Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I haven't said hello to my friends for a long time.

I haven't said hello to my friends for a long time.

I haven't said hello to my friends for a long time.

1, the wind blows, and the witness of friendship cannot be brushed away; When the rain stops, it can't wash away the accompanying traces; Flowers bloom and fall, but youth cannot wither. Friend, I wish you happiness!

2, friendship is like a tree, many trees can shelter from the wind and rain; Family is like water, and clear water can warm people's hearts; Love is like wine. Alcohol can nourish life. May friends lie in the shade and taste the wine made of water.

3. Food name: Happiness brand orange juice. Ingredients: Happy Orange, Lucky Flesh, Healthy Sugar. Protect the environment: put it in your heart. Efficacy: Surrounded by happiness. Applicable people: my friends.

There are always too many feelings in life. Unforgettable is your bright smile, which accompanied me through confusion and impulse, and gave you my blessing through the cool Xia Feng. May you be happy every day!

The bell interrupted your dream. It won't kill you to read my message. No need to comb your hair and wash your face. Hurry up and pick up your mobile phone and send a warm blessing: happy every day, full of joy.

6. Greeting is a ship full of friendship and trust. When it is calm, it stays quietly in its harbor. Only when the wind and rain hit will we sail and break the waves. May you be happy!

7. Early summer is coming, the sun is shining, and the days of birds and flowers are wonderful; Good friends, love is not old, a miss looks around; Send blessings, pray with your heart, and happiness will be with you. May I be happy every day!

Although the sky is rainy, it is beautiful because of the rainbow. Although the earth is dry, it is full of vitality because of the rain; Although life is helpless, it is full of vitality because of the existence of friends!

9. Once we were destined to meet, but now we live far apart. Recalling the years of that year, I have a lot of thoughts. At home, look far away, brother, don't forget to add clothes. Good health, happy family, every year!

10, friendship is like a tree, one more tree can shelter from the wind and rain; Family is like water, and clear water can warm people's hearts; Love is like wine. Alcohol can nourish life. May friends lie in the shade and taste the wine made of water!

1 1, the hot summer is coming, and the memories of the past are very good. The drizzle turned into acacia and fell into sleep. The breeze turns into a blessing, smoothing your busyness. Years are long, I just want to say to you: Have a good mood!

12, Buddha gave me a chance to speak my mind boldly, so I said loudly: What I want is to make this person who reads short messages happy every day and everything goes well!

13. You have the best health, the best popularity, the most beautiful face and the deepest friendship. My blessing is the truest. I wish you happiness, happiness and good luck.

14, I want to invite you to dinner in case you gain weight; I want to invite you to tea, but I am afraid it is too light; I want to invite you to climb the mountain, for fear that you are afraid of heights; I want you to take the Tiangong-1 space trip, but it's really impossible. I will send you a text message, wishing you happiness!

15, you didn't contact me for such a long time, and you still trembled with pain after spending a dime. You don't talk to me when you're not upset. I'll hide when I'm romantic, and I'll be a cheapskate when I'm lucky! Remember: share your happiness with me often in the future!

16, send you 1 1 happiness, 22 smiles, 33 good luck, 44 happiness, 55 sweetness, 66 Universiade, 77 peace, 88 auspiciousness, 99 happiness, 100 health. I wish you eternal youth!

17, my message came gently. With my gentle greetings, you read it gently. I hope you can smile gently. Your gentle smile is my gentle blessing. I wish you happiness!

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19, good song, relaxed and happy; A greeting, warm and intimate; A hug, moving and comfortable; A smile, sweet happiness; A short message, wishing you happiness. May my short message bring you warm wishes!

20. May the sun light up your future, may the rain and dew wash away your troubles, may the breeze bring you fragrance, may the stars send you good dreams, and may short messages make you feel comfortable; I wish you happiness and health!

2 1, I have helped you overcome your troubles, and it doesn't love you at all; At the same time, I help you scold your sadness and make it stop being romantic; Only happiness allows me to send you this message: it is willing to accompany you all your life!

22, reward order: catch a smile, catch a prize and you will be happy for a lifetime, catch ten prizes and you will be happy for a lifetime, catch a hundred prizes and you will always be safe and smooth, and reply "Smile with me" after catching it. Act quickly and laugh first!

