The latest humorous copy

1. M: "Do you know what is the saddest thing about being a girl of 1?" Woman: "Are you out of your mind?" Man: "No, my stomach shakes worse than my chest when I run."

In recent days, there have been violent storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing on Valentine's Day online, so it's normal to thunder all the time.

There is no air conditioning on the bus. A fat man shouted, "Master, turn on an air conditioner!" " It's too hot. "The driver replied slowly:" Bajie, stop that now, the air conditioner is broken! " "

4. The crown of anger is a beauty, and the beauty smiles!

Those hurdles you can't get through are all because of your short legs!

6. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

7. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? Bullshit. As long as you are ugly, the whole world is a friend.

8. Many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. According to scientific research, the common feature of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.

9.a and B made a bet. A said: You kowtow to me and I will give you 100 yuan. B said: No, at least 200 yuan is enough? A agreed, but B looked embarrassed. At this time, C said: Knock on the quilt, and you will enter the wrong grave.

10. Women chase men's laminated yarn, and men chase women's houses, cars and their mothers.

1 1. Every time I see a couple carving their names on a tree, I get lost in deep thought. Why do so many people go out with knives?

12. The ideal love is like this: an old tree with a dead vine is humming, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned WiFi watermelon, sunset, you are ugly and I am blind.

13. Beautiful people are easy to forgive even if they make mistakes. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks.

14. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

15. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly appearance, he will definitely give you a low IQ. When he closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain to avoid making you look uncoordinated.

16. The most classic name of the university canteen is: carrot skin fried with carrot meat.

17. This final exam, I will use my strength to tell you how many people are in our senior one.

65438+

19. Girls just can't get used to it. The more you explain to her, the more energetic she is. If you kneel on the spot, she will have nothing to say!

20. When a girl says that she can't find an object, she just stands in front of the vending machine and can't find her favorite drink. When a boy says he can't find someone, he is standing in the Sahara desert. When he says he doesn't, he really doesn't!

2 1. If mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood, it is definitely a national first-class protected animal.

22. You come to me and find someone else, which is nothing.

23. I'm only in my twenties. Love can arrive late, but I can't be late for delivery and take-out.

24. Although I stay at home every day, I have no intention to dress up and lead a sloppy life, but my charm remains undiminished. There is an endless stream of men calling me. They are SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express, Dayun Express, Tiantian Express and Meituan Takeaway. They are hungry.