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Goodbye, love rat. Tell me.

First, everyone is immature and has no responsibility to bear the pressure of life. When the feelings are weak, I don't want to love anymore. I can't bear the responsibility behind love. If you are tired, go home for the New Year.

Second, I met you, love rat and love rat. What a coincidence. I am in love. Unfortunately, I don't want you to win too easily.

Third, women never need to rely on men to survive. Every time a girl comes to ask me what to do if I want to give up after meeting love rat, I always feel sad: Girl, if you stay with him for one more second, you will continue to waste your life. Now that you know it's love rat, stop at once. Don't be reluctant to spend your precious time. Time is life.

Fourth, do you think it's invincible to scold a few words? Will you stop being so funny?

No amount of chicken soup for the soul can compare with one sentence: a girl with good parents can't be wrong! Stay away from love rat!

6. I don't know why I always dream about my ex recently. I can swear that I won't think of that person every day, but my dream is not good either. I dreamed that I asked for forgiveness and said that I would still be friends. Before watching the Venus Show, I said I would be friends with my ex. I want to say that breaking up is not always peaceful. How can we be friends? Burn incense and bless you not to dream of love rat.

Seven, to deal with you this kind of local ruffians and hooligans is to be merciless.

Wu Xiubo love rat, full-screen actor of Chenguang Online. I've never been interested in show business. My entertainment is listening to songs and often listening to folk songs. Singers may be a little weak, and there seems to be not much negative news. I have no sympathy for love rat, Wu Xiubo or a third party. I just hope my friends will not be troubled by emotional problems. If you meet love rat, stay away from stop loss and don't talk about the love between love rat. Try buying a house again?

I just want to say that girls look down on Mr. Nice guy and send him a nice card to a kind boy, but they are willing to get lost in love rat's sweet talk and money worship, and don't want to admit that it is just a bitch's memorial arch. I just want to say that mlgb, love rat and love rat have themselves to blame for choosing love rat scum.

Ten, there is heaven on earth, not in my hometown Suzhou and Hangzhou. Although the scenery is beautiful, it is not what I expected. What is heaven? I miss the past in her hometown.

Eleven, I inexplicably fell in love with you who once only talked to me.

Twelve, women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, they won't be unable to live after meeting love rat.

Thirteen, don't give you a little face, you don't know what you are? I earned face by myself.

I really don't know what to do if she leaves me.

15. Why can't an old bosom friend become an old friend in the end? The stranger in the coming year is actually the closest XXX yesterday. I hope you will never appear in my life again.

Sixteen years old, it is said that when a girl is young, no one will meet many love rat. I smiled, as if a woman can meet a good man when she is old.

Seventeen, those women who think that all men in the world are scum when they see love rat, how much she believes, how much she is worried that others will say that she has a bad eye.

18. Don't admit or deny the four skills of saving love rat from cold violence. Never promise anything, be ready to quit at any time.

Nineteen, every time I see a spoony boy meet a girl who doesn't care about him, I feel distressed. Obviously, I have worked hard enough in love. Why does she still want to hurt me? Love is the most unequal thing. Only when you meet the right person can you respond to your efforts. Otherwise, you are playing a one-man show. Only after meeting love rat will a woman remember her former goodness. This is a vicious circle. I hope you can be happy forever.

Twenty, your eyes are like hers.

2 1. Sometimes it's not that we are naturally prone to meet love rat, but that our values don't match and crush each other, crushing each other to pieces.

Twenty-two years old, when I was young, I never met such a love rat and a bitch. I deliberately showed my love and was crushed by love, which made people haggard for Iraq.

Twenty-three, more contact, in-depth, you will find that there are indeed many girls in love rat to learn to protect themselves. Young girls should stay away from old men, especially old love rat. There is no love at all. What's the responsibility of just sleeping and playing? When I turn around, I will criticize the mistakes of girls.

I love you, but I just like her.

Twenty-five, meet a lot of girls, and the probability of meeting the so-called love rat is quite high. In practice, most boys can't stand the former, while quite a few girls are close to the latter. Love rat was criticized as a whole, but he was very popular as an individual. If he has no morality, don't criticize his choice from the height of morality. The older I get, the more I feel that emotional investment can only be short-term and can never be long-term.

Twenty-six, born without fear of death, afraid of the dead are not born.

Twenty-seven, in the year of sixty, we want to live a life like flowers. To be young is to be passionate rather than confused.

