212 Spring Festival Evening sketch "Struggle" lines!

Struggle is a cross talk performed by Cao Yunjin and Liu Tianyun in the Spring Festival Evening of 212.

Cao Yunjin: Welcome audience friends, Cao Yunjin is here to pay a New Year call to you.

Liu Yuntian: Liu Yuntian paid a New Year call to you.

Cao Yunjin: I am very excited to stand on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.

Liu Yuntian: Yes.

Cao Yunjin: I'm also very nervous. This is the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala. There are stars and celebrities all over Taiwan. I am not as good as others.

Liu Yuntian: Not as good as who?

Cao Yunjin: Yang Liwei flew in the sky at the age of 38, Ding Junhui won the gold medal at the age of 15, Zhou Yu was the commander-in-chief of the navy and army at the age of 13, Kangxi ascended the throne at the age of 6, Beethoven began to compose music at the age of 4, and the gourd baby was born to fight monsters. Do you think we are in a hurry?

Liu Yuntian: What's the use of your worry? You have to make up your mind if you want to succeed.

Cao Yunjin: I am determined to have a good family upbringing since I was a child. My father taught me since I was a child that a successful person must first know what he wants. What I want is money and beautiful women, and I don't live up to expectations. Is that all I want? I want a career and love

Liu Yuntian: Is it different?

Cao Yunjin: It depends on understanding. When I was a child, I had many dreams for success. At first, I wanted to be a great chemist. Since middle school, I have been listening to chemistry hard, listening to lectures carefully and finishing my homework carefully. I was always the first to stand up and raise my hand to answer the teacher's questions.

the teacher asked, students, what can silicon and water produce? Bastard soup, what a scandal. Teacher, give me another chance. I'll give you another chance, gas, okay? Carbon monoxide, toxic gas. That's right. What should I do if there is a gas leak at home? Have a cigarette to calm down.

Liu Yuntian: It's outrageous.

Cao Yunjin: The teacher told me that you'd better stop studying chemistry. It's dangerous. Later, I fell in love with literature, literary works at all times and in all countries. China's four traditional masterpieces, The Three Kingdoms, The Water Margin, A Dream of Red Mansions, The Journey to the West, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, protected Tang Sanzang's Buddhist scriptures. On the way, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu, and Tang Priest educated him, you Po Hou.

the teacher said not to do this. Later, I was fascinated by music and wanted to learn music, like the most beautiful music in Beethoven's score. I played the piano well. I told my father that I liked music, I wanted to play the piano and I wanted to buy a piano. Dad said, if you like music, you don't have to play the piano, but you can whistle. My dream was killed in the cradle, and later I wanted to learn translation, so I had to practice from the words used in my daily life.

Liu Yuntian: It is the foundation.

Cao Yunjin: For example, Apple, what do you mean?

Cao Yunjin: apple, not everyone can say that.

Liu Yuntian: You said apple.

Cao Yunjin: The pronunciation is not standard. You have to be naive.

Cao Yunjin: apple.

Cao Yunjin: Naivety doesn't mean hate. This is an apple.

Liu Yuntian: What about oranges?

Cao Yunjin: orange.

Liu Yuntian: bananas.

Cao Yunjin: banana.

Liu Yuntian: Dad.

Cao Yunjin: father.

Liu Yuntian: Mom.

Cao Yunjin: mather.

Liu Yuntian: Grandpa.

Cao Yunjin: father and father.

Liu Yuntian: That grandma is mom's mother.

Cao Yunjin: How can it be mom's mom? That's dad's dad.

Liu Yuntian: No translation.

Cao Yunjin: Later, I felt that translation was not suitable, but film and television were more suitable for me. Since I was a child, I liked watching TV series, and the 86th version of The Journey to the West brought me memories of my childhood. I was determined to make such a play. The Monkey King came out and made a scene, and I could say a line at will.

Liu Yuntian: Test me if you don't believe me.

Cao Yunjin: Baby cassock.

Liu Yuntian: The episode of the Black Bear Monster.

Cao Yunjin: Are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?

Liu Yuntian: It's really like learning. It's hard to beat Hong Haier.

Cao Yunjin: Master, Master, which episode?

Liu Yuntian: There are both episodes.

Cao Yunjin: It's over, I don't know.

Liu Yuntian: If you want to say this, you can say a few lines, and you don't know which episode it is.

Cao Yunjin: No way. I memorized The Journey to the West.

Liu Yuntian: Wukong, which episode?

Cao Yunjin: You and I were just an episode.

Liu Yuntian: one episode.

