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202 1 tanabata is coming. Talk about mood. Tanabata is coming.

1, tomorrow is Qixi. If you have a girl you like, give her lipstick. At least you'll feel involved when she kisses someone else.

I want to stay and live with you, share some hardships and enjoy some happiness occasionally. If you don't want to, I will accompany you through the most difficult days, no matter what.

If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

4, single Valentine's Day, looking forward to the downpour that day.

I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

6. I copied love letters and stole roses, but I really like you.

7. When you can't sleep, think about me more and don't waste time, ok?

8. I don't have to accompany you deliberately. You just need to smile at each other once in a while. It's so natural, but it seems to be worth a thousand words.

Whether you are helped or pushed by others, I will hold your hand and be your hero. When you land behind the waves, I will take you home.

10, I like you, and I can do a lot for you under impulse; But I dare not love you, because I love you and I hope you can do the same to me. I like you, then I can silently jump out occasionally to scare you; But I dare not love you, because love needs to always follow the rules and always be tied to your heart. I like you, so I will tell myself to be noble; But I dare not love you, because I don't want to humble myself.

1 1, you are so cute. I'll find a chance to fall in love with you another day.

12, Valentine's Day is coming. I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

13, don't ask me out on Tanabata. I'm busy. I want to sell flowers during the day and scenery at night. I have to squat in front of the hotel in the early morning to sell medicine, and I have to sell a pregnancy test a week later.

14, I like this world, because there are spicy crayfish, novels and plays, sunflowers, distant places and delicious beer. More importantly, there are our family and friends. I want you to know that I like the world and I like you.

Tanabata talks about mood phrases, QQ Tanabata talks about Daquan.

1. Have people who show love on Tanabata this year ever thought about today in the next year's space?

Don't bask in chocolate and flowers on Tanabata, let your boyfriend bask in it and see if there are any same ones.

Don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, I can only laugh it off.

4. It's not sad to be alone on Tanabata. It's sad to watch the person you like show love to others.

Valentine's Day is coming in China, so I wrote 300 small notes and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelves. Don't ask me who I am, I'm Lei Feng.

6. It is said that single dog is more suitable for homework on Valentine's Day.

7. Tanabata is coming. Men should put their hands together, learn from Thai men and say to your lover: Brush my card.

If anyone is interested, please let me know. It's almost Qixi, so I'll stop you first.

9. Just after Tanabata, singles should stop looking for girlfriends for the time being. If they have an affair, just bear it. Most of them are looking for a father for their children.

10. Don't ask me out on Tanabata. I want to play Lianliankan at home, and if one pair is eliminated, it will be a pair.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

12. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Damn it, am I going to be a dog?

13. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

14. Don't send pictures in the space to talk about show love on Tanabata, in case you bump your face.

15. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad.

16. The furthest distance in the world is that Tanabata is here and we are not together yet.

17. How to write dead words? Is to spend Tanabata alone! /calculate/

18. If you don't want to be a single dog on Tanabata to watch others show their love, then take the initiative to confess to Lao Tzu.

19. Thanks to Tencent's invention of today's good things, people who show love on Tanabata this year will not cry next year.

20. I will take a screenshot of who shows love among friends on Tanabata. If you marry someone other than ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

2 1. How can you live without a lover on Tanabata? There are no dead people in the Qingming family. Do you want to kill one?

22. When 7-up arrived, the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

23. It's Tanabata soon. I'm not afraid to live alone. I'm afraid that the person I like will live with others.

24. How did you spend Tanabata? Skip. .

25. Don't even ask me out on Tanabata! I want to sell flowers in the morning, wine at noon and condoms at night. I have to squat in front of the hotel early in the morning to sell medicine, and then I advertise for abortion.

26. Tanabata is coming. If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to leave you a special one! .

27. This year's Tanabata is finally not alone. Do I have a boyfriend? No. Then why? Because I have classes. Tanabata Sadness Talk about Tanabata's sad mood phrase 202 1.

1. Nobody held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket.

2. Buy yourself a bunch of flowers and wish yourself a happy Tanabata!

Tanabata is coming, I miss you and live alone.

Today is Tanabata, it doesn't matter to me, it doesn't matter.

It's another Valentine's Day. I'm silent alone. I don't want sympathetic contact. Freedom is lonely, brave and fragile.

6. Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I'm all thumbs, I've tried a lot, so I don't regret it.

7. Sometimes, you go through fire and water for one person, but you can't compare with other idle people.

8. Sometimes, you love someone very much, but that's just your own business, just like a one-man show. In the end, the most touching person is himself.

9. You are still the reason why I refuse others. I am not waiting for you, but I still don't like others.

10. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's goodness and then being mercilessly abandoned.

1 1. I remember I spent Tanabata with you last year. I wonder who you will find to replace me this year.

12. The most courageous thing I did was to give up the opportunity to be friends, just to let you know that I like you.

13. Say goodbye with a smile, but turn around and burst into tears, because neither of us can forget that time together.

14. The person I'm waiting for won't come back, like the last bus I can't wait for, like an emotional movie without follow-up, like the last person at the end of the play.

15. From the seaside, you are used to the appearance of the sea, the surging heart at the ebb and flow of the tide, and a tidal flat after the ebb.

202 1 tanabata funny talk about tanabata, which makes people laugh.

1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone on Tanabata, you will still feel involved.

2. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

3. Someone asked me to spend Tanabata. I decisively refused. On this day, it is unique to enjoy loneliness alone.

4. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I simply said two words "skip"!

5. Are you short of light bulbs for Valentine's Day in Chinese Valentine's Day? You sit and eat without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture or retouch it.

6. I'm going to see my parents on Tanabata today, so nervous! After all, I hit his son first.

7. Tanabata is a date day for cowherd and weaver girl. What's so interesting about you two?

8. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata, would I become a dog?

9. You celebrated Tanabata this year, and I drank my 7-up!

10. Don't bask in chocolate and flowers on Tanabata. Send your boyfriend out to bask in the sun and see if there are any duplicates.

1 1. I am not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

12. Valentine's Day is coming. I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

13. "Are you still alone on Tanabata?" "I'm afraid half a man scared you?

14. Take some children to the streets on Tanabata. Go up and call dad when you see a man. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.