Tell me 50 shocking and funny humorous sentences.

1, school, although you got my people, you can't get my heart.

2. When I paid the phone bill, I found that my words were valuable.

3. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

4, some people, seriously make you uncomfortable, and some people owe you a toothache.

People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

6. Teacher, I have been saving my homework all summer, and I feel something. Let's not hand it in.

7. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

8. My advantages are: I am a lady; But my shortcoming is that my lady is not obvious.

9. People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most.

10, I had an English listening class, and the only thing I could understand was the first few words of Chinese.

1 1. Take a black-and-white photo of your appearance, frame it in your heart, and light some incense when you miss you.

12, who hasn't died in life since ancient times, why die together?

13. When I was a child, my mother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

14, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

15, you are my father, I am your grandfather, sort it out mathematically, I am still your father.

16. Come to me when no one wants you, and I will tell you that I don't want you either.

17, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.

18, man struggles upwards as long as he is not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

19, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

20. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

2 1. How much money do you have in your bag? Give me a kilo.

22, sometimes patronize the refrigerator at night, just want to know if it is good.

23. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

24, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.

25. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

26. Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .

28, people are awesome, I will not pay back if I say no!

29. School, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

30. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

3 1, some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the painless abortion discount.

32. The biggest lie in this world is: "Lend me a napkin", saying that it is borrowed, but no one has ever returned it.

I'm not pretending to be a gentleman. Although my integrity always looks suspicious.

I only do two things in my life: don't do this and don't do that.

35. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

36, don't look at me black, I have someone to chase, don't look at you white, you can't play.

37. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

38. Miss's beard looks so euphemistic that she must be a good family.

39. Ideals are like underwear. You should have them. But you can't prove it to everyone.

40. "Your sister" is a good girl and has shared a lot of sadness for "your mother".

4 1. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school.

42. I found that my biggest weakness is money.

43. No matter who you are, no matter junior high school or senior high school, in the teacher's mouth, we will always be the worst class in recent years.

44. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

45. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I'm standing next to you and you're playing with your fucking cell phone.

I am willing to donate all our teachers to attack Japan. It doesn't matter if there is no class, the motherland is the most important.

47. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

48. There are two kinds of enemies who kill my family and wake me up.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

50. Adolescence is not over yet. How can I regain my youth? Let's regain our childhood.

Share 30 shocking funny phrases

Introduction: Once the boss invited him to dinner and ordered a lot of dishes. After everyone had eaten and drunk enough, he saved a bowl of rice and asked a colleague to give it to him. As a result, my colleague replied, "Is death a work-related injury?"

1, go to the bar with friends after work. Just coming out of the bar and crossing the street, the traffic police suddenly shouted, "Hey, you ran a red light! ! "I turned around, made an ok gesture with him and said," Three! ! "

2. It rained today. After school, I saw a beautiful sister paper at the door hiding from the rain under the tree. I think there is a chance, holding an umbrella and politely asking, "classmate, I have an umbrella, can I drop by?" Sister paper gave me a look and said, "My boyfriend will come soon. Thank you. " Labor smiled, kicked the tree hard and ran away.

My daughter came back from the shop and mysteriously said to me, "Mom, I saw a beautiful dress, which fits your temperament very well. It is not only a limited edition, but also a very favorable price. " I was very moved, so I asked the style of the clothes in detail. My daughter unhurriedly opened the photo of her mobile phone. I can't help but enlarge the photo and want to have a closer look, but the enlarged photo is blurred. I said to myself: "The pixel is not good, I can't see clearly-"My daughter shouted excitedly: "Mom, finally, to tell the truth, the pixel is too bad, it's time to change my mobile phone!"

I want to lose weight when I first went to college. My dad advised me: "just buy a pair of expensive and thin pants and watch them there every day, which can be the motivation to encourage you to lose weight." That sounds reasonable. I spent more than 500 yuan on a pair of pants when my brain was hot. But after a long time, I can't lose weight. Then, forget it, now the pants are on dad-it feels like he played a big game of chess.

My son will be a small leader in a certain department after graduation. When the father used to lead said, "Do you know what was the most important in the past?" The son thought for a moment and said, "To establish prestige, of course ..." The father nodded. "A willing son can teach you!" Who knows that the son continued to say: "We should build WeChat, qq group and circle of friends, so that everyone can have fun together!" Father's face turned black at once.

