Qq space is funny and meaningful.

1. Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back next year.

2. The consequences of diaosi and Gao Fushuai kissing the goddess, the former is pa! The latter was snapped up.

3. I have never been afraid of police, hooligans or parents. My only fear is my daughter-in-law!

Girl, don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.

The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen, it will be very exciting to lie in the trough and think about other people's wives.

6. Looking back 500 times in the past life, I got a rogue in this life!

7. A good girlfriend can save 20G space for your computer; A good boyfriend can save you 200 Fu Nan batteries.

8. The person you dream of should sleep with him when you wake up.

9. All relationships that are not aimed at marriage are playing with other people's wives.

10. Girls will quarrel with their husbands and go back to their parents' homes. Learn to be smart. What passbook and clothes you bring are all weaknesses. Listen carefully to the tape: air conditioner remote control, TV remote control, his driver's license, ID card, car keys, change the computer and WiFi password, and then go back to your parents' home with peace of mind! I can't believe he doesn't know where he is wrong.

1 1. When you see someone you like on the road, you will immediately start the pretend mode.

12. Wife: My husband takes money, and I want to go shopping with Xiaoli. Me: How about 20? Wife: OK. I took out my wallet, took out 20, and silently handed it to my wife.

13. I have high requirements for bedding, and you are my most satisfied.

14. Grandma, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

15. on the internet, everything in the world can be summarized in two sentences: it's none of your business, and it's none of my business. I think it's classic. When I get back, I ask my wife to help me with my experiment! As a result, she said: I am pregnant. I: It's none of your business. . . Shut me up. . . Damn it, you are so cruel! ! !

16. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, I didn't say that!

17. Falling in love is boring. Play if you can, and get married if you can. Love and sharing.

18. Would you like to be my sun? I will. Then please stay with me. The telephone number is 92955886. 7 kilometers.

19. There are only two choices before you now, either you follow me or I follow you.

20. Q: Is the daughter-in-law more important or the game more important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

Funny talk about connotation:

1. What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be in this world where diaosi is rampant?

2. You adulteress, who wears it feels so discordant.

I have no time to chat with you here. Do as you would be done by.

Without cow dung, the flowers would not bloom so brilliantly.

I love China women, because China women are the most beautiful.

6. Your sister is proud of capital, and you are proud of coquettish.

7. I never want to be happy with it. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

8. Myopia is good. If you like it, you can look at it closely, but if you don't like it, you can't see it far away.

9. I am no longer a child, and your face is really ever-changing

10, in this complex society, making love is easier than falling in love.

1 1. When you are brilliant, who will care about your bleak past?

12, capable people don't show off their achievements, and it is true when they do it.

13, how ridiculous is it that you say you love me?

14, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

15, please get out of my world, I decided to love myself.

16, if you can't beat and scold, this is fucking love.

17, looking at your face, I feel like vomiting.

18, in my world, you are a supporting role.

19, don't pretend to be hypocritical in front of me. I hate liars.

If God promises to give me another second, then I will love you.

2 1, as long as we have a strong heart, then everything is not a problem.

22. If there is love in the sky, people will be old and their girlfriends will die long ago.

23. Time takes away our lives, so we slowly die.

24. Everyone can do two, but please pay attention to the number of times you do two.

25. If God gives me a genius brain, I will definitely open up a world.

Funny dialogue with connotation:

1. Sister, why do you go to the toilet and there is blood in it?

2. You look like a person. Nonsense, am I still like a dog? !

I have a little donkey that never rides. One day I rode it on a whim to catch chickens.

4. My world, I am the protagonist, and I decide who to play with.

5. Crazy as the wind, love and hate.

6. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.

7. I hope you don't pretend to be B when you cherish it.

8. I play computer too much. I want to watch TV quickly.

9. I accidentally ate a pencil and had to swallow another eraser.

10. Alas, if this person is out of shape, even his headache is partial.

1 1. In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages, how old and how old, and these two ages may cross.

12. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I say one word silently: Fried.

13. I hate a word abbreviation in my life! Especially when you can't do the problem!

14. Those who can act are good students, because they know the world and are precocious.

15. The alarm clock wakes me up every morning, but my body would rather die than surrender, so I still sleep until noon.

16. A wrong hand-holding and an absurd decision made a devil's soul.

17. No matter how enthusiastic your eyes are, you can't hit the blind.

18. Only the sky will not be taken away by anyone. As long as I raise my head, he will always accompany me.

19. Your name is so common that my heart will shake when I hear it.

20. Some boys are handsome when they roll up their trouser legs, while others roll up like catching fish.

2 1. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

22. I am a different color fireworks. He is two yuan a bunch.

23. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because of short legs!

24. What can make a woman disfigure quickly? Take Mito Xiu Xiu out of her phone.

25. If one day, you see Mona Lisa crying, that means I don't love you.

The Connotation of Spoken English in qq Space and its Translation Encyclopedia

1. A loving heart is a mountain. True love is not a vigorous oath, but a dull companionship.

9. Is he the bad excuse?

He who makes others happy is really happy.

29. honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy.

