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One day's cooking was terrible. Tell me about it.

There are so many firsts in life, there are joys and sorrows, and every first time is worth cherishing. I've had many firsts, too. Take cooking as an example. I made a mess of my kitchen!

"oh! Who is cooking today ... "No one answered me. I looked all over the family, but I didn't see anyone. What is this? A piece of paper, which casually says, "We went home at noon, so cook for yourself." . I was silent for a while. Then, a sentence "I can cook" appeared in my mind!

Guru guru. My stomach is complaining. I can't help it Do it yourself! I walked into the kitchen that disturbed me. First, open the refrigerator. "What?" ? Eggs, cabbage, potatoes. Then cook fried rice with egg cabbage today!

Ah! Beat the eggs first and stir them. That should do it. Wash the cabbage first. Then slowly cut one by one. How did this happen? Different sizes, thick and broken, cabbage fell all over the floor; There are eggs everywhere. Forget it. Filling your stomach is the most important thing.

Take oil first, take less. You can put eggs and stir fry; Add cabbage, continue to stir fry, add rice, stir fry again. Put half a spoonful of salt! Tossed and turned, the pot got up! Applause!

The color is ok; The smell is a bit strange; Taste-dare to eat! Get up the courage to taste a little, a little salty, and it tastes like lettuce is not ripe. Too oily! The summary is over. I have to wait for my mother to come back and help me clean up the mess. Also, help me make something to eat!

This is my first time. What was your first time?