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Love says: I can't empathize with you, but I can be your best listener.

1. If you love someone too much, it will flow out of your eyes.

He made you red-eyed, but you smiled and forgave him. So you've already figured out who you're with.

I can't empathize with you, but I can be your best listener.

4. Inappropriate is probably that I can't make you happy, but you can only make me cry.

When people ask you why you got married, most people will answer that my family is anxious or my daughter-in-law is pregnant. Few people say that I love her too much.

6. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if she is ugly, in case she is blind.

7. liking you without warning is my hidden disease.

8. You never know how many people you rejected care about you as much as you do.

Tell me a story, she told him. He said with a smile: Once upon a time, a boy liked a girl, so he tried his best to get close to her, inquire about her phone number, understand her hobbies, chat her up, accompany her to read books and secretly collect her photos. He told her affectionately that one day he asked her out to express his love. . . Then she asked. Then she asked him to tell a story.

10. I never gave up liking you, just changed from being strong to being silent.

Classic connotation: I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to be forced from beginning to end.

1. Someone said I was handsome, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled. 2. Play mahjong with three girls. They say they can't play with money. I said, take out all your things. As a result, I won three packs of sanitary napkins, two packs of paper towels and a bottle of Fuyanjie. I have only admired three men in my life! One is, the other is, and the third is Ning. One day the fairy died, one day the fairy died, and every fucking ghost was spared! 4. How to please your girlfriend when she comes to her period? She can't eat cold when her period comes, so she must take good care of her feelings. Don't eat ice cream in front of her! 5. A female friend's birthday, the four of us agreed to send her a happy birthday at 0: 00, each with a word, and I got the second one. As a result, they didn't send it 6. Just looking at you one more time in the crowd makes you think I want to take a taxi. 7. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to be forced from beginning to end. 8. Dad said to his son, I want to find a wife for you. The son said, but I am willing to find it myself! Dad said, but this girl is Bill Gates' daughter! The son said, if so, yes. Then his father went to Bill Gates and said, I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates said, no, my daughter is still young! Dad said, but this young man is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill Gates said, Ah, OK! Finally, dad found the president of the World Bank and said, I recommend a vice president for you! The president said, but I have too many vice presidents, redundant! Dad said, but this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law! The president said, all right! 9. Do you leave the toilet with shit or your ass? 10. I went on a blind date today and ordered several dishes, including a plate of sweet and sour carp. Looked at the price: 32 yuan, it suddenly occurred to me that a plate of sweet and sour carp was just dating in 8 yuan, and now it is still dating in 32 yuan. . . 1 1. I licked my fingers and cried. 12. Son: Mom, should people help each other? Mom: Of course. Son: Then should we also help each other? Mom: What are we, helping each other? Son: I feel very uncomfortable when you look at my homework. If you cry while watching TV, it must be uncomfortable. Why don't I watch it for you and you watch it for me? 13. Late night husband: Honey, are you hungry? Shall I cook noodles for you? Wife: No need. Husband: Shall I wash some fruit for you? Wife: No need. Husband: Shall I wash clothes and mop the floor? Wife: No need. Husband: Wife, what do you suggest I do? I have nothing to do here anyway! Wife: Just stay there and kneel until dawn. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner. I don't think you dare to say that you are single on WeChat! Also special, the monthly salary is 30,000! 14. Sir, you can't go in! A fireman stopped me. Get out of my way and let me in. It's burning inside. I'm thinking about your safety. Please step back. Then I should go in. I can't stand by and watch the fire spread. What does TM mean by holding a handful of raw mutton kebabs? 15. In a class in junior high school, the math teacher wrote a blackboard full of problems. When my copying hand was about to break, she made a big cross on the blackboard: this solution is wrong. 16. I went to my girlfriend's house to play. My girlfriend blushed and asked me: Do you want to go to the dormitory with me? Oh, my God, there is a play. I quickly asked her tentatively: Is there WiFi in the bedroom? 17. I'm so afraid of being blown into others' arms by the typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not quit. 18. Female: Master, why did my husband cheat? Host: You eat this cake first. Woman: Yes. Host: Is it delicious? Woman: Delicious. Host: Do you still want to eat? Woman: Yes. Host: This is another piece for you. Host: Do you still want to eat? Woman: Yes. Host: Now do you know why your husband cheated you? W: I see. Because he is insatiable and never knows how to be satisfied. Master: Pull JB down on you! Look at you. You've put on weight. . . 19. Cinderella attended the dance. As soon as the prince saw her, he was fascinated by her and immediately invited her to dance. The happy time passed quickly, and it was almost midnight. Cinderella had to leave at once. Www hastily left a glass slipper. The prince followed, picked up the glass shoes and lost in thought: 44 yards? ! Xiaoming, who jumped into the Yellow River, finally jumped into the Yangtze River. 2 1. A martial arts coach was beaten black and blue by his wife. After meeting the students, they asked, "Coach, what happened to your face?" ? The coach touched his face and said shyly, I quarreled with my wife last night and let her hit me a few times. Student: Don't you know martial arts? Why did you let him fight? Coach: She doesn't follow the routine. 22. How big is your school? I replied that the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships. Recommend something that can't be empathetic.

