I want to feed you

This is a story about a boy who has no ability and no pursuit, begging for food.

Once upon a time, there was a boy who had no ability at all. He heard that begging for food was very profitable, so he started to beg for food.

The first day:

I heard that it is very profitable to beg for food recently, with a monthly income of over 10,000 yuan. My job is very ordinary, I am exhausted every day and I only have a small salary. I still have my girlfriend, and I want to give her a good life. It doesn't matter if I suffer a little.

I heard that Area A had a lot of traffic and many people were begging for food, so I went there the next day. I deliberately dressed in rags, cut holes in my clothes, and even grabbed a handful of dirt from the garden and rubbed it on my face. Finally it looked good, and I went to Area A happily.

I also saw an acquaintance, Li Xiaohu, who just resigned from the company last month.

Li Xiaohu is no longer a tiger, but a tiger. He is already an old man and a young man. His son is waiting for food, his wife is not working, and the family has a lot of expenses, all thanks to the company. When the salary could not be raised, Li Xiaohu resigned.

I’m not familiar with him either, and I never knew what he was doing after quitting his job. It turns out that he also joined the begging team.

I quickly greeted him without any embarrassment and started chatting candidly.

It turns out that there are so many ways to beg for food.

At the end of the day, although I didn’t ask for much, it was still the first day. I am still happy to have income.

The next day

There were many people begging for food together. As a newbie in this industry, he had no experience and would just sit there stupidly.

Today, Li Xiaohu and I gathered together to beg for food, talking about mountains and rivers all over the world.

It turns out that this colleague is so interesting. In the past, everyone in the company was just doing their own work, which was lifeless and not much fun.

From this point of view, begging for food is really a wise choice.

But when I finally got off work, Li Xiaohu had one more head in his bowl than I did. Hey, he's a veteran, I'll keep going.

In the end, he gave me half of the extra rice. He was such a good person.

He must buy a can of good milk powder for his son next time.

The third day

On the third day, everything was the same as before. I arrived on time in the morning, set the bowls, and sat there.

The weather is nice today, and the sun is good for sterilization.

The office used to be boring to me. There were so many people crowded together, and all I breathed in was carbon dioxide exhaled by others. I don't know who farted again, and it spread everywhere. I looked around holding my breath. Everyone covered their mouths and noses, with sullen expressions on their faces. No one could tell anything from their expressions.

My partner made beans that day. I have a bad stomach and never eat them. Seeing that she wanted me to praise her cooking skills so much, she ate all the beans on the plate.

On the way to work, I felt a rumbling feeling in my stomach. I kept holding it in on the subway. Then I entered the company and sat in front of the computer to start working.

I have been holding it in all morning, and I can no longer hold it in any longer. It was really uncomfortable to hold it in, and I wanted to go to the toilet to relieve myself, but the boss came over to take a look again.

At this time, when you go to the toilet, you will be scolded again: "Some employees just like to be lazy. They go to the toilet and get water for a while, and they don't come out for a long time. Don't think I don't know you are in there. What are you doing? If you are caught playing games and smoking next time, I will fine you 100 yuan. Let’s see if you still dare to work hard.”

I don’t want to be deducted 100 yuan. How much food can I buy with 100 yuan? I haven't eaten for several days.

As a result, I got mad that day and didn’t leave the house. I’m going to talk about what’s going on here, and I’m so anxious that I curse my mother in my heart.

But the boss saw that I kept looking gloomy and came over to ask me.

"What, what did you do? What have you been doing for a long time?"

I was about to answer, but I couldn't hold back the breath I had been holding, but I was still a Loud fart.

Who said, "A loud fart doesn't stink, a smelly fart doesn't make a sound"!

Now everyone knows that I farted, and maybe the previous fart was also attributed to me. This is really the first time I fart in public!

The leader turned around and left with a dark face.

I was so anxious that I grabbed the leader's hand and hurriedly explained: "Boss, I really didn't mean to do it. My girlfriend made the beans today and she had to let me finish them. I really didn't mean to do this to you." What a fart!”

The leader stopped and turned around to say something.

In a hurry, he burst out again.

The leader was really anxious now and returned to the office angrily.

Everyone in the office was secretly laughing.

Sitting on the chair, I sulked for a long time. You can't blame me for farting, I didn't take the initiative to eat the beans, and the past farts can't be attributed to me. Will the boss be angry and deduct my salary? Who did it in the past, making me take the blame?

The angrier I get, the more uncomfortable I feel. Since you all think I did it, I will do it openly.

One after a while, I couldn’t let it out anymore. I even tried to hold in a few and let you laugh at me. I was the one who let them out. I’ve let them out enough today and I’ll return them!

Days 4, 5, 6 and 7

There are also rules in the begging world. The boundaries are drawn on the ground, and the territory cannot be crossed. Even if no one can prove that this is his territory.

Who can issue a certificate to a beggar?

The past few days have not been going well at all. I just arrived a few days ago and no one noticed me. In the past few days, the old people here have been eyeing me and blamed me for taking away their business.

Later, when I moved to the bridge, I was squeezed out again.

I finally found a place and was arrested by the urban management. They wrote a guarantee letter and were detained for a long time before they released me.

It turns out that begging for food is so difficult, and no one can afford this bowl of rice, so I’d better do something else.

By the way, everyone is buying drinks outside recently, so there should be a lot of empty bottles in the trash can.

One big bottle is a dime, two small bottles are a dime.

Ten is one piece, and one hundred is ten pieces. One thousand is one hundred yuan.

One hour and sixty minutes, pick up a hundred. It's only ten dollars.

Working eight hours a day is a solid eighty yuan.

If you do something else, it will only cost about a hundred yuan.

Let’s talk about the peak period, it’s the weekend, it’s extremely hot, there are so many people, that’s really awesome.

Thinking of this, my unhappy heart became happy after being ostracized.

Even if God closes a door for you, he will still open a window for you. Haha, God will not kill me.

Day 8

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaohu, who is like a fish in water in the begging world, also came to pick up the bottle.

To be continued.

Even if one day I cannot feed myself, I will feed you if I go to beg for food.