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When Xiao Zhang came to Xingxin with his partners, Ye Xiu was helping the guild to fight for the boss. He was so busy participating in the battle with two accounts that one person was almost left behind after playing with two accounts.

Chen Guo brought the person in a little awkwardly and called him. Ye Xiu responded without looking back: "Wait a minute, the boss is going to have red blood."

This is very embarrassing.

Xiao Zhang is the coroner of the Alliance H City branch. He came to Xingxin because there was something wrong with a ticket issued a few days ago. The ticket was issued to Luo Ji, the executor - because Xingxin's current captain Su Mucheng is a female player and does not belong to the same disciplinary system as the male players, and Xingxin's other captain Wei Chen during this period He happened to take leave and leave the team, so in the end the job fell to Ye Xiu.

The day after the ticket was issued, the sub-station received Ye Xiu’s completion feedback, which clearly stated that 20/40 had been implemented, and then asked them to bring the sub-station’s information with them when they came to inspect the sentence. The executioner, he will do the rest.

... He seems to be the first person to confess his mistakes so neatly, and there is an inexplicable sense of righteousness and no regrets between the lines. Xiao Zhang looked at the completion feedback on the screen and suddenly remembered that the league had not issued a fine to Ye Xiu yet. It seemed that a new record was going to be set today.

After wandering like this for a while, Ye Xiu finally got the boss. He let out a sigh of relief, raised his hand to remove the cigarette cartridge from the corner of his mouth, flicked the ashes, took the last puff and put it out in the ashtray. Inside, he clasped his hands behind his back and stretched.

"As soon as Old Wei left, the job of robbing the boss was left to us. Without him as a wretched undercover, it would be a lot of trouble." Ye Xiu joked into the earphone, "The follow-up will be Thank you for your hard work, Lao Wu, I have something to do here, so I’ll leave first.” After saying that, I really logged out of the two accounts, took off my headphones and put them on the table, turned around and looked at him with a serious face, and I was embarrassed for a long time. The two people smiled and waved their hands, as if they were testing whether they could see themselves: "Come back to your senses and get back to work."

Xiao Zhang felt that he might not have met someone today. Got the weirdest ticket in the league. He has been working at the H City branch for several years, and the tickets he handled originally were from Excellent Era's team members. The less courageous ones, such as Zhang Jiaxing, who became nervous before even speaking, and Guo Yang, who had a calm personality and acknowledgment of mistakes. Good thing, Sun Xiang's little ancestor was still blushing and hesitating for a long time. Xingxin's team members have always been very well-behaved in the past two years. The first person to be fined was Bao Rongxing, the bastard, and the tense atmosphere was completely eliminated by his troubles.

Luo Ji's ticket was Xingxin's second, and Ye Xiu got the third one right after. Logically speaking, there is nothing particularly wrong. Everyone likes the captain or senior to carry out the execution. After all, the executioner can be more ruthless than these people. Xiao Zhang also had a look of helplessness on his face. He felt that he couldn't put on a serious and intimidating face in front of Ye Xiu. He sighed and frowned and looked at the shapeless person sitting on the chair: "Ye Shen, you... everyone... Captain's authority takes precedence. How can you call me a criminal officer just by opening your mouth?"

In the end, Ye Xiu laughed angrily: "Captain's authority? Old Wei is not here, Mucheng is a girl, H. Who else in the city has the authority to be the captain? Qiu Fei? "

...It's really a fantasy. Let's just dream about handing Ye Xiu's ticket to Qiu Fei. Xiao Zhang cursed why he hadn't thought of this, and then continued with the procedure.

"Can Ye Shen tell me the reason for the insufficient number? The sub-station needs to record it for the alliance to archive."

"Because the fine is too heavy, the purpose of criminal liability It's a warning and education, not intentional harm. I think half of it is enough." Ye Xiu crossed his legs and lit another cigarette leisurely, speaking at a slower pace, but obviously leaving no room for interruption. . "If this ticket was issued to Qiu Fei, it would be considered normal. If it was issued to Baozi, I don't think it is enough, but if it is given to Luo Ji - and Yifan and Xiao An, it is a bit much.