Cao Yunjin: I called first, you Wukong. It's an episode. I'm familiar with The Journey to the West's lines, especially the lines of killing goblins, and there are not many lines.

Liu Yuntian: Tell me.

Cao Yunjin: Big Brother, the master was taken away by the demon. Big Brother and Second Brother were taken away by the demon. Big Brother, I was taken away by the demon. There are no words, master, the big brother is right, master and the second brother are right, master, there are no words. Master, big brother, master and second brother are right, there is no more. Don't worry, master, the master elder brother will come to save us.

Liu Yuntian: OK, that counts.

Cao Yunjin: Do you think I have some research?

Liu Yuntian: I don't think there is much research.

Cao Yunjin: In this case, film and television are not suitable for me.

Liu Yuntian: Nothing suits you.

Cao Yunjin: Why, why can't my dream come true? I think it's the most painful person in the world. If people are unlucky enough to drink cold water, they will have their teeth stuffed, pull carts horizontally and eat candy cakes to burn the back of their heads.

Liu Yuntian: How do you perm the back of your head?

Cao Yunjin: When the sugar comes down, lick it.

Liu Yuntian: Who told you to lick it?

Cao Yunjin: I am in a very bad mood.

Liu Yuntian: Don't be sad. I understand. You have said so much. Nothing is down-to-earth and hard-working. What you said is just a fantasy.

Cao Yunjin: I can't talk empty words, I can't talk big, I'm going to fight for my dream, whether it's ten, twenty or thirty years. There are many examples in front of me, and there are many examples of late bloomers in front of me. What am I afraid of?

Liu Yuntian: What do you have?

Cao Yunjin: Jiang Ziya is the prime minister at the age of 8, She Taijun is in command at the age of 1, and Bi Fujian will host the Spring Festival Gala at the age of 53. What am I afraid of? I will start with what I am good at.

Liu Yuntian: What are you good at?

Cao Yunjin: I am not good at it, but I have hobbies.

Liu Yuntian: Singing?

Cao Yunjin: Hong Kong and Taiwan, Hong Kong and Taiwan, at home and abroad, whatever.

Liu Yuntian: What will an old man do?

Cao Yunjin: the theme song of A Dream of Red Mansions.

Liu Yuntian: You also said Liaozhai, and I also said Liaozhai. This is called Liaozhai.

Cao Yunjin: This is Jay Chou's nunchakus.

Liu Yuntian: What else?

Cao Yunjin: Jeff Chang Shin-Che, From the Beginning to the Present, The Prince of Love Songs.

Liu Yuntian: This song is good. Okay, that's great.

Cao Yunjin: It's all skin deep. As long as you can pick out singers from Hong Kong and Taiwan, there's nothing I can't sing.

Liu Yuntian: Then imitate Cai Qin's Forgotten Time.

Cao Yunjin: There's no way to beat me. The sound is relatively low.

Liu Yuntian: Not so good.

Cao Yunjin: I only know one sentence. It's good to make it up. I'm in a good mood to see my dear audience friends. I've never seen it before. How about a whole English song?

Liu Yuntian: OK.

Cao Yunjin: Happy birthday to you, I've come to cross-examine, confuse the real with the fake, and all departments have to cooperate with me in the best novel "Drunkenness of the New Imperial Lady". Lights, music, get up!

Extended materials

Struggle makes jokes about campus life, and it is linked with the idea of "Four Great Classical Novels", and the burden shakes loudly.

It has been ten years since Cao Yunjin Liu Yuntian, the golden partner of the younger generation in the phonology world, first appeared on the stage as a little actor, and now she has grown into a crosstalk performer who is deeply loved by the audience. To commemorate this important day, Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian held a special performance of "Hand in Hand for Ten Years and Life" in Beizhan Theater at 19:3 on June 14th, 214.

In the past p>1 years, there have been countless performances by Cao Yunjin and Liu Tianyun on the same stage, and in the last three years, they have been honored in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening. Struggle, It's Not Bad for Me and Say What's Good for You, performed by * * *, are all over the place, and many well-known lines have even become everyone's mantra. The reason why it is set on June 14 th is to take the homonym of "I want to live forever".

The p>《212 CCTV Spring Festival Gala is a variety show produced and broadcast by CCTV. Focusing on the theme of "Going home for the New Year", the gala presents a warm, peaceful, joyful and festive evening to the audience in four sections: the Year of the Loong, Home, Thirty Years of Spring Festival Gala and One Family in the World.

reference: struggle-Baidu encyclopedia