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What are the favorite words or phrases that young people after 80s say?

No, the two groups are divided into post-80s and post-80s.

I don't know.

After 85, it is basically the same as after 90.

After the previous 1980, it is

pet phrase???

Generally, it is generally the third in the country.

Big head, big head, rain, worry, people have umbrellas and I have big heads.

Popular words of childhood after 80' s explosion

You hit me, I'm not afraid. I went to Beijing to find my father. My dad shot you in the ass three times with a machine gun!

Your mother's head, like a ball, kicks to a department store, which sells balls, which is your mother's head!

I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles. I have hepatitis and am in the hospital.

Shanxi's mountains, Shanxi's water, Shanxi's XX likes to brag, with a golden hook nose, a toad's mouth, tiger's eyes, a pig's ass and a pair of bowlegs. See if you boast.

Xx's fart shocked the world, collapsed to Italy, and the Italian king was watching the play. He was satisfied with this fart and sent troops to fart together.

High-grade cream and high-grade sugar, high-grade ladies go to the toilet. When you feel that there is no paper in your pocket, there are two pieces of shit in your ass.

The two brothers are young, but they are nice. They clubbed together to buy sorbet. You eat sorbet, I eat stick, you poop, I smell it.

On Sunday morning, it snowed heavily, and the old people who collected rags lined up. When the police gave the order, they rushed to the garbage dump and stuffed rags and socks into their pockets.

A three-year-old boy wears new shoes and carries a schoolbag to go to primary school. The teacher said that he was young and ran home with his schoolbag on his back. Run, run, run; Yes, yes, that's great; Get up, get up, get up; Come, come, come to school; Learning, learning and learning culture; Draw, draw, draw; Maps, maps, libraries; Tube, tube, tube; Hold, hold, hold the fire; Fire, fire, locomotive; Boss, boss (at this time, everyone scissors cloth with stones, which Taiyuan calls Cai Xiaoer), your mother is a wowotou!

1988 I learned to drive, and more than 200 people died uphill and downhill. The police came to arrest me. I ran into the ladies' room without a light. I fell into the Baba pit, and I fought Baba with almost no sacrifice.

I found a cigarette on the side of the road and handed it to the police uncle. My uncle took the cigarette and nodded to me. I am happy to say, buddy, you pay!

Teacher, teacher, don't be angry. Because * * unwillingly. Smoking and drinking, he suddenly jumped out and went to the men's room and the women's room.

Foot on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents, machine gun shooting in front, timing * * * * behind.

Tianma meteor boxing, your mother practices monkey boxing; Longshan is a dragon bully, and your mother beats your father; Nebula chain, your mother's electricity; Fragrant wings, your mother hit the wall!

The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, birds say morning, why are you carrying a bag? I went to bomb the school, and the principal didn't know. I ran away as soon as I pulled the rope, and the school was blown up with a bang!

Your mother *, your mother's egg, your mother died at the train station, and the whole country came to see it. Your mother is a yam egg! This is a bit vulgar, but it is the most popular! )

The fifth young man sells burnt earth, and his trousers are rotten, and no one can mend them. Five dollars and five cents, he jumps straight.

The theme song adaptation of Singapore TV series "Men on the Journey": I am your father, how great I am, and I have worked hard to raise you. If you don't listen to me, I will marry you.

Dream of a new mandarin duck and butterfly: Yesterday, the Yellow River flooded, and your mother was washing her thighs ... (Sweat ~)

Little peas, rice and two beans, the monk is not here, you go first!

Wolf, what time is it? * It's time!

One meter one meter, three seven, three six nine, nine six seven, our team, from Japan, Casio, Japan. ...

Malanhua twenty-one, two five six, two five seven, two eight three nine eleven, three five six, three five seven, three eight three nine four eleven ... nine five six, nine five seven, nine * * nine one!

My name is Alibaba, and my height is 1.88 meters. Give you a bag of crispy rice and call me aunt.