30. Hope for the best, prepare your eyes and stay away from your heart.

Out of sight, out of mind.

38. Having a strong heart is more important than Yi Shi.

Goodbye is actually not a farewell, but a promise.

46. Lost in not coming back, coming back is not perfect.

What is lost will not come back, and what is returned is not perfect.

47. Don't bring my secret to you and others.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

48. I hope you are a lover of fixed time.

May you be my lover who can't steal time.

I love you because of my past.

I love you and always will.

On the Funny Connotation of Space

1. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

2. I woke up in the middle of the night without a good dream and heard the cat calling spring. Although I have a cat's heart, I dare not bark in front of people.

3. If you want to say something, you will say it naturally. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

If you are well, it will be sunny, and if you are happy, it will be the end.

5. What am I thinking? What are you still imagining? Destiny takes a hand!

6. Some things don't need to be argued. They seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

7. I want to ask you, which grave explosion saved you?

8. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb.

9. Choose the person who can make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

10, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

1 1, smoking is harmful to health, I would like to stay away from smoking; Homework shortens life, and I am willing to throw it away.

12. What is the most effective way to let go of a person and want to forget? Learn from Altman.

13, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!

15, do you believe that there is always a girl coming to this world to torture you?

16, the man who can tie your shoelaces is a good man! And cherish it.

17, Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.

18, men are not color, not true colors; Women are not coquettish and have no tricks.

19, a holiday is equivalent to doing homework in another place, isn't it?

20, handsome people like to say half, for example.

2 1. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I won't even talk to me.

22. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly removed from you.

23. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!

24. Take your hand and drag your son away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

25. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

26. Whether you are studying or traveling, your body and soul must be on the road.

27. It's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I can answer and it won't.

28. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

29. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on going back and forth, and some focus on going back and forth.

30. Without you, who will give me the warmth I need when I am lonely?

3 1, I don't know if the food is expensive or not, and I don't know if I am fat without taking pictures.

32. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

33. You said we would grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

34. Spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

35. Time tells me that no one has to wait except express delivery.

36. Don't say you have nothing. You're still sick.

37. I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

38. Goodbye is too late to shake hands and send you away.

39. I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

40. Your mouth is so poisonous that you grew up drinking pesticides?

4 1, endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

42. No matter whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

43. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

44. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

45. Actually, I can't tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one, and you laugh before I tell it.

46. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

47. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Let my friends around me get fat!

48. With you, darkness is no longer darkness.

49. Who says tofu can't kill people? Try changing frozen tofu next time.

50. You can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

5 1, men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

53. Time is a great thing, which can make fate erratic.

As a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

Your concern is the reason why I am happy.

56. Love everything about a person, including her cotton trousers.

I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

I hope that when I play ball, you will be there to cheer for me and wipe my sweat.

59. There is a big plate on these two lips.

60. I really hope that snacks at home can be regenerated like geckos.

6 1. At the moment when you get out of my sight, I will extend a strong middle finger to praise your correct decision.

62. The lighthouse in the depths of the soul can only be lit by pure love.

63. I've heard of many ways to lose weight, and I'm still fat enough to go through my life.

64. At night, with the gentle eyes of the stars, it will become beautiful.

65. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

66. I just finished quarreling and I don't feel good. I want to have another fight.

67. I often look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I feel ugly, and then I am tired of beauty!

68. A blind man will look at you sooner or later and have nothing to say to you.

69, ten million health care, all health care, psychological balance is the key.

70. Happiness is good. Don't bask in it, because it will dry up sooner or later.

7 1, you are cheap, promising and slutty.

72. Sharing is a virtue. Give someone a rose and leave a lingering fragrance!

73. Playing the fool, if done well, is a foolish thing. Well done, it is called deep.

74. Friendship can be further transformed into love, but a step back from love may not necessarily restore friendship.

75. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

76. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security is not finding a condom.

77. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

79. Men spend money to make women happy and women spend money because men make them unhappy.

80. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

8 1, we are all like children, fooling around because we depend on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

82. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.

83. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

84. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

85. Whether I tease depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me.

86. I can't take care of myself in my personal life!

87. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

88. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

89. It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

90. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

9 1, the customer abused me thousands of times, and I regard the customer as my first love.

92. I like men to show women. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

Don't frown when I tell you a secret. I miss you so much that I want to hold you tight now.

94. We should cherish everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we met in this life.

95. When you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

96. I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to mention it.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

98. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

99. You are not Huang Rong, but a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

100, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

Qq space is simple and meaningful to talk about mood phrases.

Simple and meaningful talk about mood phrases 1;

1, slowly understand that people's life can't be smooth sailing, you may be experiencing the pain of lovelorn, or you may be experiencing the decline of life. Or the greater hardships in life. But whether you are extremely happy or extremely sad, you must learn to let go. When you hold your hand tightly, there is nothing in it. Put it down and you can embrace the world. Letting go is a kind of liberation, an epiphany and a kind of wisdom in life.

2, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

3, try to leave the light to others, don't care too much about those who have nothing, you will be happier.