Can't feel the same.

1. Where does the empathy in this world come from?

No one will really understand how sad you are.

Second, where did you get so much empathy in the world? No, your experience, your life and your story can only be left by yourself. My brother Joe, take your time. Life is so long. How can you talk about life if you have not experienced several dog-like feelings? Who has no story? Any language is too pale for you, so I can only listen to you and accompany you.

Third, I don't know how to work hard and persist, and I don't know what I want. I don't know how to be positive. Maybe my encouragement to myself is hypocritical.

However, there are so many empathetic feelings in the world that only you can understand your pain!

Fourth, there are so many empathetic feelings in this world that there will never be the same feelings and the same pain. Unscrupulous love in youth will be doubly painful in old age. It doesn't hurt to think about it. Then don't love. 20xx year. 5. nine

No one in this world will really feel the same way. Where are you from? Who knows you! No one knows what's wrong with him! Finally understand the real grievance, you really can't say it.

6. I want to call and say that I am unhappy, but how can so many people in the world feel the same way? I have nothing to do after eating all day.

Seven, no one can't live without anyone, and no one will be with anyone forever. Where do so many comedies in the world come from? More comedies are tragedies that make you feel the same. Some people will stay or move on with their lives.

Eight, there is no empathy in the world.

If you are not among them, how can you feel the same way?

Even if others understand your grievances,

No, in their eyes,

Your grievance may be just a story.

Where did you get so much empathy in this world?

I can't please others anymore.

Ten, in this world, if there is no personal experience, how can you feel the same?

Eleven, this is my present situation, which expresses the voice of people like me. We have different troubles at different ages. You can't understand my heart, and I can't understand your suffering. Therefore, I said nothing. The world has never felt the same way, and there are so many people who care about each other.

The person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most.

Where do you get so much sympathy in this world?

So you must be true to yourself.

Even if you haven't met anyone who can make you live like yourself.

Please be true to yourself and get through all the pain.

Thirteen, where did you get so much empathy in the world?

What you don't know is.

It's impossible for you to understand

14. There are so many people who feel the same way in this world, and they will only laugh at your cowardice. Therefore, in any case, living a beautiful life requires great patience, not complaining or explaining, living in the present and growing up crazily.

15. What kind of empathy in the world won't happen to you? You never know what that is. It's just an outlet, telling more people what you can't let go.

The so-called happiness is based on pain, just like when you are happy, you can't feel the pain of others, and you can't feel the pain of others.

So just be yourself.

16. There is no empathy in the world. Even if you tell others all your unhappiness and sadness, they won't understand your loss.

After watching the game last night, some people said that you were in a bad state, and some people said that you were under too much pressure.

I can only say that it's hard work. Keep going.

I'm just a layman, and there are some things I don't understand, not to mention that I'm not you. There is no empathy in this world.

Fang Bo, many years ago, it was time for you to ask. A few years ago, you felt sorry for yourself. You think you were born to suffer. Someone told you last year that the whole world would make way for you. And I'm telling you, you've worked hard for so long. If you want to, I'm afraid you have to work hard.

You said you wouldn't let us down No, it's not. We don't want to be a burden on your shoulders, we want to be a pillar behind you, and your efforts and persistence are not to satisfy us. But for you, you know.

We've been watching you from behind. Don't worry, we will always be together.

18. When I was studying, my classmates often said that it would be nice to go back to the May 4th period when literature and art contended and the times created heroes. People often say that the present society is not good. Look how simple the old society was, ancient It's a Wonderful Life. Where did you get empathy in the world? The understanding of the past only stays in books and TV plays. The past is not necessarily good, but how miserable the modern may be. You made it yourself.

19,54, you don't do anything right. How can there be so much empathy in the world?

Twenty, where can you feel empathy in the world, because others are not you, and you are not others. . .

Twenty-one, I can't find a place to tell. There is no empathy in the world. Take it. Take it. Do you think it will get worse? I really want to go somewhere. Accept it calmly. The quieter you worry, the more terrible you are. The more suspicious you are. Autumn is coming. It's time for the disease to recur. It can heal itself, but it can't heal itself at all. It hurts a little. A kind-hearted child.