Scold yourself, grow up worthless!

Sue the teacher for you-for a drink!

pet phrase???

This morning in spring, mosquitoes bite big bears everywhere, and no one can escape.

On Sunday morning, the sun was shining, and the old rag pickers lined up. At the command of pol.ice, they rushed to the garbage dump and stuffed broken shoes and socks into your mouth.

The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, birds say good morning, why are you carrying a De Tona Tona bag? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I ran as soon as I pulled the rope, and the school exploded with a bang!

Yuanyang Butterfly Dream: There was a flood in your house yesterday. Your mother became a turtle, your father became a bird flying all over the sky, your mother became a turtle who can't swim, and your father became a bird who can't fly. It's fucking painful to be alive. ......

Lushan Longba, your mother beat your father; Tianma meteor boxing, your mother practices monkey boxing.

There is a goose in the sky and a goose on the ground. Goose chasing goose, driving goose, touching goose.

Love follows or not, Banlangen; Love ignores reason, but dogs ignore it.

I'm Kosai. I am here to buy food. Two hairs on eggplant and one cucumber!

It stinks. Smelly is really smelly. Hook nose, toad mouth, mouse eyes, pig ears. See if you stink.

True Hero: In my heart, you are an onion. Throw your chop into the toilet.

I can't get up, come to school, learn culture and draw pictures. The out-of-control Tu Tu library is on fire, and the locomotive is on fire. Ben didn't want a bowl, but he didn't want a big bowl. He was ashamed to give him a small bowl and wanted to get it wet!

I have a golden doll. It has golden arms, legs and feet. One day, I went to the river to brush my teeth and lost my golden doll. I cry, I cry, I cry. The next day, I went to the river to wash my face and saw my golden doll. I laugh, I laugh, I laugh. On the third day, Zhou skinned my house, stole my chicken, robbed my duck, and finally gave me a big ear melon. On the fourth day, Uncle Red Army came to my house, returned my chicken, returned my duck, and finally gave me a big red flower. Honghua missed and fell to the Ma Party. Ma's father was in poor health and got biagi's disease. He asked biagi to see a doctor all his life. Give biaji injection, take biaji medicine and stay in biaji bed!

Please give me strength. I'm Silas!

Wolf's ears, eagle's eyes, leopard's speed, bear's strength. .......

Small bean bags in the first grade are as high as a dozen jumps; The second-grade water bowl pokes one eye at a time. The third-grade students are full, and the fourth-grade students are starving. The fifth grade is angry, and the sixth grade is gone.

High-grade cream and high-grade sugar, when the elderly go to the toilet, there is no paper in their pockets and shit in their hands when they touch their buttocks.

Don't listen to toad, ignore toad, it's you.

Pull a big saw, pull a big saw, and sing a big show at the door of your hometown, just without you!

I picked up a cigarette by the roadside and handed it to my uncle pol.ice. My uncle took the cigarette and nodded to me. I said to my uncle, uncle, give me money.

Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the children. What story are you telling? Once upon a time there was a mountain. ...

Red light, green light and small white light

The little fool sat on the dock, crying for his wife. Why do you want a wife? Light a lamp, talk, blow a lamp, be a companion, and braid your hair tomorrow morning.

We are pests! We are pests! Bring back the spirit, bring back the spirit. Be sure to kill pests! ! Kill! ! !

Buffalo, buffalo, come out first, then come out ~ Your parents bought you roast mutton. If you don't eat, feed it to the dog. If the dog doesn't eat, I'll give it to you!

Damn, don't eat fried noodles, eat fried noodles and shit.

Cover your head ~ hold cabbage ~ wear a sack ~ ~ call yourself Dong Fangbubai ~ actually it's the second generation of nb ~ ~

Serves me right-I should live, and no one will bury you when you die.

