Humorous sentences describing laziness.

1, don't tell me to take a shower! I am a national first-class "no-wash" type!

Boss, if you are tired of scolding yourself, drink a glass of water before scolding. Remember to calm down and pay me.

If all lazy behaviors need to be recorded, then my life is a dictionary.

4. Am I lazy? Am I easy? Me? I don't even bother to blink when I see a beautiful woman!

I don't scold you because I'm lazy and don't like to talk. pencil

It's not that I'm too lazy to marry a wife, but that I'm waiting for my wife to marry me.

I'm not lazy, I'm just too busy. Bala banana

I like to leave things until tomorrow, not because I am lazy, but because tomorrow will be better.

9. For a lazy man, every step of his life is fucking tiring.

10, I am a man of noble character, and I am too lazy to pick up money when I see it on the ground. I'm just waiting for someone to put RMB in my pocket!

1 1, late in the morning, after dusk. Get up and shout: "ah! It's getting dark again, and I'm going to sleep again! "

12, lazy, lazy!

13, I like black, black is more attractive, and the most important thing is that it has super hiding power and is not afraid of dirt.

14, lazy people know that there are too many back roads. Bai Fei

15, I seldom talk. No one will doubt me if I don't talk, because I have never brushed my teeth!

16. No matter how long the road is, you can go on step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.