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In a sincere mood, say: Are you young? Never mind, you will be old in two years.

1. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

In my world, you are still pure, only the world is dirty.

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

4. I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.

Cold is a very sad disease.

6. Women ... Women talk about men all their lives, miss men and always complain about men.

7. A useless woman is the most powerful woman.

8. Children in a loving family, no matter how unstable their lives are, are still endowed with confidence and compassion-positive, enterprising and brave.

9. There are two kinds of women who are cute. One is a mother, very considerate, very caring and considerate of men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy, very dependent on men, and such a woman together, will inspire their own men. For example, beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think about protecting my little woman. There is another kind of woman who doesn't care about others and never bows to men.

1 1, pursuit and desire, only happiness, but also frustration and disappointment. After setbacks and disappointments, we learned to cherish. Once you are unloved, you will cherish the people who love you in the future.

12, if emotions and years can be shredded and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on ... I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.

13, life and death are like children, holding your hand and growing old with your son are the saddest poems ... parting from life and death is a major event beyond our control. Compared with external forces, we are so small, so small! But we insisted,' I will always be with you, and we will never leave'. It seems that we can make our own decisions.

14, because you know, you are compassionate.

15, I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know, there is always such a person.

If you are in a bad mood, it doesn't matter if you do something wrong. Sadly, you still refuse to correct it.

1. Hundreds of years later, at a moment in rather critical, I suddenly realized that my recklessness now was only born to pawn it for a long time.

You see through everything, but you can't see through me. You believe me when I say I don't love you, and you believe me when I say I'm doing well.

Among all kinds of people, I have stepped on too many people's shadows, but I can't step on yours.

It doesn't matter if you make a mistake. Sadly, you still refuse to correct it.

Don't take my waiting as your reckless capital.

6. Man is a jealous animal. He envies the parallel lines when standing at the intersection, envies the intersection when standing at the parallel lines and cherishes the present.

7. Which is more painful, wanting to laugh but not laughing or wanting to cry but not crying?

8. I am not angry, but my smile is no longer; I am not sad, but I avoid people thousands of miles away; I'm not tired, but I walk like lead.

9. Some words can never be said; Some tears will never flow out.

10. Like you, I am an easily frightened person. Many things we thought were a step back, but too many times, we all returned.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

1. Whoever says that he loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.

5. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

I think it's good to make a phone call, so everything I say is valuable.

7. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, and I am so energetic.

8. Why have I never seen a ribbon when I eat Dove, and I have never seen a large piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

9. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life forces me to be a bitch. ...

10, the moral level is not clear when you are particularly sleepy, so teachers should be careful.

1 1, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will mean a little to spend my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

12, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

13, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

14, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

15, the geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

16, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

17, if you don't remember me, I'll give you big-eared melon seeds. Let you remember me forever.

18, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.

19, I miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

20, skipping classes, is a person's carnival. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

2 1, I said in the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

22. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

23. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

24. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

26. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

27. Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

28. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

29. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

30, happy to say: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, and I forgot this crop in autumn.

3 1, there are no fat people in the world, and there are many thin people, so there are fat people!

32. The three things I fear most in my life are: first, fear of death; second, fear of illness; third, fear of life and death.

33. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

34. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating.

35. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

36. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

37. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others say sorry for you.

38, heartless, can live a hundred years old, have a clear conscience, not tired.

39. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. He asks you for a debt, and the other party is willing to kill him.

40. If anyone bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

4 1, I can resist anything but money and beautiful women.

42. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

202 1 the connotation that others must evaluate: it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to go into the water.

1, I am cruel and rational when I have no money, but I lose my mind when I spend money.

2. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

I was a simple child in those days, and I was led by you people.

Girl, as the saying goes, there are many friends and many roads. Why not fall in love first and be friends after breaking up?

5. If there is no if, what was once was once, and the past is long gone. Be yourself. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me?

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

7. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that my heart is lacking.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

9. Maybe you missed the beauty of the last stop and met the surprise of the next stop.

10, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

1 1, the house is in a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

12, constantly missed, easily disappointed, unconsciously unfamiliar.

13, look at you badly, it's better to look carefully …

14, the world is not without moral integrity, but on the ground.

15, stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

16, I love you, which is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence.

17, when I love you, you live in my world smartly, and when I don't love you, you get out of my world smartly.

18, I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

19, I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.