23. Don't always look around and ignore the companies around you; Don't always think that it is better to wait in front, but in the end you will regret it again and again. Cherish what you have, and tolerate what you have, regardless of advantages and disadvantages. May you cherish and have a happy love!

24. When a mouse falls in love with rice, it will eat it in one bite. When a tsunami meets a storm, it will shake the earth. When the sky fell in love with Colombia, the wreckage floated. When I meet you, I will put the moth to the fire, hopeless, and love you forever.

25, love, will be closely linked to each other, fate let each other hold hands, trust let each other help each other. A good marriage lasts forever, and a good husband and wife get along well for a hundred years. May lovers in the world join hands for a hundred years and last forever.

26, the most wanted gas is luck; The water I want to drink most is salary; The most wanted flower is the rich flower; The horse I want to ride most is a dark horse; What I want to do most is to be happy; The most sincere letter is short message. The best blessing is your happiness!

27. Send you a gust of wind and blow your troubles to the outside of the cloud nine; Send you a rainstorm, so that your sadness will not come again; Give you a thunder, and you will be too scared to step forward. I wish you: I am so happy!

28. The content of this short message is cool coded, which can absorb the cool factor, shield the solar radiation and send it in dog days. Reading can be centered, storage can reduce fire, and forwarding effect can be doubled. It can also eliminate boredom and increase friendship.

29. This message is a heat wave! May you have Buffett's financial resources, Furong's compact figure, the social status of the five bars, the enthusiasm of grabbing the salt tide, the wealth of the imperial city, and the same happiness as the longer the house price!

30. There are many blessings, but the scale can't move; How long is the greeting time? A ruler cannot measure it. Thanks for the support of friends all the way, let the graceful sunshine bring you joy and happiness as always! Have a nice weekend!

3 1, how to spend the weekend? Watermelon skin on your head, a big mat under your feet, ice cream in your left hand, herbal tea in your right hand, an electric fan hanging around your waist, nothing to whistle, boring to sleep in the refrigerator, how to cool down, this is how you should spend the weekend!

32. Monday is pale, Tuesday is listless, Wednesday is full of helplessness, Thursday is slightly expected, Friday is heroic, Saturday is leisurely, and Sunday begins to decline. The weekend is so short, enjoy it!

33. The weekend has finally come again. Put aside all troubles! Sleep, sleep, soak the net; Chat, go shopping; Listen to music and forget your troubles; Friend, talk to your heart! I wish my friends a carefree and happy weekend.

34. Home is peaceful and serene, and looks like a fairy; Music is soothing, wine is singing and dancing. The sun and the moon complement each other, leaving a message wishing you infinite affection, and the breeze will send you cool as you wish. Wish your dream come true and be happy every day!

35, send you a vest to keep you warm and not catch a cold; Send you a pillow, insomnia will never be found; Give you a watch, go to bed early and get up early for good health; Send you a good mood and be happy and young every day! Health care is very important, and it should be done bit by bit. Wish you all the best!

36, a week is not long, I miss you so much that my heart itches. Contact information should be sent frequently, and it is very important to suppress feelings. Life is only a few decades, and friends wish you happiness every day, accompanied by health and safety forever!

37. The fragrance of flowers is my fragrant whisper, the morning glow is my brilliant call, the stream is my deep expectation, the stars are my beautiful wishes, the moonlight is my gentle wishes, dear friends, I wish you a happy angel every day.

38. With the sunshine and happy mood in the morning, a new day has begun again. On this new day, my dear friend, I miss you again. I will send you a short message, wishing you health, happiness and beauty.

39. Turn on the phone and smile, because my blessing comes first. Although there is not much time to get together, there will be no less concern in my heart. Now I just want to tell you: I really miss you. Come back and invite me to dinner.

40. My mind is full of good memories; Emotion, polished by years; Friendship is mellow because of time fermentation; Friendship has been forged like iron by years. Friend, wherever you are, I wish you happiness forever!

I haven't sent a circle of friends for a long time.

1, such tangled feelings have haunted me for many years, but I still smiled.

