Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Li, Wong Kar-wai, Shi Tiesheng, Xue Xiaochan, Wang Guozhen.

Li, Wong Kar-wai, Shi Tiesheng, Xue Xiaochan, Wang Guozhen.

After a nap every day, the whole person is soft and soft, as if he had been beaten ten times. -Li (sic)

When can we hear our parents say: Do what you like! We support you! -Li (sic)

At home, just bought a house. The man asked: Why do you love me? The woman said: love me, love my family! -Li (sic)

When I finally saw her again, I had a beautiful smile on my lips. Without the beginning, my memory turned into smoke. -Li (sic)

Don't try to keep someone who is leaving, she will take what you use to keep her. -Li (sic)

Although I already know that we can't, I can't help giggling when I think of you occasionally. -Li (sic)

I like to see the person I like as soon as I look back. I tried it today, and I was really happy. -Li (sic)

I have no iron sheet, I can't be invulnerable, but I have an unbreakable heart. -Li (sic)

You probably don't love me anymore, because every time I talk to you, I feel like I'm talking to myself. -Li (sic)

I wish there was such a poison as "desperate love" Dan. When I get emotional, it will happen. -Li (sic)

What saddens me most is not that you must have gone back, but that you stopped and glanced sideways. -Li (sic)

What I regret is not that I didn't hold your hand, but that I almost did. -Li (sic)

Watching a love movie with my parents, the man asked a lot of questions and finally chose the most beautiful one. -Li (sic)

Love+tears = hate (I hate you because my love is mixed with too many tears. )-Li (original)

Hold your hand, even if you throw it away, hold it tightly until you are willing to turn back. -Li (sic)

Don't look down on anyone, because everyone is trying to protect the people and things they love. -Li (sic)

I just laughed and laughed, but it seemed that everyone else was pretending to be serious. -Li (sic)

If you always feel that the process of turning on the camera is a little stuck, please look at your face more. -Li (sic)

Three things I can't stand most. One, hungry. Second, there is nothing to eat. Third, there is not enough food. -Li (sic)

Are you in love with her, or are you in love with her in your imagination? There is a big difference between these two kinds of love. -Li (sic)

It's not that I don't want it, it's not that I don't want it if you give it to me again, but that I never dare to want it again. -Li (sic)

If the person you love doesn't love you, please let go and give yourself a chance to be someone else in fall in love again. -Li (sic)

"I don't want to know"-Yuan Lee idiom means: things that can be understood and known without thinking.

I don't understand why you are so kind to me at once and so indifferent at once ...-Li (sic)

A friend who has been together for a long time, when his fox tail moves, you will know what this product wants to do. -Li (sic)

Whenever I am alone at home, I will start an abnormal state. Maybe that's me ...-Li (sic)

Hearing the news of your marriage, at this moment, I have been insomnia, and finally I can sleep in peace. -Li (sic)

I don't like and hate mobile phones. Like a dog chain, it's always tied to me. -Li (sic)

I can't say anything in front of you I dare to put anything behind your back. -Li (sic)

The same crime, the official is always lighter than the people, and later I realized that this is welfare. -Li (sic)

Don't call me immature. When I am mature, I will naturally fall from the tree. -Li (sic)

Invisible slap, I woke up and saw everything. I just lied to myself. -Li (sic)

Don't lose your temper in front of me unless you want to see a more smelly and horrible expression than you. -Li (sic)

In fact, I am very strong, obsessive-compulsive, very serious, and I have to speak four words. -Li (sic)

You don't have the company I want. I want an explanation, and you seem to turn a blind eye to it. -Li (sic)

Chihuo said: I have saved money all my life. I didn't buy a car or a house, and I wanted to buy a Manchu banquet. -Li (sic)

In fact, I know that many things I told you are useless, because you have no idea how to feel. -Li (sic)

When you are starving to death, you finally come home from school and look at a table of dishes you don't like ...-Li (sic)

I broke my wings just to tell you that even if you hurt me, I won't leave. -Li (sic)

You: If she loves you, she will definitely come back. Me: She won't leave if she loves me. -Li (sic)

I always say I love you in front of you, in a language you don't understand and in a way you don't understand. -Li (sic)

In KTV, I clap my hands, not because you sing well, but because I admire your courage. -Li (sic)

How many people are together is just a form. How many people are together is just a will. -Li (sic)

Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long? Dad says girls like long noses. -Li (sic)

Hearing the news of your marriage, at this moment, I have been insomnia, and finally I can sleep in peace. -Li (sic)

