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Money can buy things, but it can't buy things that make sentences.

What money can buy, but it can't buy anything.

Money can buy a house, but not a home;

Money can buy medicine, but not health;

Money can buy food, but it can't buy appetite;

Money can buy a bed, but it can't buy sleep;

Money can buy pearls, but not beauty;

Money can buy entertainment, but not pleasure;

Money can buy books, but not wisdom;

Money can buy flattery, but not respect;

Money can buy friends, but it can't buy friends;

Money can buy luxury goods, but not culture;

Money can buy power, but it can't buy prestige;

Money can buy obedience, but not loyalty;

Money can buy the body, but not the soul;

Money can buy fame, but it can't buy real learning;

Money can buy a villain's heart, but not a gentleman's ambition;

Money can buy scenery, but not nature;

Money can buy toys, but not playmates;

Money can buy things you like, but not people you love;

Money can buy flowers, but it can't buy mom's smile;

Money can buy clothes; But you can't buy warmth;

Money can buy an enviable diploma, but it can't (real talent and practical learning);

Money can buy books all over the world, but not (profound knowledge); Money can buy a bumper harvest, but it can't (the joy of bumper harvest);

Money can buy the most accurate clock, but it can't buy (precious time);

Money can buy expensive gifts, but it can't buy (pure friendship);

Money can buy material things, but not spiritual things;

Money can buy pigeons, but not peace;

Money can buy pigeons, but not peace;

Money can buy clocks, but it can't buy time;

Money can buy roses, but not love;

Money can buy gold and silver jewelry, but it can't buy beauty;

Money can buy a brush, but it can't buy a good hand;

Money can buy light bulbs, but not light;

Money can buy bodyguards, but it can't buy a sense of security;

Money can buy other people's lives, but it can't buy your own;

Money can buy the latest high technology, but it can't buy the knowledge it has;

Money can buy many things, but it can't buy the feeling you strive for; Money can buy books, but not knowledge;

Money can buy gifts, but not friends;

Money can buy a house, but not warmth;

Money can buy food, but not hunger;

Money can buy toys, but not happiness;

Money can buy trees, but not environmental protection;

Money can buy an eraser, but it can't buy the right one;

Money can buy glasses, but it can't buy sight;

Money can buy a dictionary, but not a brain.

Similarly, money can buy everything, but it cannot buy happiness.