6. Every time the exam is not completed, the school should write a comment to each student, not to mention the comments of the students with the best academic performance, such as excellent academic performance, excellent academic performance and so on. However, the comments of the students with the last academic performance always make the teacher entangled. Finally, the teacher finally made a comment and made an appropriate evaluation: "This student's academic performance is stable."

7. I'm in electrical engineering. One day, my buddy came to me and said, "Brother, add a refrigerator to my closet!" " "I said," you don't want to change the wardrobe into a refrigerator? What is this for? "The refrigerator is broken, I'll fix it for you!" The buddy said, "The refrigerator is not broken. I just want to transform it. Well, it's better for someone to go in and have infrared induction to start the refrigeration. Hum, it's freezing! " Well, I seem to understand something.

8. My daughter's foot was bitten by a mosquito and she shouted. In the past, when I pressed the medicine in my meal, my bag disappeared. This guy started yelling at me to pay for her bag again!

9. My partner and I plan where to play during our annual vacation. I want to go to Dalian and she wants to go to Tibet. Just as we were arguing for a long time because of disagreement, I said, "Let's compromise! How about breaking up? "

10, passing by the entrance of a kindergarten, I saw a buddy parked his car in the parking space and drifted handsomely. After getting off the bus, he opened the door and said loudly, "Get off the bus quickly, son, you'll be late." Then he glanced at the car and said in surprise, "Oh, my child forgot to bring it."

1 1, I am a soldier of the same age and want to go home for five months, so I asked the company commander for leave and said I wanted to go home. Asked why, I made up a reason to say: my girlfriend is pregnant. The company commander asked: How many months have you been pregnant? A: Three months. The company commander asked again: How many months have you been a soldier? A: Five months. As a result, the company commander said calmly: Don't go home, the child is not yours. ...

12. When a beautiful female photographer passed by an orchard, she found a small lake beside the orchard so beautiful that she couldn't help but have the idea of swimming. The female photographer looked around to make sure there was no one, and then took off her clothes. Just as she was about to jump into the water, suddenly a man ran out from behind the fruit tree and shouted to her, "Swimming is forbidden here!" " The female photographer quickly picked up her clothes and glared: "Why didn't you say anything before I took off my clothes? "The man replied," Swimming is forbidden here, but undressing is not forbidden. "

13, friends, there are three advantages to taking her swimming before confirming that she is your girlfriend. 1, look at your figure. You don't have too many clothes to hide. 2, look at your plain face. In water, there will be no concealer or foundation cream. When she learns to swim, she won't ask, who did you save first when your mother fell into the water with me?

14. I quarreled with my mother. My mother slammed the door and left. I was crying in my room. Dad came to comfort me: "You have to change your temper and stop crying. Dad bought you snacks and said what do you want to eat? " . "That ... beef jerky, plum, dry mixed noodles, jelly, bean paste cake, yogurt, ice cream ...". Dad interrupted me: "Forget it, I'd better go out and coax your mother ...".

15, Chinese class, reviewing ancient Chinese, saying the word "bitch" is different from ancient times to modern times. In ancient times, people with humble status were mostly used to curse people today, usually women ... so I asked casually, what do you scold men with? There was a moment of silence in the classroom, only to hear the enchanting voice from the back row: you damn fool ~ ~

16, I lost my bike. My friend comforted me: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Maybe you didn't lose your bike and rode out and killed it! Trough, is it so comforting?

17, there is a wonderful work in our class. Once, the topic always flies on the podium: "My base radius is 20cm, and my height is 50cm, so I ............................" Qiqi suddenly replied: "I'm a fool ~ ~"

18, I just went to a restaurant to eat and saw two children ordering food. The two children said, "Let's have something white!" "Not so good, there are things in the afternoon!" "What's the matter? It's white. " "Whatever, save two!" One of the children shouted, "hey, boss, two bottles of nutrition express." Damn it, I admire it.

19. When I travel, I often hear people complain that I am not a US, Japan and Europe passport, and all kinds of developed countries are exempt from visas. I just laughed, whatever! Walking around visa-free countries in the United States, he is a traveler at best. You walk around the visa-free country of China, as long as you come back alive, you will be a fucking One Piece!

