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What do you mean, I am old?

Original text:

I was born before you were born, but you were born when I was old.

When you fell in love with Tianya, I had already passed the cape.

Each has its own grass, and it has never been bypassed.

Meeting seems to be an acquaintance, but the previous life is not over.

Don't hate you for being late, just hate me for getting old first.

Look at the clouds in the fog, and I don't know after night.

Tea and rice will always miss each other, and the shadow of heart strain will gradually disappear.

Only when we meet, flowers will bloom in sunny days.

I hate not living together, and I don't hate blooming early.

Your heart is in my heart, can I grow old with you?

When the weather is fine, * * * pillows embrace and smile.

The general idea is:

The opposite sex with great age difference falls in love, because the age difference cannot be combined, sighing:

One person was born before another, and when I was born (I can love you), you were old.

You were not born when I was born, and I was old after you were born. I (female) is much older than you (male). How can you get along and fall in love at such an inappropriate time, showing women's feelings and helpless resentment?

Attached "You gave birth to me before I was born, and I was old when I gave birth to you":

Tang Dynasty Tongguan Kiln Porcelain Poems

Hang a long hook every night to see the Chu building. Poor lonely moonlit night, surging like a guest's heart.

Holy water comes out of hot springs, and the new day spreads to Wan Li. Live in a happy country forever and report more about the future.

Thinking about the road ahead every day, saying goodbye to the host. Walking on the landscape, birds are singing everywhere.

I only feel sorry for birds, and I wish I could not send more to the ancients. After seeing the bright moon, the scenery is everywhere.

Farewell to Wan Li, I haven't arrived yet. On March 30th, there was no night when I didn't want to go home.

Thousands of miles away, the heart is in a cup. Don't worry about the future, sail before the wind.

Small water leads to big rivers, while deep mountains lead to many birds. The host treats guests well, and the winding path is also accessible.

When you say goodbye, you have to part. Why say hard? Morning glory stone is on it, but no hoofprint is found.

Three wars in January, no reward, no punishment. The general sat down immediately and the soldiers slept in the snow.

Since I entered Xinfeng, I only smell old wine. I get drunk with my harp and lie in soup all day.

I have a heart that no one can say. Blow air and clouds, talk to the horizon.

Men are courageous men, so why live in their hometown? Every family has a bright moon, but there is no gold everywhere.

Don't go straight into the guest, go straight into the host's anger. Knock on the door three or five times and someone will come out.

You were born before I was born, and I was old when I was born. Jun hates me for being born late. I hate that you were born early.

Heaven and earth are as flat as water, and kings naturally open. There are no students at home, where are the officials?

There are many distinguished guests in Longmen. When you leave home, you are a good guest. Go home today and I'll show you.

The sky swallows the sun and the moon, and the three dragons in May. An inch of gratitude rings a bell.

There is flowing water in the east above, and there are good mountains and forests below. If the owner lives in this house, he can measure gold.

Buying people's hearts is melancholy, selling people's hearts is uneasy. The inscription on the vase will be seen by the seller.

I have been very conservative since you left. Luoyang Road is a long way from Xiu Yuan, and it costs a few gold.

Thinking of urging the new year to promote water. Persuade people to follow the crowd, and learning is not fragrant.