12 constellation funny net text

Do you owe anyone money? You know it's hard to owe people something. There will be 12 debt collectors pestering you. See how the twelve constellations are handled.

Aries: the type of integrity

Do you want money? To tell you the truth, this girl doesn't have it now. Is it fatal? There is one, but I won't give it to you yet. If you want to accuse me, we have to fight to the death first. If you die, I don't have to pay back the money I owe you. If I die, I can't pay you back. So, you'd better go home and think about it before you come to me.

Taurus: delicate and touching

Dude, I'm really sorry. Talk about it. I should pay you back the money I owe you. Look at me, hey! I have an 80-year-old mother and a baby to support. My father is paraplegic and my husband can't take care of himself. It's hard for me to support myself here! There is no rice in the pot and no milk for the children. Otherwise, dear brother, please be kind and lend me some more. I really can't arrive on time.

Gemini: mutual commitment

You want me to pay back the money, don't you? That's good. It's simple. You just have to marry me and go home. At that time, I and my money will be yours. However, you should be prepared for the dowry. Although I owe you money, I can't just get married. What? You still want me to pay back the money. Are you kidding? We are almost family, so you are not afraid to hurt your feelings. Besides, what is yours and mine, isn't yours mine? Of course, mine is also yours.

Cancer: Act according to the law.

I owe you money? Is there any evidence? If I can't produce evidence, I'll sue you for libel! -I wrote an IOU! Let me see. -What is this IOU? There are too many loopholes. You can get a lawyer. Looks like we're going to court to find out about this. I am a ready-made candidate, but I have a good relationship with you for a fee. I'll give you a 20% discount, which is similar to the target you want to sue me for.

Leo: generous

Dude, are you kidding? Such a little money, as for it? Come to me again and again. Don't you feel cold? I still feel blushing. Brother upstairs, I owe people five times as much money as I owe you. People never mentioned it. Do you think I don't want to pay them back? It's just that money is tight now. If I have money, don't worry, I will pay it back twice, and I will treat everyone to a good meal. Thank you for your kindness. How about the International Hotel? Are your grades okay?

Virgo: sentimental

You came to ask me for money, right? I know that once, there was a debt in front of me, and I couldn't pay it back, so I was very upset. Now, you come to me again and mention the debt. Today, I want to tell you sincerely, debt! I must pay it back. If you insist that I add a deadline in front, I will say to you loudly, "That will be-10 thousand years!" "

Libra: investment and financial management type

You know, lending me money is not a simple question of money, but a performance of investment. You give me money, and I'll do it carefully. However, you should know that investment is risky. You may make a profit, but at the same time you may lose money. No one takes your money when the stock goes up, and the securities company will not repay your principal when it goes down. Of course, you should understand.

Scorpio: Flattery.

Oh, dear! My eldest brother, you are wise in SHEN WOO and unparalleled in the world; Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, beautiful women follow you, handsome men jump off buildings when they see you, and play invincible hands all over the world, and killers in love see ghosts and gods sad; You are a peach blossom, you are a beauty, you are a wild goose, you are ashamed of flowers, you are well-proportioned, and you have a kind heart. I thought you wouldn't ask me for this little money. A hero like you is beneath you for such a small sum of money.

Sagittarius: importune type

You're here for money, aren't you? All right, I'll pay you back. However, on one condition, let's take a gamble first. You can choose poker, Pai Gow, Mahjong, Domino, sieve, match size and even and odd numbers. If you win, there is nothing to say. I'm sure I'll pay you back in full, but it will take a few days. If you lose, we'll forget it. what do you think? Do you have the guts? Why don't we be gentle and bet that I can't repay you?

Capricorn: rap type

You came to ask me for an account. If so, just say so! If you don't tell me, how do I know if you have come to ask me for money? If you didn't come to ask me for money, wouldn't it be a disgrace? Even if you don't ask me for money, I owe you money, and I may call you for money. Even if you don't ask for money, it's not good to call you a creditor, is it?

Water bottle: inverted rake type.

What? Say it again, you want me to pay you back? Where to start? You haven't paid me back the money you owe me! What, you don't remember? Think about it, just to remind you, in the 5th century BC, in Luoyang North Street, you were in a hurry to get medicine for your wife and asked me to lend you two taels of silver. I forgot so quickly, and I never had the courage to ask you for it. Seeing that your family is pitiful, you have a good relationship. Think about it. I didn't expect you to be so boring. My buddy will open his mouth and lend you some money for emergencies, so he won't be afraid of hurting his feelings.