20. When I was in primary school, I had a math exam. Because I was nervous, I had to hand in my paper and found that I didn't write my name. The point is that I forgot my name ... I dare not turn to the book for fear of cheating. When I was in a dilemma, I had a flash of light. I quickly slapped my deskmate and saw him crying and saying to the teacher, Teacher, XXX hit me. Finally, I wrote my name with satisfaction. I am still moved by my initial wit. ...

2 1. After beginning of winter, the weather became colder and colder, and my clothes were very thin. I want to buy a cotton-padded coat, but I am short of money. My aunt who sells clothes asked me, is the child very cold? Do you want a coat? Happiness came so suddenly that I was moved to tears when I put on my coat. In order not to let my kind aunt see my weakness and my tears, she turned and ran away. ........................................................................................................................................................

I remember being beaten when I was a child. My mother hit me and I cried! Mother said, "Cry until you stop crying!" " "Remember not to cry after being beaten! I don't know. Mom said, "Yes! Quite stubborn temper! Until you cry! "Mom, I am your own?

Last night, my friend's husband came home drunk. She took out a knife and wanted to cut him an apple to eat. Who knows that when he saw it, he knelt down and said, "Wife, don't kill me, please, I won't dare again." My mother-in-law was shocked at that time.

24. diaosi from a poor village married a millionaire as his wife. For publicity, the village party secretary asked the rich woman, How did you become a millionaire? The rich woman said: Before I met this bastard, my mother was a multimillionaire! Village secretary: ...

I came home from work yesterday. I saw Aunt Zhi downstairs playing with her 3-year-old granddaughter. My granddaughter rides a small electric car, and I used to miss the children in Doby. Who knows that after the child saw me, he covered his face with one hand and held the handlebar with the other. Shout loudly: grandma, grandma, I don't want to see such an ugly person!

26. Once I caught a cold, my mother gave me some medicine and fell asleep. My father woke me up at midnight. I asked my father what had happened. My father said: Your mother said the medicine was a little heavy. Let me see if you are still there!

27, female: "Husband, you are quick to hug me." The man was reluctant, and the woman said, "My husband has a strong typhoon outside. If you don't hold me tight, the typhoon will blow me to other husbands' homes, and I won't send it back to you. " At this time, the man was speechless: "Why don't you pull it down!" That's what you are! People have to send it back to me against the wind! " .........

28. My son went home and showed his father the test paper. Dad: "2 points in math! ! : "Chinese 10! ！” My son nodded trembling ... and the atmosphere was terrible. My son felt that the end of the world was coming. He waited anxiously ... Dad took a deep breath of his cigarette and said, "Son! You're all ... a little biased! "

29. When I was single, I went out to eat, and when I came back from the toilet, my mother's meals were all packed! Finally have a girlfriend, go out to eat, rest assured to go to the toilet, come back, mother's meal has been eaten by her!

A thief was caught by the police while stealing fruit. The thief quibbled, "Did you just steal 10 Jin of apples?" The policeman said, "A monkey stole a peach and was locked up for 500 years!" " "

Editor's note: My daughter didn't do her homework and was taught, "Don't you know there is a saying that stupid birds fly first?" Not so smart, learn quickly! "My daughter stared at me and said," Dad, you know what? There is a more stupid bird. If it doesn't fly, it lays eggs in its nest and forces the eggs to fly "... Who taught this Xiong Haizi!

30 funny phrases that make you laugh to a b.

Introduction: In the final exam, I was deducted for my poor handwriting. So I asked the teacher, is my dog crawling really hopeless? The teacher looked at my paper and said, you are not a dog. Just when I breathed a sigh of relief, the teacher said faintly, I really can't see what animal crawled over.

1, I'm so nervous, what should I do? I want to see my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle and Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.

2. In the kitchen, the apprentice and the master peeled quail eggs together. After a while, the apprentice peeled several quail eggs, and none of them were bad. Apprentice admired and said, "Master, you are really amazing. Can you teach me how to peel it? " Master looked at the peeled quail eggs and said angrily, "Idiot, if you peel them, it will be over."

The city held a conference to commend a group of advanced workers. City leaders also personally took the stage to shake hands with the workers. When I came to Dazhuang, Dazhuang held the leader's hand tightly and shook it a few times. The leader patted Dazhuang on the shoulder: "Young man, do a good job! You are full of energy. What do you do? " Dazhuang excitedly replied: "Foot massage!" The leader shook his head and left.