If one day, you dream of me inexplicably, please remember that I love you. -Li (original

Start because you like it/feel at ease because you get it/ignore because you are used to it. -Li (sic)

Some people are quiet and will be noticed if they don't talk, while others will be ignored even if they make a fuss. -Li (sic)

Sometimes, I can't believe in love, because I don't understand why someone likes me so much. -Li (sic)

You can never see people wearing masks clearly, because they always have different masks to change. -Li (sic)

People only need to worry about how to make themselves happy, not how to make troubles happy. -Li (sic)

I'm not afraid to give my heart to someone, but I'm afraid my efforts are just superfluous to her. -Li (sic)

If my words can touch your heart, is it because I feel the same way, or have I experienced ...-Li (sic)

In fact, we don't know why we should try to be brave, why we should pretend to be forced, and what is all this for? -Li (sic)

"Huashuimu" is full of water and flowers, and water is everywhere. The flower sleeps like old, green and sour, and the horn sounds cold. -Li (sic)

Some people are nice to you, not for love. But they are enough to keep you from true love. -Li (sic)

Someone will always tell you with practical actions that some mistakes will never be forgiven. -Li (sic)

I like those rational people, because I know that if she loves me, she must have broken through her reason. -Li (sic)

If we can't be together again, please allow me to watch you get married, because I want to see you in a wedding dress. -Li (sic)

I let you grow, take root and sprout in my heart. When you left, you uprooted my heart. -Li (sic)

If you live in someone else's mouth, you will only drown in saliva. If you live in the eyes of others, you will only be influenced by others. -Li (sic)

A person is actually very good; But when I am lonely, no one hugs me; It's just that there is no one to rely on when you are lonely. -Li (sic)

Don't think that people who love you will be happy by pushing them to better people. They want you. -Li (sic)

In a relationship, the humble one is the worst, because he is not even qualified to give up. -Li (sic)

Losing love is like looking for MH. Even if it is found, it is beyond recognition. -Li (sic)

I have no idea. Many signatures I want to throw away are very popular. I thought I could cut a dash, but I totally ignored them!

I wrote millions of drafts this year. Guess how much more I can write for you? -Li (sic)

Read the original talk and see who you used to be. I think of you and myself. -Li (sic)

If you don't wash my clothes, they always stink. I wash my own clothes, and it's always wrinkled. -Li (sic)

Everyone says that beauty is good, but they don't know that beauty will eventually grow old. I also know that beauty is good, and I am not afraid of beauty. -Li (sic)

One red almond went out of the wall, two red apricots went out of the wall, and many red apricots went out of the wall. Your tree should be cut down. -Li (sic)

Chinese donation: Donation is not compulsory, but it cannot be avoided. You don't have to donate, but you must give money. -Li (sic)

One day, whether you are here or not, when I no longer love you, you really lost someone who loves you. -Li (former

Sometimes I have a lot to say to you, but when I have time, I forget what to say. -Li (sic)

The so-called ladies are women who take a lot of expensive things, or do you think they are really expensive? -Li (sic)

I don't know how many mistakes I have made since I was alive. I seem to just, I've been regretting and making mistakes. -Li (sic)

You have been touching me, making me cry and stop, stop and cry, and finally I just stopped crying. -Li (sic)

Do hundreds of millions of exquisite gifts count as inheritance? What inheritance tax is not inheritance tax! The country needs it, just take it away! ! -Li (sic)

I didn't believe in karma until one day, I heard you sing, which was a curse. -Li (sic)

Youth Youth is really cute, but it's a pity that youth is not there. Youth is like running water, which flows around and never returns. -Li (sic)

If we are good sisters: lend me your boyfriend. If we are good brothers: lend me your girlfriend. -Li (sic)

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have known you. If I didn't know you, I wouldn't love you. -Li (sic)

The terrible thing is that when you look back, the person you love no longer smiles at you, but points a knife at you. -Li (sic)

I don't know when the expression on our faces changed, just to deal with others. -Li (sic)

Because I am afraid of loneliness, I want to find excitement. Who knows that after the excitement, it is even more lonely. -Li (sic)

I love you now, but one day I will not hate you, but not now, but when I am mature. -Li (sic)

I love you now, but one day I will not hate you, but not now, but when I am mature. -Li (sic)

Let her go, let her go, I can't keep her anyway. Let her go, let her go, and I won't look back when she leaves. -Li (sic)

