Self-deprecating and clumsy humorous sentences

1. Today's southeast wind has sand and teeth, but the taste is OK.

The wind blowing from the other side of the sea has a strong smell of fish soup. I haven't been so full for a long time.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

The thief came to my house and finally left a few hundred dollars with tears in his eyes, and left me a note: Brother, be nice to yourself!

Last night, my neighbor cooked braised hairtail. I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

6. Who can tell me how to eat instant noodles all day long?

7. Salary is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

8. Comrades, I have tasted it for you. The soil after the rain is really softer and more fragrant!

9. Rolls-Royce with money is exhausted without money.

10. I tell you, I don't lack anything except money.

1 1. I'm poor, so I turn a blind eye and save it.

12. Poverty not only limits my imagination, but also my mouth.

13. I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

14. The water is boiling, but there is no rice flour in the pot. Forget it, drink more water!

15. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

16. Forget it, the WiFi next door will be turned off, and I want to return my phone to my friend. Wash and sleep.

17. When my wallet was really poor, I never saw much money in my life.

18. I can't do anything that can be solved with money.

19. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

20. Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty and weakness!

2 1. I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

22. I am not poor, I am a price-sensitive consumer.

23. I ate up all the soil in my motherland!

24. My best and most effective magic since I was a child is to make money disappear.

If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

26. You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and single!

27. When I make friends, I don't care whether he is poor or not, certainly not as poor as I am.

28. I'm so poor that I'm gnawing at my head. There is not a drop of oil on the plate.

29. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

30. You people who can still eat dirt, please give me a drink of northwest wind.

3 1. My eyes seem to be nearsighted, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

32. The northwest wind is quite strong recently.

Only young people are still crying for love, and we adults will only cry for poverty.

34. I'm waiting for your double eleven express carton so that I can cover it for the winter.