4. What we have been looking for is what we already have; We always look around, but we miss what we want, which is why we can't get what we want so far.

5. Be good to yourself. You won't live long. Be nice to the people around you. You may never meet them again in your next life.

6. A person's life is the pursuit of happiness. No one will refuse happiness, and no one will give up happiness. Everyone likes happiness, and the pursuit of happiness varies from person to person. Different people have different happiness, and different people pursue different happiness. So what is happiness? What is happiness? I believe that everyone has different understanding, requirements and views on happiness.

7. The best way to occupy other people's memories is to live better!

8. Sometimes, I always feel that life is like a play, teasing life! To get together once in my life, I need to look back 500 times in my previous life. Maybe people will turn around and live forever. Feelings are so fragile, but they can't stand the ordinary wind and rain! There is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where you are, you know, there is always such a person.

9. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

10, life is so long, the world is still so small, and one day we will accidentally pass by, you are here and I am there. This will be our greatest fate,

1 1, I hope one day you can pull me into your coffin and say to me: talk about life and ideals.

12, 90% of life is nonsense, and those who are willing to listen to your nonsense are people who love you.

13, I will accompany you to enjoy all kinds of life, and I will accompany you when life is long.

14, the greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

15, life will inevitably encounter several wonderful things.

16, life is simple, and I don't regret making a decision.

17, some people say that life must have at least two impulses. I think it should be, one is a short hair cut, and the other is a trip that says go.

18, poor grades do not mean no future.

19, no matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that this is only a short darkness before dawn.

20. No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, your scenery will eventually appear.

2 1, life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important mood?

22. Life is so long, but the world is still so small. One day, we will accidentally pass by. You are here and I am there. It doesn't matter, because I know this is already.

23, don't say who you love most, life is still very long, no one can predict tomorrow, maybe your true love is still waiting for you next second.

24. There are two roads in life, either forbearance or cruelty. Money is free and unfettered

25. It is a kind of luck and a kind of fate to meet each other in the journey of people coming and going.

The fourth of the three fantasies in life: I can love again.

27. The sea is shallow and deep, and life is happy to know each other. To my best friend.

28. The best trip in life is to find a long-lost feeling in a strange place.

29. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods?

Don't talk about my life without knowing me.

3 1, Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened. Life is a road that you can't go back, and love is a bet that you can't get back if you throw it out.

32. There is such a person who makes your palms sweat, your heart beats faster and you feel that your life is complete. You and he add up to the world.

Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

34. Forget what others say when they are angry, because it is often true; Don't hate the person who says this, because it's another way for him to let you see yourself clearly.

My goal in life is to haunt you, haunt you, haunt you.

36. Life is really ironic. A person will actually become what he once hated most.

I love you, but I seem to have hurt you. A great failure in life.

38. I apply to join your life.

What would you do if you had only one minute left in your life?

40. Thank you for your little happiness, which has rendered my world. Thank you for your little love, it has filled my life.

Simple and meaningful talk about mood phrase 2:

1, a strong person can't cope with everything, but he can ignore all the injuries.

2. If love is painful, it is not called love; If love is humble, it is no longer love.

The reason why couples quarrel is often not shallow feelings, but deep feelings. When two people are deeply in love, a little contradiction can make people hurt badly. Because I attach too much importance to each other, I can't let go. In fact, I don't love it anymore, and it doesn't matter if I break up. But with feelings, let's forgive and tolerate each other. Love, no quarrel, but the bottom line is not to break up. Because love is glued together.

4. If failure is an experience of life, then this experience will make our life mature; If a person's maturity must go through vicissitudes, vicissitudes can become a strange beauty.

People living in this world are facing two worlds, the outside world and their own inner world.

Maybe we walked so far, not to see the scenery, but to meet ourselves at the end of the world. Because only in that distant place can you leave the noisy world behind.

7. You really have to meet someone who can crush you and crush you.

8. Those who persist in love, remember to persist, but don't be hurt by love.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

10, we all know about tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

1 1, the first button is wrong, but you didn't find it until the last button. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only in the end do you have to admit it.

12, orderly when busy and natural when idle; Shun is more accidental, and reverse is inevitable; Get peace and lose happiness; Praise is indifferent, despise calmness. Enlightenment is natural, and this life is leisurely.

13. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

14, there are always things that make people forget the time. There are always some things that must be put aside, because there is still tomorrow.

15, if you take every step of life seriously, you can enjoy the unique scenery in adversity and realize many life philosophies that you can't experience in prosperity.

16. Simplicity is a great beauty, the most enduring and the most difficult to wither. There is no shortage of beauty in the world, what is lacking is the eyes that find beauty.

17, there is only sincere friendship in the world, even if it is washed away by time, it can't change the original innocent face.

18, be nice to yourself, your life is not long, be nice to people around you, and you may not meet them in the next life.

19, I hope you are the one who accompanied me from shoulder-length short hair to waist-length long hair. I hope you are the one who accompanied me from youth to calmness. I hope to wake up in 60 years and find it's you. Nothing else matters.

20. Life is like a tree. Only by deleting the complicated branches and regretful branches can we have our own sky.