No matter how lonely I am, the only reason I am with you is that I love you, not that I need you. -Li (sic)

In fact, Li is not qualified to say anything. In the face of love, Li is also hopeless. -Li (sic)

Love should be sweet and clean. -Li (sic)

Every time I see someone wearing big glasses without lenses, I want to put my finger in and dig his eyes. . . -Li (sic)

Even if you hate something, once you lose it, you will miss it more or less. -Li (sic)

I found that there are two kinds of people, one is mentally ill, and the other is with low IQ and not enough mental illness. -Li (sic)

If I am a fool who likes you, then you are a fool who doesn't know how much I care about you. -Li (sic)

"I'm overjoyed"-Li's original idiom means: metaphor is not because of money. -Li (sic)

Being old is not a mature definition, which explains why naive adults are often seen. -Li (sic)

Life is nothing more than laughing when you are happy, crying when you are sad, and moving on. -Li (sic)

Perhaps, secretly loving someone is more loving than really owning someone ... just because you can't have it. -Li (sic)

Before I met you, I didn't want to like someone. After meeting you, I don't want to like others. -Li (sic)

Life is a mixture of love and hate, laughter and tears, gain and loss, hope and disappointment. -Li (sic)

It's hard to say who is the third party. When the person who loves you falls in love with someone else, you are promoted to a third party. -Li (sic)

I decided to have a snack after lunch. Lay a solid foundation for the upcoming dinner. -Li (sic)

Look, love, habit, annoyance, tiredness, change, betrayal, dispersion, scolding, sighing and ending. -Li (sic)

I have coached many girls in math and physics, and the most common sentence I say to them is: You'd better study literature. -Li (sic)

My mother said: When I was your age, my children had already run away! I said: Mom, that child is me ...-Li (sic)

I said to my brother, I may fail. He said: You are bound to fail! Me: Nima ...-Li (sic)

The fact is: the person I like, I love grass! Why haven't you come? Damn it, I'm sorry, it's him again. -Li (sic)

Time divides people, which makes them love and hate, make them laugh and make them sad. -Li (sic)

If you are naturally kind to people, you will not be tired. If you try to please, you will be tired. -Li (sic)

Girl, are you looking for someone with a car and a house? Still looking for someone with perfect limbs? -Li (sic)

I am easily moved, so I will be cheated and hurt by you again and again. -Li (sic)

The person I'm waiting for will be on that bus. What moment am I expecting among the people coming and going? -Li (sic)

The difference between memory and reality is that memory only leaves a quiet picture and erases noisy sounds. -Li (sic)

All separation will leave a person's back, and there will always be someone who is willing to be the one who watches the back. -Li (sic)

Actually, friends are just a business. You come to visit me and I'll visit you, so that no one will be embarrassed. -Li (sic)

If loss can sober you up, then I would rather let go and let you know how to cherish the next person who loves you. -Li (sic)

Don't feel that you are not good enough, because he will make you feel that what he needs is such an imperfect you. -Li (sic)

What I admire most is my heart. It can endure betrayal, blow, pressure, frustration and other kinds of torture. -Li (sic)

I want to go to the top of Mount Tai, buy a big stone, carve my name and say, "China, Taishan Town, Taishan Town." -Li (sic)

Shakespeare said: Life is a stage. The difference is that everyone has a backstage, and I can only stand at the front desk. -Li (sic)

When you are unsuccessful, everything you do is wrong. When you succeed, everything you do will become correct. -Li (sic)

I feel so sad that I want to rip out my heart, so I don't have to love anyone or hate anyone. -Li (sic)

In life, some mistakes can't be made. The key is not whether you change or not, but that you have no chance to change at all. -Li (sic)

The happiness of two people is not worth the beauty of one person. Two people are not as free and easy as one person. -Li (sic)

When I found that all wifi had passwords, I deeply felt the malice of the world. -Li (sic)

Everyone was watching "Where is Dad Going?", so I silently picked up "I am your father" written by Wang Shuo. -Li (sic)

Since there is no hope, give up. I don't know if this decision is right or wrong, so it's the only way. -Li (sic)

I have a headache, you apply wind oil to me. I have a stomachache, you I apply essential balm. You don't have any fucking medicine -Li (sic)

I can't cry, I can't be angry, I can only watch. I can't wait, I can't love, I can only stand and wait for a while. -Li (sic)

If love is pitiful enough to ask for her pity, then this relationship is really hopeless. -Li (sic)

