Talk about humorous personality

1, staying at home for a long time is a bit boring, and staying at home for a long time is a bit cute.

2. When I left, I left. I don't want to miss the past, thinking I have you in my memory.

3, be a happy person, happy enough to influence people around you.

I want to know how big your lung capacity is. How can you talk so much?

I was in a good mood, but I was not in the mood when I saw your irresponsible love.

6. What kind of world is it now? It's hard to rub your face in front of others.

7, pretend to be pure with me, because you are not pure, you can see it at a glance.

8. Don't get too close to me, but I don't mind your devotion.

9. All shall be well that ends well, but no lover will be cold in winter.

10, if the whole world abandons you, please remember me and I will abandon you, too.

1 1. When struggle becomes confusion, I feel that life is really meaningless.

12, the current sexual standard is to have a house and a car and both parents are dead.

13, there is less true love now, and more love you for money.

14, I want to have a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.

15, according to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

16, the Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

17, going to school is to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

18, I came to work this morning. Just as I was whispering, the leader came and my colleagues immediately stopped him. This is a friend of Nima's.

19, local tyrants have another meaning, that is, the unconstrained soil turtle.

20. If I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

2 1, there is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be taken out. Once it is taken out, it is gone.

For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

Looking up at the sky at 23 and 45, all you can see is white clouds.

24. There are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

25. I don't want to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

26. In this winter, the only thing that won't leave me is the cold.

27, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.

28. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

29. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.

30, I was pulled out before I came to have sex.

3 1, killed the wolf, let the tiger go, used to be a 250.

32. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..

33. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not to be a decoration. Don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need your advice.

Don't talk to my sister about feelings. I have no feeling. I just gave it to a scum the other day.

There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not to be a man.

37. I don't feel pain just because I never care.

I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.

I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

40. Don't be sentimental about animals because you don't know that you have hurt them.

4 1, since I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.

42. Don't think that you are tall, and my sister must respect you.

43. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?

I didn't see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept going.

45. Breaking up is nothing, and I can continue to love you.

46. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.

47. If I am the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can feel my pain.

I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.

49. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

There are some funny personalities. Talk about low-level humor.

1, this morning in spring, I woke up easily. Hang up Q and don't disturb me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

2, men, just like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, it is too late!

3. Want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt.

4. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

6. Wake up every day and change your hairstyle. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

7. Tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled.

8. If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

9. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

10, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

1 1, if you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online …

12, who doesn't know who is snickering at your crotch when you play with your mobile phone in class?

13, what's wrong with being sick? It's better than going to the hospital when you are sick.

14, nothing I didn't expect, only what I thought I didn't want to do.

15, my eyes are fine, but I can't see you clearly.

16, I can't win. What's the matter with you? At least I don't feel inferior.

17, I don't want to disappoint your kindness, so I have to put the banana peel at your feet.

18, please leave my origin, and don't infect me with your sadness.

19, keep getting out of my world.

20. One day we will die, so live slowly and wait for Zeus.

2 1, since you are willing to go through fire and water for me, I will be deeply grieved for you.

22. You are notoriously stingy, and no one can compare with you.

23. If you are an administrator, you can kick people around. Aren't you meddling?

24. There are still beautiful women on this road.

25, roll just one word, I will only say it once, I am afraid that the person who heard it will not disappear.

26.are you a chameleon? One is before others, and the other is after others.

27. I am quitting smoking, and smoking affects my civic image.

28, my love is no big deal, just love you.

29. I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did, and the people I loved don't love.

30. A man who only makes women cry is a big loser.

3 1, treacherous people are not brothers, don't defile the word.

There is only one me in the world, so you should love me well.

Give me time, I can surpass everything, but who will give me time?

34. Feelings have nothing to do with you. My love for you shows that I still love you.

If you can't give me the result, don't make any lifelong commitment.

36, so live, no passion, no reason.

Forgiving you is God's business. My job is to send you to God.

38. Falling in love with others is a big violation, and rejecting men is a good thing in heaven.

39. You can forget if you say forget. If it's so simple, why should I be sad now?

40. You make me love you wholeheartedly. Did you share it with me?

4 1, I'm not that generous. I'll find someone else.

42. You threw cold water on me. Don't pour it back until I cook it.

43, you admit that you are his lover, he doesn't admit that you are his lover, why should people flatter themselves?

44. In this false love, my happiness finally became empty.

45. When I unify the world, I will definitely make you a beggar leader.

46. I miss you so much, but the oath has given me countless slaps.

47. With proud capital, you will have the courage to work hard enough.

48. I don't have golden light, but I have light you can't afford.

49. I have seen through everything on the road of life, including this road of world of mortals.

50, don't give labor, you have no capital to force.

Funny personality, talking about instant laughter over you.

1, chew instant noodles, just as you, since I can't get you, I will chew you to death.

2. People say things and fart. They just breathe.

My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, and then die like a grandfather.

4. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can kill them all my life.

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: "Fried".

