What are some humorous sentences about the devil's figure?

1, the most enviable thing is not the devil's figure, but having the devil's figure and the same appetite as a pig!

2. A friend told me to come to me when she has a devil figure. I was very worried after listening to it. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

I have a heart that wants to have a devil's figure and a stomach that eats food. They are in PK every day. Let me count on my fingers. Emma's stomach won again today!

4, wisdom and beauty coexist, trends and cutting-edge representatives, everyone loves the devil figure and angel face.

5. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a popular lover with a devil's figure!

6. I want to have the devil's body, and then the devil and the body are separated, and the devil's face and no body.

7. Isn't it the devil? I said that the devil's body is wrong.

8. I've walked through thousands of waters in Qian Shan and seen beautiful scenery, but nothing can compare with your beautiful charm. I have seen beautiful women, beautiful women and beautiful couples at all times and all over the world, but they are not as charming as your devil.

9. The obese wife insisted on losing weight for half a month and bought a set of tights to wear. She looked at the big mirror for a long time and said, honey, see if it's a devil's figure? The husband nodded and shook again and said, the last two words should be removed!

10, I am fat because many things are in my heart. I have a heart that wants to have a devil's figure, and I am not thin.