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Talk about the mood of rainy days.

1, going out is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting down is teppanyaki, or it stops raining, it becomes boiled fish!

2, don't go out on rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, wet body is small, gonorrhea is big!

It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother is gone, and the other is that she won't go.

4. Wind chases rain, rain chases wind. Wind and rain unite to chase the dark clouds in the sky, and the whole world is raining.

If it rains and thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky, "I want to travel in ancient times." Ensure success.

6. Do you know why it rained a few days ago? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

7. It's raining. I stood under the tree and shouted: Oh, my God, a thunder killed me! I also want to cross!

8. When it thunders and rains, stand under the tree and proudly point to the sky and say, I want to cross it, too!

9. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

10, I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?