Spit out other people's classic sentences

There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, if you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the best to eat first, and the other person saves the best for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories. —Fortress Besieged by Qian Zhongshu

2. For ugly people, scrutiny is cruelty-Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged

3, uneducated people, because they can't read, are taken in by others; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read. —Fortress Besieged by Qian Zhongshu

I really don't understand why when I used to play with rock, paper and scissors, I had to pedal first and then come out.

5. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

7. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

8. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

9. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

10, I think you are quite suitable to be a shemale, otherwise it is really a waste of talent!

1 1. I have never loved this world, and neither have I.

12, you said you were dressed in white as a ghost in broad daylight? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

13, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.

The universal sentence of sharp spit:

1, male: Before getting engaged, be obedient like a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

I died for you, but you laughed at my nervousness.

3, after all, we are all stubborn, one does not look back and the other does not stay.

I am most afraid of three things, cheating, betrayal and leaving.

Any restriction starts from one's own heart.

If I can bind myself, I can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

7. The truth is like a cough, many of which come out after being suppressed.

8. He doesn't suit you, just like a size 37 shoe meets a size 42 foot. Don't blame shoes or feet.

9, most of the persistence is not satisfied, afraid of loneliness, and forget to thank.

10, there are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important.

1 1. Women always envy Hongtaro for having a big, fat wolf who loves her so much, but forget that Kotaro never gave up on the big, fat wolf when he didn't catch the sheep in recent years.

12, people cry when they are born, and laugh is learned later. So sadness is a low-level instinct, while happiness is a higher-level ability.

13, historical experience and lessons tell us that people will not learn from historical experience.