22. There is no empathy in the world, so live your life well and don't tell others what to do.

23. Where does the empathy in this world come from? If soulmate really exists, it must have saved the galaxy in a previous life.

Twenty-four, always afraid that others don't like me, try very hard to cater to please. If I am misunderstood, I can't wait to grab each other by the collar and explain for three days and three nights. Now the more you live, the bigger your heart is. If you don't like it, you don't like it. I'm so cute and funny, I sympathize with you for not being friends with me. In this world, there is no empathy. The needle didn't stick to you, and it wasn't you who hurt.

25. There are some things I don't want to tell you again, just like the sentence I once heard. How can the world feel the same way? You have no idea how much it hurts if the needle doesn't stick.

Twenty-six, there is no empathy in the world, but I am talking from the heart and you are listening to the story.

Twenty-seven, just got up, I saw an interview with Degang Guo on my mobile phone. One sentence impressed me deeply. He said that he hates people who know nothing but advise you to be generous, so stay away from them. Yes, there is no empathy in this world!

28. Where do you get empathy from different experiences? Everyone has his own ideas, and everyone is different. If everyone talks about it, you will be trapped all your life. More passers-by put salt on the wound than doctors save lives.

30. Different experiences come from different empathetic people. If everyone suffers, you will be trapped for life. The world is full of animals that sprinkle salt on wounds, not doctors who save lives. Don't expect anyone to sympathize with you. All you have to do is face the cold eyes and ridicule, keep going, and taste life with tears. It's just a glass of wine. There's still a long way to go.

31. There is no empathy in this world. When you are sad, the person who loves you the most is doing his own thing and making fun of your state. This is love. Usually, love is better than hugging. I care too much about others, and finally I am sad only myself.

Thirty-two, where in the world can there be so much empathy and all you can do is stay with you only when you need it.

33. My mother is right. Don't keep everything in your heart. You have to talk to someone. What are you angry about? Where are you angry? What hurts your heart? Where are you hurt? You must let others know. It is difficult for them to guess, feel and understand for themselves. Where did you get so much tacit understanding and empathy in the world? A woman who can coquetry is the best.

There is no empathy in the world, so you must take care of yourself.

Thirty-five years old, I clearly understand where there are so many empathetic feelings in the world, but I still want to tell you that it is just a stain, but I still want to say that people just can't stand loneliness. That's mean.

Thirty-six, the longer it grows, the more it can suppress things. It's not that you don't want to talk. What can I do if I say it? How to feel 100% empathy in the world? Self-healing is better than perfunctory.

Each of us is a whole and has our own ideas. Where does the word empathy come from in the world? We haven't experienced how to empathize. Everyone's family background, growth experience and social status are different. Well, just live a good life. Good night

Thirty-eight, where did you get so much empathy in the world? It's just that person who accompanied you through that difficult and sad day.

In fact, it is very embarrassing to give your preferences to others, just like pouring out your troubles. Where in the world will there be so many like-minded and empathetic people? It would be much better to open a barrage, even if you are lonely, you are not lonely. So is there anyone around me who listens to Lan?

Forty, there is no empathy in this world, but it is all superficial hypocrisy. That's fucking enough.

Classic Quotations: You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

Guide: Please be grateful when you meet; When you love each other, please cherish it; When you turn around, please be elegant; Please be sure to smile when you say goodbye. Because once you turn around, you may never see it again.

1, smile warmly, let it be.

In the old society, she was a beauty, and people could not hate her.

3. It is neither heartless nor unlucky. It's just that we will meet many people in our life. How many can really stop? Life is a ferry that will eventually become barren, and even I am a passer-by.

4. In daily life, what only heaven can do can also be done by diligence; What genius can't do, diligence can do.

5. Memory is a bridge to a lonely prison. Someone in it, a relationship, is something you can't bear to part with, can't let go of. I seem to have forgotten it, and when I suddenly think of it, my heart will also ripple. I often wonder, is it that person or that relationship that keeps us from letting go? Finally relieved: without that person, there would be no such love. Without that love, that person is not worth remembering.

6. The stars we see may have fallen hundreds of millions of years ago. At this moment, their brilliance fell into our pupils, which was the most mysterious accident. -"The Little Prince"

7. I have always had a "philosophy of life" in my heart: heartless, can live a hundred years; A clear conscience, live not tired; There is a clear water in my heart, and there is no trouble of staying overnight. If I'm not angry about staying overnight, I won't get sick of staying overnight.

8. In this world, time is the most precious and eyes are the most deceptive.

9, I will miss my childhood, I don't know the taste of sadness, I don't have to blame, I won't break my heart for others, I don't know the hardships of the world.

