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Happy Singles' Day to my sisters.

1. Blow a lovesick wind, the next moist rain, pick a bunch of sunshine that warms you and a bunch of stars that shine on you-hehe, don't be depressed on Singles' Day, I'll pick the sun and stars for you: Dong! Give me a punch, and you, Starlight Glimmer, look beautiful.

2. If you have love, you won't be surrounded by loneliness, and if you have love, you won't be single. Friends, Singles Day, drive away troubles and laugh happily. I wish you an early embrace of love and happiness!

This is a special day. I sent this message to you specially. Happy Singles' Day!

4. Sunshine warms your heart; Moonlight, light up your side; Starlight, soothe your chest. May all the light in heaven and earth bring you endless glory. Happy Singles Day!

I sell breakfast. Early this morning, I specially launched a Singles' Day package with four fried dough sticks and one egg, which caused a sensation in this street and has been sold until now.

6. On Singles Day, I wish you trouble, sadness, luck, happiness and happiness. Happy Singles Day!

7. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, cats are pregnant, and puppies have babies. What are you waiting for? May you find the other half as soon as possible and stay with you for life!

8. I accidentally broke into your love and found the biggest net in the world, so you couldn't get out. I accidentally fell in love with you. Singles Day wish: I hope to be a couple with you tomorrow!

9. I just graduated from school and am single again! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single!