2, don't pretend in front of me, put away your hypocrisy.

It's not that I am unhappy, but that I want too much.

Our love has been wandering at the crossroads.

I will wait for you to put my heart back.

6. Sunflowers will still think about the sun quietly after the rain.

7. The road ahead is steep, but I know that as long as you are there, any difficulties will become a thing of the past.

8. It is my sorrow to miss you, and it is my sorrow to miss you.

9. I smiled blankly, but I couldn't cry.

10, I want to draw a spongebob to accompany me, because I am afraid that you will leave.

1 1. I didn't understand what this meant until I met you. The poor must have compassion.

12, sometimes, sleeping is also a kind of enjoyment.

13, next stop, will you go?

14, I want you to be the happiest man and let you know that it is not wrong to choose me.

15, some words can't be said, just like some words, they can't be firmly held.

16, I thought it wouldn't hurt. Why can't tears stop flowing?

17, there must be results if you pay, but it's not me waiting for you.

18, I really want to point to my heart and tell you that there is no you here.

19. The school is a prison and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.

20. I feel like a clown, being laughed at by others.

2 1, the sentence buried in my heart, I love you, how can you not understand?

22, strict vegetarian diet, just to cover up the sadness in my heart.

23. You not only ruined my people, my heart, but also that loyal feeling.

In fact, I miss you without you.

25. What will life be like if I leave you?

26. How can I not be sad when you are so happy?

27, strange city, empty room, shouting like a break, silently bolting.

I don't want us to be strangers. You know that's not what I want.

29. I can't find anyone to love, and I would rather live a life without a fixed place.

30. I like a piece of music for a while, and I miss it for a while after listening to it.

3 1, missing is a sand dune piled up one by one, and it is a bit of the past.

32. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

33. Smile is bitter, because my heart is cold.

34. Now I have no color and no feeling.

35. I am not picky. I just have an attitude that I'd rather be short of things, that's all.

36. Even without the original love, you still wish me all the best.

37. The neon ferris wheel has our undying love.

38. Walking silently in the rain, thinking of the man who once held his left hand.

Reading people's mood is a very tiring job.

40. Am I asking too far-fetched, or am I living in despair?

4 1, a careless person who always hurts others' hearts! I wish I could forgive myself! Unintentional but always sad!

42. Just simply believe that there is some sadness in the bones and some elusive peace.

43. In everyone's life, some people are very nice, but they can't stay together all the time.

44. I just disappeared, waiting for the next rebirth.

I can stand anything, but the only thing I can't stand is being misunderstood.

46. Always imagine that you are crying, and then your eyes will gradually get wet.

47. I finally made up my mind to put you in the group of ordinary friends, and I won't give up or miss you.

48. Is the top of the Eiffel Tower hiding the happiness I want?

49. It's not that I don't miss you, but that I don't know how to face you.

50. When prosperity is exhausted, it is a belated encounter.

5 1, the wind blew away, and a year passed like this.

52. I don't expect you to think of me, just occasionally think of me and chat with me.

Everything is as beautiful as a fairy tale, too wonderful to be described in words.

54. Bury a city and turn off all the lights.

55. I want to watch it lighter and lighter until I don't want to watch it.

56. If I like it, I will bring tears, then I would rather return it.

A strong woman will cry, but she will never give up.

58. I always fantasize that one day you only belong to me.

59. Spend the long night quietly, don't sleep and let go of your thoughts.

60. Only I can see my stubborn pursuit, but I hope I am not wrong.

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1, the most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

2, sleep or not listen in class, but learning is still good.

You are disgusted when your heart is broken. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?

Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

Couples grab a lot in the class, but I think it's better to be single, isn't it?

6. Don't pin your happiness on others. True happiness must come from yourself.

I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.

8. Your sympathetic love. Mushrooms keep me cool. Not sparse. Han.

9. Don't think you are important. I can still live without you, and my life is more exciting!

10, remember, you will regret it one day.

1 1. If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap it. Resistance is better than tears.

12, I don't want so many excellent people, I just want you.

13, the most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: smoking is harmful to health!

14, he is fine without me. What qualifications do I have?

15, let me down, I will send you away.

16, why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive, and you will sleep after death.