In fact, I really believe that true love has no such thing as your bad temper, willfulness and willfulness, and there is no such thing as enthusiastic commitment. Naturally, I will tolerate you and take care of you at any time, unlike the emotional nonsense I said when I was a child. I don't hate the love rat I met before. I just appreciate meeting you at my right age, but I really feel your love for me. Thank you.

Twenty-nine, I'm back, and I still love you.

Thirty, there is no need to send our group photo to a circle of friends.

Thirty-one, let's take a break and calm down.

32. Little girls should polish their eyes and learn to recognize love rat. Stay away from love rat and cherish life.

33. The person I love, I want to give her happiness by myself. I don't trust others.

I hope to stay away from love rat. So I changed the ugliest avatar. There are no rotten peaches.

Don't do anything wrong and spill all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

I used to want to be with you, but I still love you, but I don't want to be with you so much.

37. You say you always meet love rat, but do you have a chance to give it to love rat? No, you don't like him. He is not in the mood, has no money, and has no value.

Send it to love rat. Tell me about those who love love rat and trust dogs.

1. Who hasn't loved love rat in middle age? At the critical moment, you should know how to take it up and let it go. If you can't pick it up and put it down, it's ... done.

I love him, even if he is love rat, I love you without regret, and respect the ending of the story.

It is enough for me to love one love rat in my life. The world is so vicious to single and independent women. Who is preventing me from living a good life alone?

4. Why do you always torture yourself with what love rat did? Why do you gnash your teeth when you know the truth? Paradoxically, I don't admit that I loved love rat. If you can, please let the dog love rat explode at once.

I used to have abdominal muscles, and I liked love rat. Now think about it, if I had met you earlier, I would have fucking fallen in love with love rat earlier.

6. We have always wanted to learn to be strong inside. Actually, there is no need to learn. It is also common for young girls to meet Super love rat. In this life, people who have never loved a few scum, made friends or taken detours are the price of growth. The most important thing is that they can finally see others clearly, and with more experience, their hearts will naturally become stronger.

7. Who hasn't loved many love rat in his life? This is growth. With a fellow villager, hahaha.

8. The person I love is either heterosexual or love rat. Turn this page and hope to marry love in the future.

9. I miss you very much, but pretend that I don't care and know that you are love rat, but I still love you.

10. Who hasn't loved several love rat? Why thank you for not getting married?

1 1. I love love rat. Some people are good people, except you. The person who has paid the most for him is also the person who has been hurt the most by him. I use my short life to punish you for those injuries.

12. Maybe it is love rat, but I really love her. After experiencing emotional growth, I really slowly discovered that she would always miss and love her. Even after nearly two years, those memories may be more painful than happy. I really want to give you all the happiness for the rest of my life. My heart really makes you occupy a very important position, like a fool like me.

13. Girl, no matter how many love rat you have loved, please keep your beauty and wait quietly for the person who can completely fit in with your soul.

14. The man I love is either pretending to be love rat or gay. I want to gouge out my eyes.

15. love rat tin foil iron, love rat big waves, I want to be love rat with short hair, you loved the sea, I loved you.

16. love rat's warm-hearted qualities sometimes make you have the illusion of meeting true love. There is a saying that the love I want is preference, exception and special. So you want him around. He seems to allow you to lose your temper, accept your unreasonable troubles, and even occasionally put down your work to accompany you, as if this were the exception and special. Love is special to you, yes, as long as it involves marriage, you are no exception.

17. When we are young, we may all have some wrong places, love the wrong people's feelings, and some collapsed emotions. For example, I like several love rat. We've all been stupid about one person. After that, we don't have that much energy. When we meet a person we like, we won't blush and feel confused. We will try our best to understand his various preferences and carefully arrange an encounter.

18. I may have loved love rat and spared someone I didn't love, but I still believe in love in my heart.

19. Now I feel that love is really a compulsory course. You have been sincerely loved and hurt, so that you can avoid all the love rat you will encounter in the future and let love rat have no chance. Big pig's trotters

20. Who tm didn't love a love rat when he was young, knowing it wasn't worth it, but he still got stuck step by step. But, girl, your smile is as bright and gentle as snow. After you cry for someone, you should understand that life is full of Conan.

2 1. Now I can see everything! Whose youth never loved a few love rat? Living well and taking care of yourself are more important than anything else.

22. I like love rat. I can't describe him with beautiful things, nor can I describe our feelings with beautiful words. Looking back now, I feel sick.

23. Today I officially broke up with this 127 love rat. Say goodbye loudly and give you all the memories of the past. There is no longer a trace of nostalgia, just pat your ass and leave, as if you had never loved. Ignore delisting and carry it out to the end. Don't drag him out from time to time. Goodbye, love rat, goodbye. 127.

