets up, and then I hear the conversation between my father and my mother who is making breakfast. Although sometimes I hear some of their little arguments while lying in bed, I am still very happy.
After I started working, the days when I listened to their conversations every day were very rare. I want to stay in this time without them getting older.
@Ms.Half
Summer vacation work life will be over the day after tomorrow.
I fall asleep with her voice every day, and when I wake up in the middle of the night and call her softly, she will respond to me with "Are you there?".
@李士八
Yesterday I saw that my idol, who I have liked for more than ten years, was on the hot search list, and many people were praising him.
I feel proud.
@女大馹
Suddenly there was a little connection between me and him.
For example, his message popped up as soon as I opened the dialog box. For example, when I was eating peach oolong ice cream, I found that he happened to be drinking peach oolong tea.
@青青
The boy who wrote "I will not marry anyone who is not a king" in my junior high school diary received the certificate.
@OH星光
After the storm, the sky in Beijing is very blue today.
My friend went to look for the answer, and I said to her: "Don't just bury your head, you have to look up at the sky today."
The yard at sunset, smelling of melon soda, the hem of your skirt blown by the wind, the meal waiting for you to come home, the sudden confession text message you received...these are the beautiful details that exist in the moment. If you catch them, you will have something wonderful. power.
I collected everyone’s health recovery packs in the hope that these beautiful memories can also be your painkillers at some point.
When you can’t survive the day, have a good meal, look at the people and things around you, and think about what you have.
Finally, give yourself a pat on the back.
You must know that the universe is huge and has infinite power. And we are also members of the universe. The time you are experiencing now will also become what people in the future call the best era.
And you are in it.
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