Pisces: amnesia type

You said you wanted me to pay back the money. What money? Whose money? When and where shall I lend you money? I don't remember at all. Who are you? Oh! Oh, my God, who am I? Why don't I remember anything? Let's talk about it when I remember who you are, who I am, who I borrowed money from and who lent me money! You can't take advantage of people's danger!

The reaction of the twelve constellations to jokes.

One day, you read a joke about an embarrassing thing in the newspaper. When you show it to your horoscope friends excitedly, how do they react?

Aries: I started laughing before I finished reading the title. The people next to him asked him what jokes were so funny. He replied, "I haven't finished reading it, but I have to laugh when I see a joke." Next to him: "@ # $ #%"

Taurus: I read this joke carefully, smiled gracefully a few times, and then said to you, "I can earn 0.2 dollars in five minutes. It took me so long to watch this joke." Then, please give me $0.2, thank you. "you:" . . . . . "

Gemini: Laugh and say "too old", of course. A minute later, the whole office knew the joke; 10 minutes later, the whole floor knew the joke; After 30 minutes, the manager called you over: "I heard you were watching jokes at work?"

Cancer: After reading the joke, he didn't laugh. Instead, he sighed: "Hey, how come the joke is like this now! Look at the jokes in the 1970s ... and the jokes in the 1980s ... "A whole hour passed, and his memoirs have not been finished. . .

Leo: "Hahahaha, this person is so embarrassed!" " "The laughing lion smiled like sunshine, and then said in a gloomy tone," If someone makes me look so ugly, he will ... gnome male-". "You:" ... "

Virgo: "I don't think this is the end. People who make a fool of themselves will definitely think something. " So, good at logic, he stepped aside and meditated. As for laughing, he has long forgotten it. A month later, a mystery novel was born: A Woman's Embarrassment and Death.

Libra: "That man is so stupid. If I were you, I would do it. It's so stupid. " Of course, he greets everyone in the office at the same time, which makes people exclaim his versatility.

Scorpio: A cold smile shows the temperament of a scorpion. Although he doesn't talk on the surface, he is fully prepared in his heart, from "what should I do if this embarrassing thing happens to me?" Until "which enemy is too idle recently, it is good that this anecdote happened to him."

Sagittarius: I smiled when I saw the title. Someone asked him, "Have you seen it? Laugh so happily! " "No, you were fooled by me. In fact, I haven't seen anything: p "A group of people dragged the shooter out and beat him up. ...

Capricorn: After reading it carefully, I pointed out two typos in this joke and went to work with a straight face. 10 minutes later, he suddenly smiled. The person next to him asked him what was wrong, and he said, "Nothing, that joke just now was so funny."

Aquarius: I read it all at once. "This is a very common thing. What's so funny? " . He can go on doing things quietly. If he really feels ugly, kill everyone he sees. "After an understatement, he quietly continued to work.

Pisces: "That's funny." This is a predictable result, but the next one is unimaginable. "Finished, am I out of such a big ugly? How to meet people in the future? Will my husband divorce me? Will the company fire me? What should I do? Please help me find a way. " She loves to think, she continues to use her imagination freely, and at the same time let you truly realize that "women are made of water." This wise saying.

Aries: Brothers and sisters of Aries, please reply after reading it and save the just cause of Aries!

Taurus: Niuniu, please reply!

Gemini: How can both of them fall behind? Gemini, come in!

Cancer: We crabs are the most merciful. Please reply!

Lion: Always say that we lions love face and don't reply. Let's show them today! Lions, come back!

Libra: Don't live up to our scales, White Ball, reply quickly!

Scorpio: If you are Scorpio, give me a reply!

Sagittarius: I believe my friends will reply, right? ! This landlord is your kind! Faithful shooter, respond!

Capricorn: No matter how busy you are, you should reply to a post. At least people have worked hard to post it. ....

Aquarius: Aquarius, we have quality. Isn't it too much to reply to a post? Don't embarrass our bottles.

Pisces: Fish and fish, we are all merciful!