Speak contemptuously.

1, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.

2, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

The stupidest person in the world doesn't call it experience with his own experience.

When my mother became a swan, you and I were still an egg!

5, white inside and red, different. Be your own sentimental peacock Kaiping.

6. This man has been vaguely successful.

7. Women pay homage to love with a movie, squander their youth with a bunch of condoms, lament that love is impermanent and youth can't be repaid, in exchange for a "maturity", so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.

8, the way a man dies: seeing a beautiful woman-death, getting-beautiful death.

9. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

10, Jiangshan has so much sleep, so.

1 1. I always think that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it will be basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

12, do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

13, your long-drawn emblem speed, your growing memory is too much.

14. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

15, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

16, ask what money is in the world and teach people life and death!

17, Yang advanced as a gentleman, Yin faded as a villain.

18, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.

19, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

20. It's hard to fight with shit. You stepped on it and ran into it, but it was still shit. It was you who got dirty.

2 1, there are too many people, and too few people can realize their shortcomings.

22. You think you are an onion, who will dip you in the sauce?

23. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

25. Smelly garbage people are the source of the word "spit".

Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

27. Giraffes make you sick.

28. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

29. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.

30. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

3 1, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

34. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

35. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

36, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

37. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

38. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

39. You look good. How can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

40. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

42. The harm of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

43, nothing to drink a little wine and then walk the dog.

44. Always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears.

45. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

46. If you think you are the sun, others will have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

47. The so-called universities: prison management, rogue quality, open kissing, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, universality of skipping classes, dormitory Internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, Baidu-based papers, comprehensive myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dreams, unemployment after graduation, and employment of migrant workers.

48. The pig hit a tree. Did you hit a pig and rear-end it?

49. Usually women say to men, "I'm not for you." In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

Millions of deaths are just statistics.

5 1, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

52. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

You look like an animal pie!

54. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.

55, Zhong Wuyan's things, no Xia Yingchun.

56. China students learn languages, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or ask questions.

57. People like you can only live two episodes in a series, but they are still dead.

58. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

59. A shameless bitch may be a free lady, and everyone reviles a whore.

60. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you accept it?

6 1, you are a villain, you have to admit it. You look like a frog with congenital Mongolian disease. Don't think you are a swan. Do you think you really have children?

62. Five dollars means that you have no strength.

63. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and a devil when you put on your clothes!

64, unreasonable, there must be a picture!

65. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

66. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

68. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

69. If you have learned to be sincere, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

70. The casting mirror must be made of bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

7 1, it's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

72. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

73. Boy, you are crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

74. Third party, you dropped your skirt.

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

76. Anyone who has witnessed ugliness has seen such ugliness. At first glance, it looks ugly, and then it looks even uglier!

77. My husband just uses you as a tool. You should take care of yourself.

78. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

8 1, you are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

82, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

83. It's really nothing, but the wolf makes up one lie after another as soon as he calls.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

85. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.