Players are also very similar to their own account occupations. We really cannot treat them equally when issuing tickets. Otherwise, think about it, can Han Wenqing and Yu Wenzhou be the same standard? Is that appropriate? "

Xiao Zhang opened his mouth with black lines on his head, "But Ye Shen, the alliance's reward and punishment rules -"

"I participated in the formulation, I know. "Ye Xiu nodded, "So actually I am also responsible. Everyone had considered this issue when we first formulated it. However, in the first season, there were not many guys who played squishy professions. The most squishy ones were Warlocks, and Lao Wei. With such a temperament, this matter will be put aside for the time being. There were a lot of newcomers in the fourth season, so a few of us brought it up again, but it was still because there were too few crispy skins and we dropped it. Originally, the proportion of commoners and leather armor among the newcomers in the eighth season was much higher, which was a good opportunity. As a result, I left the team again, and the matter has been postponed until now. "

"So Ye Shen wants to appeal to the alliance? "Xiao Zhang looked confused. Is there any place in the league where Ye Shen is not involved? He has even mixed up the rules of rewards and punishments. This textbook is too comprehensive.

"I want to appeal. Why are you being asked to lead the executioners? Ye Xiu looked surprised, "Let's settle this matter first." Have you had any other tickets recently? "

"No more for now. "Xiao Zhang shook his head.

"Oh, that's okay. I'll go to the alliance headquarters later to solve this remaining problem as soon as possible so that no more children will be unlucky. "While talking, Ye Xiu finished smoking another cigarette, put it out and threw it in the ashtray. He stood up, yawned and walked to the door to take a look. He turned around and said, "The disposal room is empty. You also brought the criminal officer. We are here. Just start? "

"Ye Shen, do you remember that the punishment for someone else is doubled? "Xiao Zhang saw that he still looked lazy and not nervous at all, and began to worry that he had misremembered the number, "Don't you need to explain something to the team? "

"Remember. I'm not nervous myself. Why are you so nervous? Are you my fan? "Ye Xiu joked, taking out the items from the pockets of his team uniform—cigarette cases, lighters, keys, etc.—and placing them on the table. "If you have anything to explain, I've already retired. I won't show up for a few days." Do not delay the team's normal training. Can you leave? "

"This is the first time I have issued a ticket so... passively. "Xiao Zhang couldn't help but complain.

"Maybe it's because I have always been the executor? "Ye Xiu guessed thoughtfully, "It's my first time to be beaten, so please bear with me if there is any violation of the rules. "

"...Ye Shen, can you stop talking..."

Xingxin's disposal room is the same as the team's other hardware facilities. It is relatively simple, except for the unified standard tools. Outside, there was only a lone A-shaped torture frame leaning against the wall. It was clear that the wall would be the only support without this one.

He had never been beaten, but he had beaten others. Ye Xiu still knew the rules. Yes, I entered the processing room, closed the door, and stretched my body after sitting for a long time. I took the tools on the ticket and handed them to the prison officer. I consciously removed my clothes and leaned against the torture rack. The process was as natural as eating and drinking. Xiao Zhang glanced at the criminal officer who was partnering with him, and his face was full of helplessness. It was probably because everyone who faced Ye Shen felt that he was unknowingly being dominated by him, and he made two strokes with his short whip. The sound of wind whizzed behind Ye Xiu and prompted: "One time every six seconds, one group of ten times, and the interval between two groups is half a minute. Can we start? ”

Ye Xiu slumped his shoulders and twisted his neck, nodded, and leaned on the torture frame without moving.

The short whip came down with it the first time. With 100% strength, Master Tactician Xiu Lingguang's mind went blank for a moment because he was caught off guard. He held the crossbar of the torture frame with both hands for a few seconds before he felt the pain coming up behind him. It was not too severe. But before it could be completely dissipated, it was left behind by the next blow.