When Dalin's son saw his friends, some had a little brother and some had a little sister, he went home and asked them, "Why don't you give me another brother or sister?" Dalin sighed: "Plant 10,000 seeds in spring and harvest a millet in autumn!" " The son didn't understand, and Dalin went on to say, "We are born from the same root. Why are you in such a hurry to meet? " The wife said unhurriedly, "It's true that the place of origin is the same, but it's hard to say that the same root is different!" " "Dalin ruthlessly stared her one eye.

Old Tang drank a cup of hot milk before coming to the mobile blood donation car, and then rolled up his sleeves. When the staff saw it, they sighed and said, "Grandpa, didn't I tell you that you are too old to donate blood? How come again? " Old Tang Xiaoxiao: "Oh, I forgot!" The staff said helplessly, "You have been here for a week, and you have a glass of milk every day. Do you treat us as a free breakfast? " Old Tang was embarrassed: "I'm not going to offer love, am I?" How about we make an exception today? How many points? "

6. Neighbor Zhang Jie hasn't been to work for many days. I met him downstairs today and asked, "Why didn't you go to work?" The elder sister sighed and said, "Retired!" "You retired so young?" Sister Zhang smiled: "Isn't this because of work-related injuries? Busy eating breakfast at work, working overtime and staying up late, sedentary and not exercising ... "I don't understand:" Why don't you ask for compensation for work-related injuries? " Elder sister wry smile: "I this work-related injury no one will pay! —— Being fat is the biggest work-related injury in my years of work! "

7. A duck pointed to a picture on the wall and said to another duck, "Is it beautiful?" Another duck: "beautiful, very beautiful!" " ""I'll marry it! " "It's the people in the painting, not people like us!" Another duck sneered-"You are so ignorant, its scientific name is graffiti! " "

8. Dad: Son, today is a special day. Our family must commemorate the May 4th Movement! Child: Dad! Great! I like the May 4th Movement best! You wait! The child is gone, come back at once, with a deck of playing cards in his hand. Dad: What are you doing? Child: To commemorate the May 4th Movement!

9. Labor Day is coming, and the father wants to give his son some labor ideological education: it was noon on the day of weeding, and sweat dripped down the soil. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard? Son! This ancient poem tells us to cherish every grain. Farmers work hard in farming! The son thought carefully for a while, looked at his father and said solemnly, in order not to let the farmer uncle work so hard! Let's eat meat.

10, early in the morning of may 1, mom: son, how did you stay at home on holiday? The world is so big, don't you want to go out and have a look? Son: Why don't you want to go out and have a look, but ... Mom: No money, right? Here, here is the money ... son: mom, you are great ... why is your money so small? Mom: How much do you want to spend on some vegetables in the market? Son: ...

1 1, Wife: Husband, here, this month's pocket money. If you have no money, just say ... When my husband was happy, he bought a pack of 20 cigarettes as soon as he went out ... Two days later, my husband: wife, I have no money ... wife: Oh ... My husband looked at his wife and snorted and added. Husband: that ... wife: that what? Husband: No, you mean no money? Wife: I knew you were a prodigal son. I want you to tell me, just to see how you can live without money ... Husband: ...

12, "Sir, let's calculate a hexagram! If you can't, you don't want money! " "Well, then calculate for me what big changes I will have recently!" "If you become black in Tang Yin, you will be killed in the near future!" "What do you mean?" "In other words, your life is coming to an end!" "Nonsense, you smelly fortune teller, I'm getting married soon, and you bring me bad luck!" "I'm not talking nonsense. When you get married, you will start to be a' fool' ... "

13, boss, why are all your beer ducks beer? Where are the ducks? Sorry, Mr. Ha, this duck was arrested by the police for drinking beer and driving under the influence of alcohol! Why don't you come back to eat? Ok, give me a boiled fish! All right! Boss, why is this boiled fish full of Chili soup? Where are the fish? I'm sorry, Mr. Ha. This jumping fish is pregnant with a baby. It doesn't like spicy drops, but likes sour drops. I suggest you order a fish with Chinese sauerkraut ... Oh, my God. ...

14. In the evening, the young monk approached the old monk, opened the scripture and asked the old monk, "Master, I have read it for a long time, but I just don't understand what Zen means?" Without looking up, the old monk fanned the banana fan in his hand and said, "Is it fragrant? What's that smell? " The young monk sniffed his nose and said, "Sweet, really sweet, it's barbecue!" " ""want to eat? " "I want to eat, I really want to eat!" "Is it uncomfortable to eat?" "uncomfortable!" "Yes, this is Chen, understand? Chen. " The old monk looked up and showed his omniscient appearance!