Fool, I still care about you. If you still care about me, if we still care about each other, the ending will be different. -Li (sic)

After waking up from a dream, the first thing is to check the mobile phone. But nothing about you. My heart is even more lost. -Li (sic)

Time can make everything painless, and sometimes even I will forget that we once loved each other. -Li (sic)

Tell the bully that you didn't fight back because people and animals do things differently. -Li (sic)

I can say "I hate you" to myself a thousand times, but you can beat me by saying "I love you". -Li (sic)

Not all sadness can be explained by words. But all sadness can be comforted by words. -Li (sic)

I often imagine that after marriage, I am sitting on the sofa eating snacks and you are doing housework happily. -Li (sic)

Say something. Go ahead. Good for you, good for me. Say something. Say it. It's not good for you or me. -Li (sic)

Some things about you that are inexplicable and sound impossible but true always make me worry about insomnia. -Li (sic)

Being lovelorn is like food that others eat and excrete. Although it's still the same substance, do you really want it?

I always thought I had forgotten you, until one night, my heart ached and I remembered you. Even I don't know why you still exist.

We often cling to what we have lost, hoping that it will come back, but we know in our hearts that it will not come back. -Li (sic)

Mid-Autumn Festival, there are moon cakes, tea and money, but I am different. We send text messages. -Li (sic)

If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how to choose food? -Eat: Eat the person you like,-Li (original)

Fantasy, beautiful meeting you, beautiful meeting fantasy, beautiful meeting fantasy, beautiful meeting fantasy. -Li

As a poor man, I can say for sure that those women who like me don't like me for money. -Li (sic)

You can't tell if you don't meet. If you don't see it, you can't complain. You can't watch it without complaining. You can't love it if you don't read it. -Li (sic)

Everyone who is fat now has a slightly fat past, and I can't help feeling, damn, I am thin. -Li (sic)

How many women who fall in love with Wen Qing have a good end? Hehe ... here, dedicated to my female readers. -Li (sic)

If I die, please don't come near my body, because I have no strength to pick up my hand and help you wipe your tears. -Li (sic)

If your dream is over, wake up bravely, no matter how reluctant you are. -Li (sic)

Not all "I love you" are interesting. But I know that it is a pity to say "I love you" that I can't say. -Li (sic)

Feelings are not rubbish, you can put them in the trash can. If so, please love the trash can. -Li (sic)

I don't know whether I should stay with you in my memory or go back to reality and live without you. -Li (sic)

Women want men to succeed and also want men to accompany them. What can a man who has been with a woman achieve? -Li (sic)

I went to the movies today, but I sat in front with a big head, very big. what can I say? He not only blocked the screen, but also blocked the sound.

You said you loved me, and now you love him. Let me ask you: Is the love you once said still love now? -Li (sic)

I want to be the best man at your wedding. Even if you don't love me, I still have a chance to walk the red carpet with you. -Li (sic)

What's mine is mine. If it's not mine, it's not mine. If this is what I want, I will get it by hook or by crook. -Li (sic)

I was trained as a child. As long as you say a word, he will say you talk back. If you don't say a word, he will call you dumb. -Li (sic)

Women's stupidity is really stupid. She loves whoever is kind to her. Unfortunately, it is ok to pretend to be nice to a person. -Li (sic)

A fan likes me very much and scolds me every hour. It is innovative, regular and catchy to read. -Li (sic)

I'm talking about sober madness, but I'm doing rational stupidity. I like to pay for nothing and look forward to a bleak future. -Li (sic)

Whether the person you fall in love with again has my shadow. If you tell me, will you tell him the same thing? -Li (sic)

At the beginning, you picked up a pen and insisted on ending that relationship. I didn't make any noise, so I had to erase the period of the painting.

Three times a day: Did you eat too much again? Narcissism again Did someone call me "handsome" and shamelessly agree? -Li (sic)

I am not as tall, handsome and rich as him. From this comparison, I already know why you like him. -Li (sic)

Looking at the wonderful people, the door is closed, and outside the Jintang, the pavilion is cold and blooming. The powder is wonderful, the jade refers to white, and the light sleeves are jade. -Li (sic)

When I lie in bed, I must be covered. When I am standing, there must be something to lean against and hold my cheek in class.

