Advanced style drag copy?

"It won't ruin the high-end style of the street."

1. Look at my myopia. I almost took you for a human being.

2. My eyes are not dye vats, and I can't hold all your faces.

3. Are you leaving me? Don't go, okay? Run.

4. What's wrong with fishing? If I catch you every day, it is no different from loving you.

5. Look, the lamp is looking at you from a height. What about you?

God spread wisdom all over the world, but only gave you an umbrella.

7. The soul is rotten, the mind is wet, and the only reason left is sandwiched between madness and romance.

8. Gold always shines, don't you think, iron?

9. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

10. Which page of Shan Hai Jing are you from? Xingtian or?