15 after work, my wife put on the coat she bought and walked around the living room, looking in a good mood. "Husband, what do you think of this dress with my figure?" "Great, just worthy of your devil figure." I didn't mean to. The 3-year-old son asked curiously, "Dad, what is the devil?" "Oh, it's a monster. Its body is like a water tank, its legs are as thick as pillars, its mouth is like a cave, its eyes are like lanterns, and its nose is like a chimney ..." "Sister Ni, who are you talking about!" Bang bang bang. .......

16, it's the first time for my colleague to meet someone. I said you must talk less and do more, and look calm. He remembers. When I came back, I saw that he was depressed. Q: What's the matter? My colleague said angrily, I still listen to you! I opened the door for her, poured water for her and picked up vegetables for her. I said, you did a good job! Colleague: I think so too. I was glad to see her, but she was hot and sweaty, so I said, shall I help you undress?

17, 10th wedding anniversary of husband and wife! Husband: Wife, how did we meet? Wife: I'm a nurse and you're a patient! Husband: Yes! I was attracted to you at that time! There is nothing wrong with me! I just want to stay with you for a few more days without leaving the hospital bed! Wife: Actually, I have a crush on you, too! So I deliberately didn't give you a good medicine!

18, I want to get a tattoo, but I'm afraid my father won't agree. In order to ask my father's advice, I tattooed a sentence on my back: "Dad, can I get a tattoo?"

19, when a liar calls, he knows his name! Speaking with a Tuen Mun accent in Hong Kong, Xiaoyan, come to my office tomorrow morning. Me: No! I will come tonight. The liar paused: Come tomorrow morning. Me: Why! Did you meet another fox tonight? You say, you tell me! who is it? The liar hung up the phone. . . What a bore! ! !

20. Boy A: "My family has all kinds of children's films. Do you want to see them? " Boy B: "Are there any adult movies?" Boy A: "Adult film? What is an adult film? " Boy B: "Ah? I can't believe you don't even know this! Adult movies are the kind of movies that are full of blood and violence and only suitable for adults! " Boy A: "Oh, in that case, there are several adult movies in my house …" Boy B: "Really? What film is it? " Boy A: "A complete cookbook for housewives!" "

2 1, a young man cried to the master: master, I failed in the college entrance examination and failed to enter the university. My parents scolded me and my girlfriend left me. Please accept me and convert me to Buddhism! I saw the master take out a stack of college entrance examination materials. . . Youth: Master told me not to give up the college entrance examination and fight again next year, didn't he? Master: I mean, benefactor, we only recruit students with bachelor's degree or above, so you'd better go back and get an undergraduate degree before coming for an interview!

22. Because remarried men and women failed to get any money when they divorced their original spouses, they had to hold a very shabby wedding ceremony. On their wedding night, they talked about the failure of their last marriage. The bride said affectionately, "Dear, in order to learn the lesson of failure, we can live well in the future.". Now let's write down the most important lesson of failure with pen and paper. " After a while, both of them wrote it and handed it to each other at the same time. What the man wrote is: My biggest lesson is that I don't know how to save some private money, and I will definitely correct it in the future! The woman wrote: My biggest lesson is to let my husband save too much private money and resolutely put an end to it in the future!

23. Girl: I seem to have heard my mother say that freshly boiled eggs should be soaked in cold water so that the eggshells can be peeled quickly and brightly. Boy: Well, it's fast and smooth. . . Is that how the girl came when she said she lost her virginity? Girl: Get out. ...

In Chinese class, the teacher asked everyone to explain the meaning of ugly words. Xiao Ming raised his hand and replied, Ugliness is that I allow a lump of shit in front of me, but I don't tolerate you standing in front of me. Teacher: Get out …

25. In Chinese class today, the teacher took out a classmate's composition for us to read. This classmate was quite proud at first, but the teacher said, "Come, this classmate, your composition is really complete, and there is a website! ! ! "

Xiong Er: Xiong Da, are there any lost bears in our forest? Xiong Da: Xiong Er, why do you say that? Xiong Er: Yesterday when I was shopping in town, I saw a man pointing to a little guy and saying, Xiong Haizi, why are you so naughty? Xiong Da: Is that right? Logger Vick must have done it.

