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Cute and playful, talking.

When I met you, my old deer said to me, have a cigarette, you can try it. Have a playful and lovely personality, talk about lovely pictures, and take a look at these I have compiled!

1, everyone says I'm single, which is really funny. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

2. In October, the fragrance of sugar-fried chestnuts spread all over the city; 1 1 month, hot baked sweet potato in hand; /kloc-in October/February, candied haws were stuffed with bamboo sticks, and the year was almost over.

We work hard to make our boss live a better life.

When it snows, I feel like a little pudding on the earth when I go out, covered with coconuts.

5, please don't worry, winter is not only cold and lonely, but also hot pot balls, steaming Guandong cooking, thick plush pajamas, warm bed, and the memories of winter are steaming, even if one has to have a good winter.

What I admire most is the Tang Priest in Journey to the West, who doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk clean.

7. In such a cold winter, single dog may be upgraded to full of ice and ice.

8. Like those shining things, such as snowflakes in winter, stars in the sky, and your eyes.

9. I like winter because I can snuggle up with you. Watch TV, warm your hands and do what you like.

10, the smell of peeled oranges, a handful of peanuts and a bag of melon seeds, a bag of hot sugar-fried chestnuts and a freshly baked sweet potato are enough to keep the whole winter in memory.

1 1. In the cold winter, it is not inspirational quotations and chicken soup for the soul that warms you, but peers who are like-minded, motivated and full of positive energy!

12, instead of sticking a cold ass everywhere, it is better to plunge into the bed and bump into it with enthusiasm.

13, in winter, girls' white and tender hands should be put in the pockets of the people they like.

14, the daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I didn't wake up, in the afternoon, I couldn't wake up, and in the evening, I played chicken blood.

15, if you are timely enough to catch up with this winter, we will eat hot pot, drink milk tea, watch movies and set off fireworks.

16 you told me that without a diploma, you still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others.

17, please don't worry. Of course, winter is not only cold and lonely, but also hot meatballs in hot pot, steaming Guandong cooking, thick plush pajamas, warm quilts, and memories of winter are steaming.

18, my father and I went to the supermarket and saw a man and a woman begging on the roadside. We walked around, and my father sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

19, I understand that "autumn harvest and winter storage" means: harvest a favorite child in autumn, and then wait until winter to hide in my heart for the New Year.

20. Winter is really a good day to love each other. The cold wind meets the person who loves, is defeated, and is urged to hug and keep warm.

2 1, the road to success is always under construction!

22. Sunflower said that as long as we work hard towards the sunshine, life will become simple and beautiful. At the beginning of a beautiful day, I hope you can face the sun like a sunflower.

23. The recent ghost weather makes me look like a refrigerator every time I open the door.

24, winter is really good, wearing a big cotton-padded coat, drinking hot milk tea, watching the afterglow of the sunset, blowing a gentle evening breeze, are just right.

25. Q: What creature has strong arms, sharp nails and sharp teeth and can tear up all hard and solid things? A: The girl when unpacking the courier.

26, winter is very cold, as crisp as you; Winter is warm, like you are gentle occasionally.

27. In math class, the teacher asked to answer questions, and all the class raised their hands except Xiao Ming. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you sell walkers? Where can't I order?

28. My favorite bed in winter can't be separated from Sanqiu in the morning and at night.

29. Accompany my wife back to her mother's house. As soon as I entered the door, I heard her mother-in-law teaching her sister-in-law: "Can you have some snacks when the boss is not young? Don't you usually eat? Huh? Other girls are afraid of choking on water when they go on blind dates. When they eat two dishes, they say they are full. What about you? Come back to eat Jianweixiaoshi tablets. "

30. Winter is used to freeze the troubles of summer and autumn.

3 1, my college classmate engaged in marketing for one year after graduation, and worked hard to be admitted to the civil service, and was assigned to the marriage registration office of the Civil Affairs Bureau. On the first day of work, I came early in the morning to register the newcomers. The man was very polite and gave me a pack of cigarettes and a pack of sugar. The students are very excited. They quickly went through the formalities, got up and shook hands and said politely, Welcome to come again next time.

32. The happiness I long for is the peace in the plain. Just like the warm sun in winter, it falls from the sky and has a long aftertaste.

33. A beggar is begging in the street. At this moment, a passerby came. He looked at the beggar and said, "You are strong and have no disability. Why should I give you money? " The beggar was furious and said, "Do I have to cripple myself before I can ask you for some stinking money?"