Looking for a funny joke about the Olympics

Crosstalk to welcome the Beijing Olympics

A: The two of us will perform a crosstalk for you today. B: Please bear with me if I don’t speak well.

(A and B bow) A: Do you know that Beijing will host the Olympic Games in 2008?

B: I know!

A: Oh, the information is quite good!

B: Hi, who doesn’t know this? !

A: You know the Olympic Games, but do you know what its full name is?

B: Full name? What is it?

A: Don’t you know? Let me tell you, the full name of the Olympic Games is "Olympus Games"!

B: Huh? !

A: This Olympus...

B: Alas, alas, wait a minute?

A: What’s wrong?

B: "Olympus"? That's an Olympus camera!

A: ...camera? Oh, it's not Olympus, it's called Olympus? . . Augustus? . . Australia?

B: What is that?

A: I remember it! Oscar Games! This Oscar...

B: Alas, alas, stop it! Oh, Olympus is wrong, changed to Oscar again? And a Grammy!

A: So what do you think it should be called?

B: That’s called the “Olympic Games”!

A: Oh...yes, yes, "Olympic Games"! .

B: Yes.

A: Alas, I watched the Athens Olympics every day last year.

B: Oh, watch it every day?

A: Oh, I read it every day. We often see our Chinese athletes winning gold medals and so on. Seeing them, I know what I want to do when I grow up

!

B: What do you want to do?

A: I want to be an athlete!

B: Oh, as an athlete?

A: Well, I want to be an athlete, I can also participate in the Olympics, and I can also win gold medals! When the time comes, I will stand on the podium, oh! How majestic!

Thousands of spectators around me cheered and I waved to them! "HELLO!" (Imitation) The award-giving guest came over, followed by Miss Li Yi, carrying a tray with a shining gold medal on it. I shook hands with him first, then lowered my head, and he hung the gold medal around my neck.

The gold medal is mine!

B: (slightly sarcastic) That’s not the case!

A: How great! Nothing like it now, now that I have grown so big, I don’t even have a bicycle plate on my neck, let alone a gold medal.

B: Huh? Are there any people who hang bicycle tags around their necks?

A: Not to mention hanging up, you haven’t even touched me!

B: What cards have you drawn?

A: Me, I just... playing cards.

B: Hey, what’s the use of playing cards!

A: So, I figured it out! If you want to wear a gold medal, you have to be an athlete!

B: Oh, just for the gold medal?

A: Not only the gold medal!

B: What else?

A: There is also a bonus!

B: Award...

A: Didn’t you read the newspaper? The country will award 80,000 gold medals alone!

B: Oh, is that what you want? The inquiry was quite clear! I said, when other champions compete for gold medals, they only want to win glory for the country, but you are better off, all money is lost in your eyes

!

A: Alas, not only will the country reward me, but I will also win the championship, that newspaper, and that TV. . . . .

B: Just wait a minute. Oh, you are a training athlete who dreams of becoming a champion before you become one?

A: Isn’t it hard to say that as an athlete? I will become one right away!

B: Are you qualified to be an athlete?

A: What conditions are required?

B: To be an athlete, you must first have a good physique.

A: I have a good physique!

B: Yes?

A: Of course I’m in good shape!

B: So...how good is your physique?

A: How good it is, it’s hard to say, anyway... I can eat ten steamed buns in this meal!

B: Ah, eating steamed buns? !

A: (gesturing proudly with his hands) Such a big one!

B: That’s useless!

A: So what are you talking about?

B: You have to exercise!

A: Oh, you still need to exercise?

B: How fresh!

A: Okay, let me practice! I practice! You say, what should we practice? (Presenting)

B: Okay, are you here to fight? What you practice depends on what you like.

A: What project do you like?

B: Alas.

A: There are so many I like!

B: What’s there?

A: What do you look like... football, basketball, table tennis, tennis, baseball, badminton, water polo, handball, hockey, discus, javelin, hammer throw, pommel horse rings

Artistic gymnastics, high jump, long jump, pole vault , horizontal bars, parallel bars, uneven bars, wrestling, judo, taekwondo, equestrian, fencing, kayaking, diving, swimming, marathon, sprinting

10,000-meter hurdles, boxing, cycling and weightlifting, I like them all!

B: Ah, there are so many projects, can you practice them?

A: I am determined!

B: Oh.

A: Make up your mind! I practice every week 12345678.

B: Is there an Saturday? Let Baozi be confused!

A: There are 123,456 days in the week. Practice every day.

B: Oh, you don’t even have a day off on weekends?

A: If I have a gold medal, why should I rest?

B: This determination is big enough!

A: I was not old enough when I went to Athens last time.

B: What about you?

A: How many gold medals per ***?

B: One *** two hundred and eighty-five yuan.

A: If you had me, 285 yuan, I would get at least 284 yuan back!

B: Hey, why did you keep a piece? Get it all back!

A: No, I want to leave a piece to the Greek people to show my friendship to the host people.

B: Yes, that’s quite thoughtful!

A: I can’t catch up with the Athens Olympics, so I’m looking forward to Beijing!

B: By then, won’t all the gold medals belong to you?

A: Will I give you two pieces then?

B: I don’t want it! Well, let’s make ourselves the president of the Olympic Committee! You can't do so many things on your own.

A: Can’t practice?

B: I can’t practice!

A: Then I should practice less?

B: Well, find your favorite and practice first.

A: Favorite?

B: Alas.

What is your favorite project?

A: Me, rhythmic gymnastics!

B: Huh? !

A: Oh, let’s do some belt exercises, ball exercises, these... I have the foundation!

B: Haha, what’s your background?

A: I can broadcast gymnastics! (Open jump) 12345678, 22345678...

B: (Block) Come on, come on, stop practicing! This is not suitable for you

A: Why is it not suitable?

B: This is a female

A: Oh, this is a female?

B: That’s right!

A: Then...I will change it! Change to a man!

B: What should be changed?

A: ...Oh, by the way, I will shoot instead!

B: Hey, can you switch to shooting?

A: Of course! I have the foundation for this!

B: Oh, is there a basis for this?

A: Of course!

B: What’s the foundation?

A: A few years ago, I used to use rubber bands to pop mosquitoes! (Make it look like a rubber band)

B: Well, let’s see if he is free!

A: I practice shooting!

B: Shooting and shooting mosquitoes are two different things!

A: What do you mean I can’t practice?

B: I can’t practice!

A: Then I’ll change it again!

B: What should be changed?

A: Oh, by the way, there is a man named Liu Xiang, do you know?

B: I know, the champion of the 110-meter hurdles tied the world record and achieved a zero breakthrough for Chinese men in Olympic track and field.

A: That’s what I’m going to practice!

B: Oh, others practice this and you also practice this?

A: What’s wrong? I have the foundation for this!

B: Oh, is there a basis for this?

A: Yes! My dad would beat me whenever I failed the exam, and I would run away as soon as he hit me. He could never catch up to me. (Proud)

B: Oh, run for your life!

A: What’s wrong? If I keep getting beaten, I won’t practice this anymore!

B: Then what do you practice?

A: I practice boxing!

B: Why?

A: The ability to withstand beatings is strong!

B: Go to hell! (End)