27. The bus passed by the gate of a park, and a dozen uncles and aunts crowded in. An uncle asked his aunt in the seat, "Look at your rosy face, you are 50 this year, right?" Aunt smiled and said, "It's 62 this year!" Grandpa smiled: "I'm 73, please give me your seat!" " Aunt laughed even louder: "Ha ha ha I'm pregnant! " "

28. One day, the teacher asked the students: Do you want to know how the first man appeared in the world? Xiao Ming said: No, but I want to know how the third person in the world came. Teacher: Xiao Ming, come here. I promise I won't kill you.

A: I heard that your signature was sold to 50 yuan? B: Yes. You are not a celebrity. How can I get so much money if I sign it? B: I signed a piece 100 and sold it for 50 yuan. A: ....

30. Early in the morning, I heard someone selling medicine coming downstairs. The loudspeaker shouted: "medicine, chek, cockroaches, termites and fleas, flies and mosquitoes grab the road, mice run away with their tails between their legs, and Lao Wang is scared to pee!" Medicine. . . "

Editor's note: In high school, I had a crush on a beautiful girl in the next class. Every night after self-study, I will follow her quietly to make sure she gets home safely. I hope she can be moved by my good intentions in the future. . . Finally, God help him, less than a month and a half later, she called the police and arrested me.

The signature of Niubi Day is shocking and funny.

The signature of Niubi Day is shocking and funny.

1, you fat bitch, always shifting my relationship with food.

If you think you are beautiful, you think too much.

Unfortunately, Toyota can't stop it.

You are brothers who grew up with a pair of pants. Can you lend me one?

The teacher said not to bring anything unrelated to the exam. Should I bring myself?

6. As the ancients said, men and women don't give and receive, please stay away from me.

7. If you don't leave, I will die.

8. I fell in love with you, but the alarm clock became our third party.

Once upon a time, a man spoke ill of me behind my back and later died.

10, when I passed you, my clothes were scratched and I didn't see any sparks.

1 1, beating is pro, scolding is love, and love is extreme.

12, you're half buried, don't drag in front of me, you big tree.

13, you are like a cucumber, you don't have to shoot.

14. Actually, when I wake up in the morning, I still have something to do, that is, go back to sleep.

15, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looks so bad.

16, handsome boy, don't run, no matter how fast you run, you can't escape from my sister's palm.

17, sister, take care of your man and don't let him flirt around outside if possible.

18, no matter how handsome, it's not your husband. Don't envy his goodness.

19, a woman defected because you are incompetent, so don't always blame her for being coquettish.

20. Smoking is harmful to health. For the sake of your health, you have to think more.

2 1, do you know the energy of volcanic eruption? It is the momentum of women cursing the street.

22. You often brag, don't you? If you dare, you can really blow one for me.

23. What does it mean to be a traveler in your life? This girl will never understand.

24. Your love has shifted, but my heart has not changed.

25, women should not expect too much, in fact, simplicity is happiness, understand.

26. My temper is something you can never challenge. Be careful that my sister will ruin you.

27. Saving the world is a great event. There are usually superhuman beings. I'm just watching Superman's performance.

Don't be so grumpy now, or someone will turn over and cover you underground.

It's God's business to give you a chance. My job is to ruin your chances.

30, you mix so earth-shattering, sooner or later, the world will be unbearable.

3 1, I never believe what you say, so don't ask my forgiveness.

I am ugly, but I am gentle. I dare to walk in the street.

33. RMB represents your strength. I think you can only be mentally retarded now.

I gave you the right to love me, but I didn't give you the right to give up.

35, you are always pushing my limits, I have to kick you a few feet.

36. I love you vigorously, but you have completely hurt me. This love is really unreasonable.

I will do anything except love you.

38. The man I once loved is now my father.

39. But gold always shines. Besides, I am a diamond.

40. I like to record the teacher's lecture and fall asleep at night.

4 1, you can't even cheat, how can the teacher trust you to go to the society to experience?

Businessmen don't know how to hate their country and do their homework all day.

43, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.

44. The so-called low-key, but low-key high-profile.

45. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of my motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones.

46. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, unless it is rotten fairy grass.

47. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, one under the covers and the other outside.

48. It's as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

49. Every time I bring my test paper home, the first thing I do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

50. You give 60 points, I give 60 points. Why don't we pay a dollar and two cents?