Short sentences that indirectly curse people

1. Indirect curse words without swear words

It was you who let me know the true meaning of disgust. It was you who showed me the descendants of the neurotic 2 generation and your hairstyle. How many descendants of the canopy marshal can charm or fall in love with you, how many relatives of the mosquito can be attracted by your scent, the fly. Your clothes can make many beggars remember you deeply, because they know that there are still beggars wearing only underpants. Your athlete's foot is enough to cause the earth to stop, the rivers to flow backwards, and the living people to suffer from calcium deficiency. Let’s talk about your head first: fleas can spend spring, summer, autumn and winter in it, and dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes. If it falls there, there will be an incomparable odor accompanying it, and the flowers and plants will wither and turn yellow and will not grow again. You are as slim as a pregnant cow. Your brain is half as smart as my pig's. Your skin is your best protection. It takes half a year to find it if you lie in coal.

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are so much like them that you don’t look like a bought child. Your classmate committed suicide because of you,

Your grandma went to find your grandpa who has been gone for five years for you. It's your teeth that tell me whether dogs and humans are the same ancestor. How many cleaners does it take to open up the sewer clogged with sludge after you take a shower? There are one hundred people at your table, and ninety-nine of them have died, all of them committing suicide. There is one who did not fall to death and became a cripple. Where your saliva falls there are crows and maggots. 2. Are there any indirect curse words?

Yifei: There was a host who felt that no one was listening to his program, so he made the program look like an old woman’s foot wrap. It was smelly and long. How can I fix it?

Xiaoxian: It depends on whether the host is handsome or not

Yifei: He is so bad that he is possessed by a god of badness. He is just a puddle of mud and has no shame. If he wants to make progress, he thinks he is just punishing others, but he is actually punishing himself

Xiaoxian: OK this audience

Yifei: (interruption) Please don’t say it in front of me again in the future Is English OK?

Xiaoxian: Please pay attention to maintaining the dignity of others

Yifei: Okay, I gave you dignity. Where can you put it? Even if no one listens, so what? Even if it is late at night So what if everyone trusts you and only gives you the microphone? This is how you treat other people’s trust and your own work. 3. 100 curse words without using curse words

Don’t be jealous when you grow up like this, that’s what I said It's age - of course I've scolded others before. If you must find a scolding, there will always be a reason or excuse for scolding.

Cursing has a long history, and this is a country where cursing has a long history. When Western men started dueling with knives, Zhuge Liang in the East became famous forever for cursing Wang Lang to death. I'm not an expert in scolding, but I can still be considered a player. I can't say that I keep up with the trend of scolding, but I'm still not behind the times. But recently, I've been a little confused. The avant-garde people have proposed a new theory of scolding, which is scolding. The highest level is to curse people without swearing.

Is it possible to curse without using curse words? This theory is so profound that it puts me to shame in scolding a mediocre person. It turns out that there is something else in scolding. I used to think that I knew how to scold, but now it seems that I really don’t know how to scold, at least I’m not beyond the realm of scolding. It did not criticize advanced productivity and culture. I always follow the good, so I took a shower, made a cup of tea, and immediately began to devoutly read the curse-free posts of those who scolded me. I really benefited a lot. I don’t know how wonderful the world is.

It turns out that the so-called swearing without using curse words basically means not mentioning female relatives, not mentioning sexual behavior and other minimum requirements. Yes, everyone has female relatives, and everyone knows how to have sex. If you continue to scold like this, no one will be able to get a favor. It is just like scolding a shrew in the street. Let your tongue shine, I will just say a word - have sex with your mother - words I won't change my mind, I'll piss you off.

It is difficult to have a winner when scolding, because the scolding often ends with these most basic words, or one or both parties become angry and use force to solve the problem.

But apart from not mentioning female relatives and not mentioning sexual intercourse, are there no curse words? You know, female relatives themselves are not dirty, nor is sex dirty. What is really dirty is scolding.

. Just like a rapist, no matter how superb your skills are, they are all dirty. Skills are only superficial and cannot change the essence.

Those who clamor and are proud of how well they can curse, those who are intoxicated and obsessed with the fact that they can curse without swearing, and those who call themselves the biggest cursers are like the scientist who thought he invented a perpetual motion machine. Same, I guess I think too much about pioneering and innovating. I have emancipated my mind a little too much, and I have even forgotten to seek truth from facts.

Just scold people, why bother making it so mysterious? A good excuse is nothing more than putting flowers on cow dung. Flowers are still flowers, and cow dung is nothing more than cow dung. Swearing seems easy.

But the way of swearing must be cultivated and knowledgeable. There is philosophy, there is art... When you scold people, you must scold them elegantly, with grace and humor.

If you open your big mouth and get straight to the point, talking about eight generations of ancestors, pigs, dogs, cows and sheep, dead ghosts and killing a thousand cuts, and so on, and then messing with the relationship between the sexes, this is a shrew-style scolding, and there is no need to discuss it in depth. Furthermore, if the scolding is not painful or itchy, the scolding does not hurt, the scolding does not leave, and the muttered words are unclear, the scolded person will be confused.