20 19 the worst love rat talks about the short and incisive quotations of love rat.

1. I won't force you to do something you don't want to do.

We can still be best friends after breaking up.

Mom wants me to find a local wife.

All my former girlfriends were nicer to me than you.

No one can live without anyone, so be good.

6. You don't know my mother. My mother is a kind person.

I shouldn't have called you. I don't want to keep you.

8. I only regard you as my sister.

9. I am not satisfied with you.

10. She and I really have nothing.

1 1. Because of my future wife, I hope she is a virgin.

12. I fell in love with you inexplicably and just talked to me before.

13. Although I cheated, I still love you the most!

14. Let's have a rest and calm down.

15. I love you, but I just like her.

16. I feel uncomfortable wearing condoms. Baby, you feel good, too, right?

17. I just made a mistake that every man can make.

18. I don't want to fall in love now.

19. You are my girlfriend, but I have to go out and find another woman.

I don't want to wear a condom. Can you take some medicine?

2 1. I was just having fun. I still want to be with you.

22. You are not my type.

23. Without her (Yi Ping), I would fall in love with you.

24. What do you think is our long relationship? I can't say that.

25. Wearing condoms is uncomfortable. If you shoot outside, you won't get pregnant.

26. I can't refuse blind date introduced by my family. Of course I like you, but we have no future.

27. I like her, but we can't be together.

28. If the family doesn't agree, we are not suitable.

I used to want to be with you, but I still love you, but I don't want to be with you so much.

3 1. I don't want to hurt you or her.

32. You like the sea, and I love you.

Tell me when you miss me, and I'll come to you.

34. She is more active than you.

35. It was all my fault. This has nothing to do with her. Don't blame her.

You are very kind, but I don't deserve you.

37. My mother won't let us be together.

My mother doesn't like girls who don't do housework.

39. You have her eyes.

40. marry a good man.

4 1. Sorry, or you can beat me up.

42. If you are willing to make up, I will break up at once.

43. I am a traditional person, and I like the feeling of three wives and four concubines.

A satire on love rat.

First, wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work,

Second, why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I will be smoked to death in this field battle.

Third, there is no love rat in the world, but he really doesn't love you. In this world, not all love is good, and not everyone deserves to be loved. Rather than how to love a person, we should learn how to judge whether a person is worth loving. We should learn how to give up a love, not how to manage it. The only way to treat love rat is to identify and leave.

I am not your straw boat, so don't give me your lewdness.

5. Don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

6. I can't believe I will meet love rat. I treat my feelings sincerely. If I decide to be with someone, I will get along well. I do have some emotional cleanliness, so I don't look at a person's external conditions. The most important thing is whether two people are suitable or not, but I won't doubt each other's character. All right! Become a better self.

7. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Eight, before you spray dung, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.

Besides men and women, I like people like you best!

Ten, when I face up to everything, down-to-earth to find the matching partner, take my feelings seriously, and find myself from a love rat magnet to a male magnet, and blx has also become a diamond heart.

Eleven, you look so disgusting, how dare you go out?

Twelve, angry, Gu Qiushui treat two girls is love rat. Xiaohong is so kind that a girl who treats this love rat is a success. . . .

Thirteen, your life, summed up in eight words, absurd, timid.

If you have a crush on someone, there is no need to be together. You just need to look at her from a distance and see her smile, and you will feel very happy. -Feng Yang Yun Tan.

Fifteen, you are the most shocking and failed in the history of human creation!

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

17. I think you are great. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

Eighteen, if all cheating is called fickle, then you are abnormal.

Nineteen, I'm serious; Be kind to the beautiful single girls around you. Because I'm not love rat. They all trust me. Just play with me.

Don't think that your teeth are white, but it can also be used as a negative teaching material for Colgate, which is the most suitable. Yellow, like hay, can't be found in the grass.

Twenty-one, listen to you, my IQ has been dragged down by you twice, so you'd better crawl away!

Twenty-two, a girl who seems very simple to me and thinks she should be treated with care by others, was chased by love rat in two nights. Everyone has to take a detour, right?

Twenty-three, I heard that you are rich and Erlang God is your master.

Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face.

Twenty-five, don't talk with dog food, babbling, who can understand.

26. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but dare not say it. Don't be so arrogant in the future.

Twenty-seven, who are you going out to lose to? What's your look now? Really make your ancestors in the underworld restless!

Twenty-eight, the head of bombardment combs the head of lightning strike, which grave circle explosion brought you here.