I've always supported homosexuality. If a man is gay, there will be one more woman. If I were a lesbian, I would have two girlfriends. -Li (sic)

Many people don't understand how people who have always loved themselves suddenly stopped loving themselves, and neither do I. -Li (original)

I think life is not about getting something, but about losing something. But to exchange one thing for another. -Li

Love is like milk tea, the first bite is always sweet, you get tired of it in the middle, and finally you want to dump the rest. -Li (sic)

Fate is powerful because it makes two impossible people finally come together, even if the ending is a stranger. -Li (sic)

You ask me: How long is forever? I said; Forever, from the day I love you to the day I no longer love you. -Li (sic)

There are two most touching places in the station: an entrance and an exit. One is not to let you go, the other is to wait for you to come back. -Li (sic)

I often feel that I am a very bad person. Although I didn't do anything, my inner thoughts made me feel bad. —— Li Original

She is single, so I am guarding the city and myself. When she got married, I closed the city and closed myself. When she died, I tore down the city and tore down myself.

The vows of lovers, the heat of charcoal, are full of warmth when burning. In fact, all I got in the end was a handful of ashes. -Li

In fact, doing anything is like digging for treasure. As long as you understand, stick to it and dig deep enough. Sooner or later, it will be buried alive in it. -Li (sic)

If I can't get happiness, I will take pain as happiness. If I can't see hope, I will take disappointment as hope. -Li (sic)

It's been freezing these days, and I can't open my mouth and legs. I was enchanted and sealed in a quilt. Amen. -Li (sic)

Maybe you don't know, but I have a plan. Once you touch my bottom line, I will walk away and never look back. -Li (sic)

Some people say: the more ostentatious, the more lacking. But I think: the more you lack, the more you feel that others are showing off. -Li (sic)

In fact, I also wrote a lot of swearing signatures, but there is a review mechanism on the personality website, so everyone almost missed it. -Li (sic)

Many people start to work hard because of the people they love, but in the end they succeed, but the people they love are different. -Li (sic)

You don't know, I specially asked for a day off to sign for everyone. I'm afraid I can't ask for leave, but I'm in a hurry. -Li (sic)

If a man is willing to go shopping with you for a few hours, then I can definitely tell you that you can go home and pack your bags and get married. -Li (sic)

I'm over it, but I'm not over it. I recovered, but I'm not cured yet. I want to forget it, but I still miss it. I forgot, but I still have a memory. -Li

On the personalized website, I saw my signature and posted it on Weibo. Someone saw my signature on Weibo and posted it on a personalized website. The infinite cycle of TM! -

I hate people who are slow to heat, and I can't wait to push them away. . . . The elevator TM is closing, and the md bus is leaving. -Li (sic)

When you are sad, whether it is Spring Breeze or Night. Sadness is so pure. -Li (sic)

Breaking up is actually an extremely slow process, just like grinding a rope and separating the fibers one by one. At some point, it finally broke. -Li

Being single-minded is not a good thing. For example, I ate my favorite pistachio in the middle of the night, and I don't want to eat the rest of the snacks. -Li (sic)

People often hope that there will be forgetfulness in the world, so that some memories can be deleted. That would be great. But if people really have a choice, how many people will be willing to give up?

Let me get used to one person and two people, and let me return to one person. How cruel you are to me. -Li (sic)

The world is so big that I can't find you when I need you. The world is so small, when I no longer need you, you are everywhere. -Li (sic)

My ex-girlfriend broke up with me for two reasons. One is that I had no money at that time, and the other is that she guessed that I would have no money in the future. -Li (sic)

I am loyal but betrayed, I believe but cheated, I am serious but hurt, I have but lost, I hope but become desperate, and I have changed.

At night, I hear the pain in my heart, take root and sprout, and then bloom in my chest. When I fell asleep, it became a seed, waiting for the next night. -Li

If I love you more than you love me, please do not leave me. Because when you come back, I may not love you so much. -Li (original

Everyone has the opportunity to meet happiness, but everyone's happiness comes at a different speed. Some people will be faster, while others will be slower. -Li

I hope the telephone, internet, high-speed rail and plane will not be invented, so you may not miss coming to see me. -Li (original

My heart is cold. I look forward to it and think about it every night. Cherish or not. People are wrong, things are wrong. Whether you regret it or not. -Li (sic)

I came into this world, and I left this world myself. Even if someone says to die with you, they won't be together when they die. -Li (sic)

It is not easy to insist on liking a distant person. Maybe the "old man" will leave one day, and only hope that the "new man" will continue this love.

If a person thinks you are ugly, it must be prejudice. If two people think you are ugly, it must be that great minds think alike. . . Slightly similar. . . -Li (sic)