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Qq, talk about humorous self-introduction.
Qq: Talk about humorous self-introduction 1
Easy-going, sincere, not handsome, suitable for the audience, inexperienced, occasionally fooled, mature and immature. Please contact me for details. Fill in the words, the same as below.
Qq talks about humor and self-introduction II
I am a super networm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, hit me, kick me, hit me, even cook me, fry, stew, braise in soy sauce, steam, dry and cook me? I have no complaints, but the premise is that this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous and temperamental beauty in the world-XXX (girlfriend's name).
Qq Talk about Humorous Self-introduction 3
Poor and ugly, 1.49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Go online today and recruit a girlfriend. On the road of revolution, I will join hands shoulder to shoulder ~ ~
Qq Talk about Humor and Self-introduction Part IV
Chatting with people, a word is sixty cents, punctuation is half price, and more than one thousand words are 20% off! Pay first, then chat, and chat as soon as the money arrives. I don't take the initiative to talk to non-professionals. If the network is fake, if I am injured or cheated, I will not take any responsibility.
Qq Talk about Humor and Self-introduction Chapter 5
Everything owned by anyone in the world is temporary and changeable, neither inherent nor eternal, and there is absolutely no eternal owner. Things have their own destiny between choice and choice. It's yours. It's yours after all. You can't run away. Not yours. Rack one's brains to grab it.
Qq Talk about Humorous Self-introduction 6
There was once a girl who wanted to go to the grave with me- If you don't pay me back, I will die with you! ? Once there was a girl who met me in her next life-? Want to pursue me? Next life! ? There was once a girl who was willing to die for me. I would rather die with you! ?
Qq Talk about Humorous Self-introduction 7
1980 made in China, with a length of 178cm and a net weight of 66kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. Should? Product? Complete procedures, unlimited return. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to develop the second generation language chat software. Interested parties please contact us!
Qq Talk about Humorous Self-introduction 8
Every woman is an angel with broken wings for love. When they come to earth, they will never return to heaven, so men need to cherish it. I am an angel, too, but I accidentally landed first. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. Fortunately, I still have an angel's heart, kind and kind.
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