6.we are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

7. The first part: the attack on Germany is endless, and the second part: the endless cross-criticism: the sea of corruption is endless.

8, virgins are precious, and mature women are more expensive. If there are rich women, these two can be thrown away.

9. If I am not married after many years, you will be married. Remember to pay attention when you let your children leave school.

10, the brother who drives Audi is not necessarily a rich second generation, but may be a driver.

1 1, recently, I always habitually cheat a person.

12, the typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

13, I finally know why I wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

14, my god! If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

15, you don't have a doctor's qualification certificate. Why do you say I'm crazy?

16, I said how long you can love me, and you said how long I live. Are you dead now?

17, whether you answer it or not, the mobile phone is right there, shake it.

18, don't make me look down on you, use your skills to make me fall in love with you.

19, the creditor is the person who will not abandon you if you go bankrupt.

Please put me closest to your heart.

2 1, there are too many bacteria outside, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

22. You said you couldn't live without me in your space dynamics.

23, can also be impulsive, indicating that you still have passion for life; Always impulsive, which means you don't know life yet.

24, boys are really crazy, and their breath is bigger than beriberi.

25. I really want to stay in your heart all my life, and I am willing to suffocate.

26, looking at the face of the class teacher, let Russia have the impulse to drop out of school, talk about learning?

27. You can come and go at any time. You regard my heart as a hotel.

Whether you like it or not, winter vacation homework is here.

29. There are endless wedding scenes, as if wishing "take care of your husband".

30. If you are glib, I will treat you with detergent.

3 1. If you ignore me online, I will send you to euthanasia.

32. I broke up. I can wake up crying in my dream when I think of the money my girlfriend owes me.

33. Go to work as Niu B, and leave as Sb one month later. I will definitely try my best.

34, women are not drunk, men have no chance. Men are not drunk and women have no tips.

35. Some people stick to a work, while others stick to it.

36. How many people expect and lose by "entering" in the qq dialog box?

37. The salary is as small as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

38. Play hard, I'm afraid you can't afford to lose.

39. I put my sexy ass on your cold face to make you laugh.

40. My figure is actually good, fat but not greasy.

4 1, I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

42. Don't tell me how nice she is. Why didn't you tell me that I took care of you?

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

I have never forgotten you, but I can't remember what kind of face you have.

45. Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper.

46. My heart is so small, how can I accommodate people like you?

Not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

48. If there is love in the sky, it will be old and my sisters will be knocked down.

49. Whenever I want to cherish it, you fucking leave first.

Don't come if your smile is low.

1, the real China people will not give up every inch of land easily, because the real China people don't have an inch of land.

2. Disciple, I didn't expect you to win this Millennium Snow Lotus by mistake. Can increase the cultivation of Jiazi. Here, give it to you.

As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world.

It is dangerous to swim in the wild alone. It's best to go together. There is one more person on the road and one more concern.

5. Pour a ladle of wine into a bucket of sewage, and you will get a bucket of sewage; Pour a gourd ladle of sewage into a bucket of wine, and you will get a good beating.

6. Your parents raised you as a princess for more than 20 years. You don't just let you be wronged in front of men. You have to negotiate the price first!

7, pa, is a very complete word: mouth and hands.

8. Do you think I'm easy? Four-level complaints. Band 6 shrugged and replied, forget it. I'm sorry, too.

9. Jing M.Guo's company perfectly explained the barrel theory: the shortest one decides everything.

10, the Japanese delegation just apologized to the Olympic Organizing Committee, saying that they just learned that shooting in people's faces is not allowed.

1 1. Shooting is the fairest event for the judges of the London Olympic Games, probably because the players have guns in their hands.

12, money is just a cloud to monks, teacher, make a price!

13. As soon as Confucius saw a young man with good qualifications, he would pat him on the shoulder with a smile and say, Come and see me in Confucianism when you are free.

14, Wang Anshi and Sima Guang have been at odds politically. It is said that Sima Guang smashed his jar when he was a child.

15, Wen Hui! Wenhui! Listen! I'm peeing.

16, women's mood: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on shopping.

17, if you want to be unknown, unless you are careful.

18, the day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

19, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

20. Online, etc. , quite urgent. The hungry spider said.

2 1, boss, come and load the rat slices! -Cats

22. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. He asks you for a debt, and the other party is willing to kill him.

23. The story of Chang 'e and Hou Yi tells us that a woman who takes drugs and a man who likes to shoot outside will have no result.

24. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Xiao Mu. Later, she had breast augmentation, and everyone called her Xiao Shu.

25. The symbols that thieves often use to step on the spot are posted on the Internet. Disappointingly, none of the symbols means "there is a lonely young woman at home".

26. The books you buy are like the people you like, and some of them will always fall into the hands of friends.

27, Cold Food Festival Tomb-Sweeping Day, April 4th and April 5th two festivals together, is to commemorate a pair of lovers named "cold" and "Ming".

28. Xiaohua is older than her sister 12 years old. Four years later, her sister was just twice the age of Xiaohua. Please ask for her contact information.

29. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.