Smoking and drinking suddenly pop out ~ ~ both men and women dare to go to the toilet

Xx's head, like a ball, kicks department stores, department stores, sells balls and sells xx's head. .

Because it is scientific. .

I got a dichotomy in Chinese, pouted in math and became a duckling.

Often one point and two points, Amitabha three points and four points, five points and six points once a year, never a hundred points.

In this spring morning, mosquitoes bite everywhere and wolves eat you at night.

I was swinging on the swing when the sun came out. After swinging, I swung on the tightrope. Suddenly, a high-voltage telex came. I was sent to hades. I lit a cigarette for hades. The keeper praised me as a good boy. Year after year, I finally returned to this world.

Our K comes from Beijing team, Casio team and Japan team. Misao Misao Lamisao

We are all wooden heads. Don't talk, don't laugh, don't show our front teeth.

Pull a big saw, pull a big saw, and sing a big show at the door of your hometown, just without you!

One net does not catch fish, two nets do not catch fish, and three nets catch small tails. . . . . . fish

Squeezing is eating, and Bagaru is an asshole!

1988, I learned to drive, and I ran uphill and downhill 100. The police came to arrest me, and I escaped into the ladies' room. There was no light in the ladies' room, and I fell into the Baba pit. I fought Baba, and finally I died. In memory of me, a lamp was installed in the toilet.

scrambled eggs ......

An old man flies a plane, but the second one is still Bob! ! ! Fortunately, Lao San ran fast and killed Lao Si, a bastard!

There used to be a barber shop, high-tech. Without scissors and knives, Hao went down with big bags, red bags, green bags and big purple bags one by one and went home to wipe off the smelly toothpaste. . .

The cat came, and so did the dog. Brother Mouse got up late.

Generally, it is generally the third in the country.

Sue, Sue, pout and buy medicine.

I am your father, how great I am. I worked hard to raise you. If you don't listen to me, I'll marry you to him.

It's my soldier, come with me ~ not my soldier ~ I fart ........

Teacher, teacher, don't be angry. It's all because XXX doesn't live up to expectations, smoking and drinking, and all of a sudden, both men and women dare to go to the toilet. August 15 jailed, September 15 shot!

Rabbit! You wait and see.

Delicious bags, love kittens, kittens don't like exquisite bags.

Shit in the seawall and catch cold, and my feet are covered with sugar. ...

Cowardice is not bragging, the mountain is not right, and the train does not push.

An old Ding Man gave me two marbles. I said I would return them in three days, and he said I would return them in four days. Fuck you. 33 cents for three chopped green onion, 66 cents for a piece of meat and 99 cents for a washboard. Finally, I drew an old man's face ~ ~ ~

XX's fart, how fierce, so thick (compare it with your hand) that the steel pipe collapses into such a thin one (compare it again)

On Monday night, it was dark and there was a war at Mao Mao's home. At the mother's command, dad twitched, grandma jumped off the building to offer sacrifices, and grandpa jumped into the cesspit. . .

Just after opening the door of the train on Monday, a beautiful woman jumped out. Red face, green lips and this little urinal on his head. .

Silly xx crossed the road, shit his pants, picked up a piece of toilet paper and wiped his ass. The more he rubbed it, the more sticky it became. Go home and fucking spank him, the more comfortable he is. . . . .

There was no light in the toilet in the middle of the night and I accidentally fell into the toilet. I fought with the toilet, and finally I died, I died.

The calf rides a tightrope, and the cow B hangs lightning! The calf chased Liang, and the cow B dipped in sugar.

Rogues know martial arts, but coconuts can't stop the wind.

There is one place where you never wear clothes, and that is the bathing hall ... there are men on the left and women on the right, and there is no wall in the middle. ...

1987, I joined the circus. When I was a child, people gave me 20 points, one melon seed and two salty ones, leaving 17 points. I bought a rooster. Roosters don't lay eggs. Take it to the hospital. The hospital is closed and bought a urinal. ...