This is the chanting style of Huangkou children, which is also said to be out of flow. Therefore, when it comes to scolding, the most taboo thing is to eat them alive, to have an impetuous mind, to make people smoke from their orifices, and to cut people with scars. Although it is enjoyable, it cannot be said to be art.

Therefore, the way of cursing is most similar to martial arts. The depth of the kung fu can be divided into "ten stages". The discussion is as follows: Stage: "flesh and blood flying" style - this is the external Kung Fu of cursing people. . Use gold and iron horses to charge forward; use broad swords to fight head-on.

When the killing urge arises, use a sharp knife to cut off all the tangles, vegetables and radishes. Even though he is very happy, he will also suffer from head injuries and bleeding, so it is said that "blood and flesh are flying everywhere".

It means a paragraph. Paragraph 2: "Double-dealing" style - this kind of swearing is slightly higher level.

To use rhetoric, you can refer to mulberry trees and locust trees, call them black and white, refer to deer as horses, and try to take them out of context; you can also sow discord and make inferences; then blow their hair, find their flaws, and then cut them with two sides and three swords to sacrifice them. , but never be obscene. The third paragraph: "The golden cicada escapes from its shell" style - this kind of swearing is specious, but it is not true.

Some are making false claims, some are making false claims, some are making false claims, some are taking advantage of others, some are making innuendoes, or some are making insinuations. But if it is different from the second paragraph, it is necessary to cut out the complex and simplify it, and in the end, the picture is very clear and clever.

After scolding someone, but staying out of the matter, being irresponsible and ignoring the consequences, it is called "the golden cicada escapes its shell". Fourth paragraph: "Follow the picture to find out what to say" - When you reach the fourth paragraph of the art of swearing, you must first have considerable knowledge and accomplishments.

Therefore, when you are cursing someone, you can use detailed citations and quotations from scriptures, and the sea and sky are vast, but you are careful and detailed. You can talk about 3000 years of ancient and modern times, golden chapters and jade sentences, and talk clearly and logically. You might as well embed a few more "gold teeth" (in English, French, and Japanese) in the text, so it seems that it has learned both Chinese and Western knowledge, and is majestic. There is no way for people to block, no way to parry, no way to refute, so it is said that "according to the picture, search for Ji".

It can be classified into the fourth section: "The road is vertical and horizontal" style - you must have strong barriers and no gaps to attack.

The text not only has "horizontal transplantation and vertical inheritance", but also has twists and turns, making east and west attacks, which makes people confused. There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the text, sometimes outstanding surprises, sometimes witty puns, making the scolded hard to guard against. Being attacked from the front and back, I just feel like there are no enemies left, so I can't fight anymore.

Sixth Stage: "Wushan Ape Crying" Style - By the sixth stage, you have become a master and no longer have direct conflicts.

It makes the scolded person feel like he is trapped on the Shu Road in Wushan, with thousands of cliffs above and thousands of ravines below, and also like mountains and fortresses, with treacherous clouds and orange waves, strange colors and myriad changes; and the miraculous craftsmanship and the cries of apes, The scolded person only feels that the sky is dark and the earth is dark, and his heart and soul are depressed; and he is in a dilemma, so the saying "Wushan ape's cry" is included in the sixth section.

Seven paragraphs: "Savages exposing themselves" style - when the art of swearing reaches the seventh paragraph, anyone's iron wall can be destroyed, but it seems that it is an understatement and the skill is empty. After being slapped, the scolded person will never bleed or feel any pain.

Unexpectedly, after 10 years, when he had cultivated enough, he suddenly realized that he couldn't help shouting: "I am so angry!" He vomited blood and died. It's called seven sections.

Eight paragraphs: "Split the flowers and brush the willows" style - the skill of cursing people. By the eighth paragraph, you have truly returned to your true nature. Although it already has the power to shake the heavens and the earth, and spin the heavens and heavens, its writing has a different world, and the poetry is fair, and the cadences and ups and downs in the conversation and laughter are consistent with the rhythm.

Because he already has true knowledge and insights, he can pick them up at his fingertips, and they are all deeply contained. 4. What’s a sentence that’s both a bit sarcastic and a bit abusive?

With a sarcastic and super cool signature, in my eyes, all departures except death are considered betrayals.

Take other people's provocations seriously. My explanation is to cover up. I don't need a short cold war and overdue warmth.

After deleting it, don’t add it. After adding it, don’t say you love it. Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on oneself.

Don't hate the person who left you, what you need to do is make him regret leaving you. If my husband cheats on me in the future, I will never get divorced, because there is no divorce in my dictionary, only widowhood.

Stop barking at me, I don’t understand dog language, go find your dog friend. Friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain; love can withstand the wind and rain, but cannot withstand the ordinary.

Time and time again, I understand more deeply that I have to rely on myself for everything. I don't need that kind of greeting after a thousand years.