How to write a script when setting off firecrackers

the script of setting off firecrackers

A: Everything has an objective law.

b: I know.

a: take you for example. you have grown into a big fat man because of gluttony. Look at these three measurements. You can't even surround them with a double sheet.

b: I hate it. I'm not happy with the new year's eve. Why don't you talk about yourself? Being so short is entirely caused by malnutrition.

a: am I short?

b: let's see, it's half a head lower than me.

a: no way. I just measured it with a ruler at home yesterday. It's exactly 1.9 meters.

b: my mother, what kind of ruler is this?

a: just the ruler that sells cloth in our house.

b: no wonder the energy is one meter nine. If I use the ruler that sells cloth in your house to measure the circumference, I can take part in the Miss Universe beauty pageant. You, just cheat people.

a: I'm just kidding you. Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming again, it's no fun, no laughter and no excitement.

b: it's not easy to be lively. set off firecrackers.

a: hey, speaking of shooting, do you know any objective laws here?

b: just listen to a noise.

a: it's not that simple.

b: how can there be any profound objective laws for a firecracker?

a: of course.

b: tell me.

a: there is an important objective law of shooting, that is, the more you shoot, the less you shoot.

b: how fresh it is. if there are more and more fireworks, who will buy guns? the firecrackers factory has already closed.

a: when I say less and less, I don't mean firecrackers.

b: what does that mean?

a: fingers.

b (surprised): a finger?

a: look here. (holding out his hands and five fingers)

B: I can see that. One, two, three, four, five, missing a lot. Where have they all gone?

a: all of them were destroyed by shooting.

b: ooh, did you set off firecrackers or cruise missiles?

a: it's firecrackers. I calculated that I am 5 years old and have set off firecrackers for most of my life. Up to now, I still have five fingers left in my hands, which means that I have lost one in ten years.

b: it's really forbidden to collapse.

a: is it forbidden to collapse? Well, I'll give you a box of flying thunder this Spring Festival.

b: look at this one. look at all my fingers. I'm jealous. You think I don't shoot? I am also a fan of firecrackers.

a: really fascinating?

b: not really.

a: to what extent?

b: that's right. the year before last, I set off a firecracker and was blown into a coma.

a: hey, what a mystery. What happened afterwards?

b: then I was sent to the hospital for an operation in a daze.

a: I don't think you have any fingers missing.

b: look up.

a: my head is still there, and I have a lot of meat.

b: nonsense, can you speak with your head out? To tell you the truth, I am missing one of the most important original parts.

a (surprised): hey, which of your original parts was destroyed?

b: (pointing to the right eye): see?

a: I didn't see it.

b: hey, I was blind in one eye, but I didn't expect you to be completely blind.

a: are you really blinded by firecrackers?

b: yes, just this right eye, fake!

a: fake?

b: the original one was removed. No, it's got another dog eye.

a (suddenly enlightened): no wonder you thought I was short as soon as I came on stage just now. It turned out that dogs look down on people.

b: let's see if this wicked man is wicked. I'm disabled and he's still making fun of me.

a: there are quite a few disabled people who are bombed by firecrackers every year in China.

b: yes, there are no good people when we stop here.

a: a pair of bad guys. It's awkward to hear that. However, we should really pay attention to safety when setting off firecrackers, and don't make another tragedy at this time of the New Year.

b: that's right. To say this shooting, but we China people's traditional custom, to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, to get rid of evil.

a: it's good to get rid of evil spirits, but don't even remove one eyeball.

b: and fingers. don't lose one every ten years, which is faster than desertification. Take you for example. You are 5 years old this year. If you have sex for another 3 years, you will be left with two fingers Zen when you are 8 years old.

a: you'll be blind.

b: yes, it's not good for anyone to be maimed by bombing.

a: let's celebrate the holidays, get married, get married, and start our business. As long as it is a shooting occasion, we must pay attention to safety and don't set off fake and shoddy firecrackers, which is similar to a human bomb.

b: it was a suicide attack.

a: after all this nagging, it's almost the Spring Festival. Let's play together. I'll pay you a New Year's tribute here first. I'll send you another box of flying thunder, and make a scene for the New Year!

b: I haven't forgotten this. Everyone saw it. The weasel paid a New Year call to the chicken. It was unkind and missed my finger. Ok, I'll take it. Oh, by the way, I heard that your little grandson is smart, beautiful and cute. I can't be an elder without manners for this big New Year.

a: what, are you going to give him a box of lucky money? Well, I'll thank you for him first.

b: you're welcome. you think I'm bill gates. I am a crosstalk performer.

a: no money? Not rich? Then you can give him a car.

b: the children didn't even graduate from kindergarten. did they take a driver's license? I'll tell you what, I'll give him this box of firecrackers you gave me.

a: are you going to leave me childless?