This is one of the reasons why everyone likes to prioritize the captain's authority to solve problems. Ye Xiu began to deliberately let himself get distracted.

The criminal officers at the alliance branch are so professional. They implement the minimum harm and maximum pain very well. The mechanical movements and cold attitude make people feel that this is a complete punishment, but not everyone can do it. Those who automatically reflect under the stick - Ordinary members of the team more often need education and guidance with communication.

Each scar is almost close to the previous one, making maximum use of the limited area without overlapping. Such a precise technique is better than many professional players, and the league does not know where to start from. Where did you find this group of people? After a short break after the first group, Ye Xiu tilted his head and leaned on the torture rack, looking at the executioner who had just changed directions and moved diagonally behind him. He looked about the same age as himself, with a focused look and no expression. Zhang Xinjie without glasses.

While he was wandering around, the other side that had not been whipped just now felt a sharp pain. Ye Xiu trembled and quickly folded his head again. Switching sides and starting again feels different from before. Maybe the body is slowly adapting to the pain, and it is not as unbearable as before. However, the pain continues to spread in the places where the spankings were done in the previous group. It is impossible to tell the end of the pain. Is it better or worse. The short whip is strong and short, unlike a cane or a long whip. The pain is wedged into the skin and flesh accurately like a nail board and then slowly rebounds, like a tide, one wave after another, slowly eating away at the pain. nerves.

The second set was over. Even Ye Xiu himself didn't know when his breathing started to become like this. It was not only chaotic but also heavy. This time, he no longer had the energy to watch the excitement. The footsteps behind him showed that the criminal officer returned to the direction of the first group. It seemed that the alliance's criminal officers could not solve the problem of not having intact skins to attack after a certain number. Ye Xiu only punished Luo Ji halfway and stopped for this reason. When the new scars began to cover the old scars, the pain would not simply be superimposed. Not all professional players are suitable for such a severe punishment, unless it is specifically to punish them. Injury affects training and competition.

Except for the Battle Mage of the War Spear style, the Mage class is not very hard to begin with, and the Summoner is the most fragile one, almost the same as the Guardian Angel. It's not suitable for a tool-heavy profession. If he really hits the target, he might not be able to train for more than half a month. Even though he's not Xingxin's main force in every game, the loss is too big.

As expected, the third group of scars covered the old scars. When the short whip fell, the original material could not be felt at all. It only felt like a knife cut. The slight redness and swelling that had originally dissipated appeared at the overlapping area. It turned white, then quickly turned blue and purple, and even dark red blood spots appeared in some places. There was no brief blank of consciousness when each of the first two rounds fell, and the senses were completely seized by pain. The thin team uniform T-shirt was quickly soaked with cold sweat and stuck to his back, revealing the muscles containing amazing strength. They were tense at the moment, his spine was sunken, his shoulder blades were abnormally bulging, and his forehead was pressed against a higher torture point. He was standing on the crossbar, his neck stiffly straightened.

Xiao Zhang, who was in charge of the prison sentence, looked at Ye Xiu's appearance and suddenly remembered that when he first joined the alliance, it was the year when God of War One Autumn Leaf was at its peak. At that time, this person was still called Ye. Qiu, who has always only appeared in the public eye as an account, has a sinister and majestic look in his hand. He kills all directions on the battlefield as if he is in a deserted place, and there seems to be a murderous aura visible to the naked eye floating around his body.

Ye Xiu guessed correctly, this coroner was indeed his fan, and he chose the H City branch of the alliance just to meet him. Ye Xiu has never been ticketed, but the tickets of other members of Excellent Era still have to go through his hands. Xiao Zhang also had several opportunities to meet the God of War who had separated from his account image, and gradually discovered that this person is also a person in normal times. He has a very casual temper, nothing scary, but he has the gentleness of a good-tempered senior, at least much gentler than Tyranny's captain.