10, youth is never easy. Every generation has its own destiny, grievances, struggles and struggles, and there is nothing to complain about. -white

1 1. Believe in yourself. If you can bind yourself, you can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

12, sometimes, you wake up too late and don't understand what you are looking for, but you actually give up at the last second.

13, you never gave me a look back, but I kept smiling at you.

14. In this world, some roads have to be faced alone, and you have to trudge alone. No matter how long the road is, no matter how dark the night is, you have to walk alone silently.

15, please be grateful when you meet; When you love each other, please cherish it; When you turn around, please be elegant; Please be sure to smile when you say goodbye. Because once you turn around, you may never see it again.

16, I don't depend on anyone to give me happiness. Anyone's love is just icing on the cake, not the source of life.

17, most of the pain is the result of refusing to leave, there is no doomed misfortune, only persistence.

18, I never blame myself for wasting time, not making up my mind to realize my dream, and not trying my best to cultivate my potential. Everyone complains about others and depends on others, so they can only accomplish nothing and stand still. If you are willing to bite the bullet, look to the future and rely on yourself, life can be reversed.

19, what you can't forget is the memory, but the continuation of life. If you miss it, you will pass by.

20, life, think more headaches, figured out the heartache. Love is not home, each is well.

2 1, if there is no return, you must know enough is enough.

22. When you think you are important to the world, the world is just ready to forgive your naivety.

23. Socializing is very tiring, because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't actually have.

24. The essence of love is yourself. You should never give up on yourself. You should believe that you are beautiful, intelligent, enterprising, moral and tolerant. In this way, will others leave you? No, you can't get rid of it.

25. Some darkness can only be crossed by oneself; Some pains can only be experienced by yourself; Some loneliness, only to taste; However, through the darkness, you can definitely feel the temperature of the sun; Out of pain, you will definitely reach the height of growth; Say goodbye to loneliness, and you will certainly gain the depth of your soul.

26. Some people look at you all their lives but ignore you all their lives. Some people just look at you and affect your life. Some people are eager to be happy for you, but they are left out by you. Some people make you happy for a while, but they get the chains of thoughts. Some people have been willing for n years, but you have rejected them. Some people's careless expression has become an eternal miss. This is life.

27. A person is not necessarily rich or expensive. It is enough for him to sleep peacefully every night in his life. -Yi Shu

28. When we understand that life and self are not used to overcome, but to get along, we will understand that some things are unreasonable, but we must believe; Some things are not solid, but they must be relied on. Learn to control your life, even if there are many difficulties, you should move forward with confidence. No self-pity, no inferiority, no sadness, day by day, step by step, the joy and inevitable arrival of a bright future lies in our own practice.

29. If we walk too fast, stop and let the soul keep up.

30. The pain lies not in so hard to forget, but in whether you have the courage to start over.

3 1, we all have to figure out three questions: first, what do you have, second, what do you want, and third, what can you give up. For most people, it is easy to evaluate their present situation. I know exactly what I want; The hardest thing is that you don't know and dare not give up anything-this can determine whether what you want can really be realized, and no one can get everything without giving up.

I only regret one thing: I regret not meeting you earlier. You have suffered a lot, and I have taken many wrong paths myself.

33. There is a kind of heroism in life, that is, after recognizing the truth of life, you still love life.

34. Only when you are drunk can you know the strength of wine, and only when you have loved it can you know the weight. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream. -Hu Shi

What I want to say is that time will definitely take away the fragments in our lives and float away. Leave and preserve the really important things and feelings for us. Finally, you see this existence, which is a dark green towering mountain range in your heart. Quiet and peaceful, without any words. You will know and get it. Learn to wait and trust.

36. The six most precious wealth in life are: first, self-confidence in the face, second, the backbone melted in the blood, third, the belief built in the soul, fourth, the dream hidden in the bottom of my heart, fifth, the rich knowledge in my brain, and sixth, the body given to me by my parents.

37. Don't, for one failure, forget the distance you decided to reach. If you are confused and miserable, please think about why you started.

38. Sometimes, the most painful thing is not the loss, but the unhappiness after getting it.

39. Nourish your stomach with green tea, wash your lungs with fresh air, bask in the bright sunshine, find a group of friends to get drunk, sleep like a cat, and forget the fatigue of crossing the world.

40. In a spoony day, who can tell what is sweet and what is bitter? All I know is that if I'm sure, I'll never look back. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

Editor's note: Memory is a bridge to a lonely prison. Someone in it, a relationship, is something you can't bear to part with, can't let go of. I seem to have forgotten it, and when I suddenly think of it, my heart will also ripple. I often wonder, is it that person or that relationship that keeps us from letting go? Finally relieved: without that person, there would be no such love. Without that love, that person is not worth remembering.