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Talk about the personality of Xueba and Xueba, and funny sentences related to Xueba and Xueba.

1. Even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit it into a sweater.

2. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, I was absolutely dumbfounded by the speed at which I handed in my papers.

3. Schoolmaster's achievements in sunbathing, goddess sunbathing for self-portraits, local tyrants sunbathing for money, models sunbathing for figure, and Laozi sunbathing.

4. Schoolmasters use their homework written all night, and school scum can finish it as soon as they read it early.

5. the meaning of academic scum: dress beautifully, eat well, and answer the paper in vain, which is the bottom of academic hegemony.

6. The scum tells the scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to the scum, which is like it; The scum tells the schoolmaster a topic, which is love; Xueba gives Xueba a lecture, which is the exam soon.

7. Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is.

8. if I spend all my eating time studying, then I will not only become a skinny person, but also a schoolmaster.

9. What girls need now is not a prince, but a master of mathematics and physics.

1. I hope to be a master in learning, and I will never leave my head. I will take me to self-study, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.

11. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning, and writing hard, just to help the schoolmaster come to the bottom.

12. Turn off the mode of eating goods, and start the mode of learning tyrants. Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function.

13. Learning gods are brushing problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

14. There is a kind of bully called other people's children.

15. I just want to know about Xueba: What happened in your junior high school, which reduced you to my school.

16. What is a sense of security? That is, after finishing the question, Xueba read the same answer as you.

17. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, the schoolmaster is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the table of contents.

18. Originally, my dream was to become a schoolmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

19. I think I fall in love with you (I think I have fallen in love with you). What are you talking about at the same table of Xueba?

2. Blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba to break the seal.

21. Xueba will never understand that the scum read books not to get high grades, but to get better grades.

22. Schoolmaster is like Wifi during the exam. People within 1 meters of Fiona Fang are full of people who want passwords.

23. Heaven will demote himself to Sri Lanka, and he must first turn off his mobile phone, stop his traffic, steal his account and unplug his network cable, so as to bid farewell to the scum and become a schoolmaster.

24. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

25. I used to be an academic bully, until one day I wanted to see the world of academic scum, and as a result, I couldn't find my way back.

26. It's obvious that the school scum system has to start some school bully mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a special card.

27. I will always like you until I become a schoolmaster.

28. I asked Xueba how to get 14 in math, and he said that just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. That's enough! !

29. The scum is bitter and tired. I can't sleep before the exam, and I can't do it at all. After the exam, I am very decadent. I have to kneel down to Xueba, who said that he can't do it at all. As a result, the exam is all right!

3. I want a steady score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home in a pile of students.

31. In fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.

32. The teacher told Xueba never to get close to Xueba, and the teacher told Xueba to get closer to Xueba.

33. Why do you want to be a bully? Because I don't want her to ask others questions. Why do you want to be a scum? Because I want to ask him questions.