Whether it is a battle mage of the spear style or a fast-attack Sanren, the account character controlled by Ye Xiu has always been the toughest profession in the alliance. Even if he is retired now, his own skills are still extremely high. Okay, even after beating like this until the end of the third group, I was still a little exhausted. All my body weight was pressed on the torture frame, my head hung down and I was panting hard, and my every breath was interrupted by the unstoppable trembling of my body.

The half-minute interval seemed not enough at this time. Before Ye Xiu had time to calm down his breathing, the knife-like pain on the other side started to burn again, and a cry of pain was suppressed by him. In the end, there was only a muffled groan in his throat, and his back was slightly arched into a dangerous arc, like a big cat ready to go. It gave people the illusion that this person without any restraints on his body would be injured in the next second. People may be unable to maintain their current posture due to excessive pain.

Unfortunately, neither of these situations happened. Ye Xiu didn't make any sound until the end, and even slowly relaxed his tense body and returned to the torture frame to receive the last few whips. After the fourth group was over, the three people in the treatment room breathed a sigh of relief. Ye Xiu leaned on the crossbar for a while, slumped his shoulders, twisted his neck, and turned around as if nothing was wrong.

"Is it okay?" There was some subtle weakness in the voice, and the breath was not yet stable, but it was much better than other team members who had suffered to this extent, and he could even reach out and touch his forehead. With his sweat-dampened hair, he smiled at the prison officer who had just done something to him. "Then I'm going to get dressed?"

Xiao Zhang nodded hurriedly, and then awkwardly lowered his head to write the ticket feedback form in his hand. He couldn't wait to write each word for ten seconds and took a long time to write it. After that, when he raised his head again, Ye Xiu looked like the same casual person who didn't care about anything six minutes ago. He was wearing his team uniform jacket carelessly. Apart from his face being a little pale, his lips were bitten with blood marks. Not holding a cigarette.

"...It's a good thing that the alliance has seniors like you." Xiao Zhang hesitated, but honestly expressed his admiration.

Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows in surprise. After looking at him for a while, he smiled and said, "I've seen you before, right? When I was in Excellent Era?"

"Ye Shen, do you still remember me?!" Xiao Zhang instantly felt the satisfaction of having his idol turn over his brand.

"I'm impressed." Ye Xiu couldn't help but smile. As he opened the door and walked out, he turned to look at the criminal officer next to him. "This guy is unfamiliar, but he doesn't seem to be a novice anymore. Which branch did you transfer here?"

"Originally from Q City"

"Oh..." Ye Xiu sighed meaningfully and lowered his voice to pretend to be mysterious. , "Have you ever beaten Lao Han?"

"...I wasn't there at that time."

"That's really a pity." Ye Xiu shook his head with an incomprehensible expression. .

Chen Guo, who was worried, had been waiting for any movement from the processing room in a room opposite. When she saw three people coming out, she breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then she realized why Ye Xiu seemed to be fine, and why? Have a good conversation with others? Luo Ji, who had been beaten twenty times by him, was still lying on his stomach?

Is it Luo Ji who is too brittle or Ye Xiu who is too tough? Chen Guo fell into deep confusion.

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The alliance reward and punishment rules have been updated and discarded The original one-size-fits-all sentencing method is based on the original sentencing number and is weighted twice to calculate the final sentencing number based on the different character professions controlled by the players:

x2.0: Mad Swordsman, Boxer, Rogue, Knight

x1.5: Battle Mage (Spear), Magic Swordsman, Gunslinger, Qigong Master, Judo, Swordsman (Epee)

x1.0: Elemental Mage, Magic scholar, swordsman (tachi), sharpshooter, ammunition expert, mechanic, ninja, exorcist, ghost swordsman (ghost slaying), battle mage (staff), thief (combat thief)

x0 .7: Summoner, Ghost Swordsman (Array Ghost), Assassin, Rogue (Normal), Warlock, Swordsman (Lightsaber), Guardian Angel

x0.5: Priest

It can be said that some people wanted to cry and others laughed, which is gratifying and congratulatory.