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What do you think of the Jedi survival game?

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Who hasn't met a few pits in the game? The teammates I met in the game recently felt that they were spies sent by the opposite side and did everything. Don't listen to the command. With the rhythm, a good play was played by them, and I was afraid that I was sold by them. Just as I made my comments on this, many players came to do things and told about the wonderful teammates they met.

This is a sad story that players still remember. This is the most desperate moment in his Jedi survival. Nothing more than four people driving a jeep to transport drugs, and they are about to enter the safe area. But the teammate who was driving drove the car up a steep slope, and the jeep was 80 degrees vertical and could not move. The teammates discussed it for a while and had to come down and run. As a result, I got out of the car and came out right behind the car. I just watched the car slide down and crushed me to death. Is there a traffic police? This traffic accident is a bit serious. The best MVP is the jeep.

The story is a bit circuitous. I get it from the player's description. Generally speaking, the player is very excited when there are five people left, which is very funny at this time. He accidentally slipped off the cliff, leaving only a quarter of his blood. At this time, he was crazy about taking drugs, adrenaline. Seeing that the next lap is still on the edge of the cliff, he is relieved. He wants to find a place to jump slowly. He finally jumped to two-thirds of the place and looked at the finish line. He fell down again. The last lap missed the cliff. Look, there are three people left. Crazy in my heart, I told them to fight. It's not bad to get the second place like this. At this point, the poison ring has been brushed on him. Looking at the blood swishing down with full energy, his heart is dying. It is estimated that there are still three people who dare not recklessly. There were only sporadic gunshots on it, so he died. The above two estimates paused and then understood something. In less than two seconds, the gunfire fiercely decided the outcome, which was uncomfortable.

A Voldemort player in a notebook feels invincible when he wears a Geely suit and holds a mute Groza. How could anyone find me? As a result, the penultimate lap began, and basically there were smooth roads in the circle. My Voldemort solution is useless, but it makes me more obvious. As a result, when there were 20 people left, they set fire to the hornet's nest. Let's learn to be guns safely. Don't expect to be Voldemort and eat chicken.

As an old player, there are many moments of despair. After listening to a lot of his words, I feel sorry for him. He said that he took two airdrops in a single row and was extremely rich. Jelly suit+three-level avatar +AWM, there are too many medicinal uses. Finally, 10 people, the poison circle is on the river bank. He sailed from the other side, ambushed in a hidden cave under the cliff, and tried to wait for the brush circle to go ashore before fighting. As a result, the poison circle was oblique, and he couldn't climb the cliff. He was poisoned alive without a shot. Another time, I was in double row with a stranger. Passers-by are driving cars, and they are all quite fat. As a result, passers-by insisted on driving into the hole of barbed wire and the jeep exploded. At that time, the mentality exploded, and he couldn't understand how there was such a monster.

A few words have made me understand the despair of the players. He said that when there were many people in a single row, he looked back at the moon and landed in a small house He found three buildings, picked up a bunch of accessories and clothes (no helmet and bulletproof) and a bunch of smoke bombs. He only found one 19 1 1, and nothing. I've been in this situation before, and I sympathize with him. I don't know if you can meet such despair.

So, here's the problem. Do you find it difficult to eat chicken?

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