17, not everyone can make waves in my heart.

18, since you know it well, why should every sentence be sensational?

19. Being single is good. You can have an affair with whoever you want.

20. Don't say how brilliant you will be in the future. Without hard work, everything is empty talk.

2 1, honey, you played with my best friend, so I can only play with your brother.

22. I'd rather be a woman in a group of men than play with my head in a group of women.

23, ambiguous away from me, really close to me.

24. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word brother.

25. Money is for dogs, heart is for girlfriends and life is for brothers.

26. The feeling of breaking up without saying a few words to others is not feelings at all.

27, women are books, men are pigs, never expect pigs to read!

28. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

29, I have, perfect me, you are indispensable.

30, I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, it's none of your business, are you jealous or envious.

3 1, break up and become friends, and no longer serve.

There are all kinds of dogs behind me.

33. Because of you, I am covered with thorns. You have no right to say pain.

If you regret it, don't come to me. Even if I can't find more love, I won't choose you.

If you don't have the potential to be a lovely girl, you must have the consciousness of being a woman.

36. The more arrogant people are, the more modest they are, and the more incompetent they are.

37. Prostitutes are melodramatic and prostitutes are affectionate.

38. I would rather be lonely than be fettered by others.

39. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

40. When I am my brother, I will cherish it all my life. If I'm not my brother, don't pretend to be forced in front of me.

4 1, how can you learn to bully people without learning from scum?

42. You have your brotherhood and I have my sisterhood.

43. spell what I want. Make what I don't have!

44. No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate a person's taboo. ...

45. Be smart, wipe your eyes and see the bitch's face clearly.

46. You will never understand my love.

47, black eyeliner, red mouth, oh, my grass, all your mother's head thread.

48, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.

49. As long as you give me glory, I will be crazy!

I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say regret.

Tell me if you haven't had a big meal for a long time.

1, I haven't taken a selfie for a long time, I haven't seen a movie for a long time, I haven't eaten a big meal, I haven't been shopping for a long time, I haven't seen you at work for a long time, I have been in the emergency department, I have been busy, I have been looking forward to it, and I have been thinking about you.

2, the anniversary, or to celebrate and commemorate, I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, I want to eat slowly!

3. People who can't cook are tired of take-out in Fiona Fang Shili. They haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, and they haven't put poison in it. They can only live on instant noodles. be homesick

4. I have a disease of not having enough to eat. Is it because I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time? What should I do?

5. I haven't exercised for a long time, haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, and haven't traveled for a long time. Why? It's not that I don't have time, it's because, it's because of one word, poverty.

6. I am a hungry wolf. I haven't had a big meal for a long time. My wife wants to eat a lot.

7. I haven't seen a movie for a long time, haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, and I can't imagine what it's like to be together for a long time. I seem to be hollowed out by life. I want to be romantic and love more, but I can't control my bad temper.

It seems that I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, and I don't want to get fat, but I will get fat if I don't eat.

9. It seems that I haven't come out for a big meal for a long time. I haven't eaten such a big seafood for a long time.

10, I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, so greedy! I just want to find a family that can make me explode! Nobody fights with me! Delicious to the sky! The most important thing is that there is no such expensive restaurant!

1 1, I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, and suddenly I feel that I haven't eaten such delicious food for a long time. Mom, I'm sorry. Actually, your cooking is delicious!

12, I haven't eaten spicy food for three days, which is too painful. I haven't had a big meal for a long time. It's too painful.

13, I am so hungry. I feel like I haven't had a big meal for a long time. I miss the old days.

14, I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time! I am very satisfied with my food! Happy, happy!

15, I haven't had a big meal for a long time. This is the only small meal in a big meal.

16, I really want to eat big fish and big meat. I haven't had a big meal for a long time. I only eat light food every day. I can't take it anymore.

17, seeing my delicious photos, it's not because I'm eating, but because I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time.

18, I haven't seen a movie for a long time. I haven't had a big meal for a long time. I haven't been out to play for a long time.

19, I haven't taken photos for a long time, I haven't eaten a big meal for a long time, I haven't gone out for a walk for a long time, I haven't made progress for a long time, and I will be more and more sad.