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202 1 year cure: bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.
2. [You said you were ill, can I be your medicine]
Bully the person I like, or I'll rob your man.
Laughing for a long time, even I believe that I am happy.
Shakespeare said that when you see a person's temperature is 38.6 degrees, it is love at first sight.
6. Leave my world with your bitch, and I will satisfy your shameless sex! !
7. Close your eyes and own the whole universe. When I opened my eyes, there was only one table.
8. I think it is a hooligan behavior for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!
9. Whether you love it or not, you will never see each other again in your next life.
10, as if nothing had happened, is the best revenge.
1 1. In fact, love has many choices, and I can also set you free.
12, _ I always like to plan other people's affairs, but I know nothing about my own affairs *
13, don't argue with people with no quality, because it's like wrestling with pigs. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose.
14, when you meet the biggest conflict in your life, people around you will only sneer at you and pretend to be hypocritical, won't they?
15, true love needs to wait. Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.
Wechat classic character: bully me if you are unhappy. Anyway, I like you so much.
1. You look so good. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?
2. I was once lost in your world; Now in the world without you, I have found a better self.
There is a kind of love: wherever you go, I will stop by.
The more brains, the fewer friends. The less brains you have, the more people you will play with.
I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating little monsters. However, the reality is that mice play with cats, sheep play with wolves, and two bears kill Logger Vick.
6. The more considerate you are, the less others care about your grievances and temper.
7. Some people leave early just to let the future people come early.
8. All efforts are not to make others think you are great, but to make yourself look up to yourself.
9. You can bully me if you are unhappy. I like you very much anyway.
10. I suddenly understand what it means to say something important three times. Generally speaking, Weibo said it once, space said it once, and friends said it once.
1 1. It's better to be a friend than not to be a friend, and it's better to be a lover than to let go.
12. Youth is like this. It seems that living is a waste, so it is better to waste it on you.
13. If I can't hold an umbrella for you, then I will accompany you in the rain.
14. I only have one youth. I don't want to disappoint anyone. You are sincere to me.
15. The classmate you haven't contacted for a long time suddenly added your friend. Don't think too much. In addition to borrowing money, she began to do purchasing.
16. If I don't philander, how can I be worthy of your easy virtue snake heart?
17. All the stories between the eyebrows are either affectionate or reluctant.
18. Not afraid of radiation, tired eyes, waking up in the middle of the night, and missing any news and news from you.
19. Are you still waiting for that person? Waiting to be loved or waiting to give up!
20. If the person I love wants to leave me, I can only say two words: OK. Never ask why. How could you do this to me? What did I do wrong? Now that you have decided to leave, there must be a reason why you are ready. Everything I leave will not belong to me. Good luck.
2 1. You can dare to do emotional things, but you really can't take them lightly.
22. When I don't like you, even if you fuck women all over the street, I don't care.
If you haven't experienced my past, don't comment on my present easily.
24. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?
25. Don't be so delicate and artificial in front of me, lose your temper, put on a face and criticize me. If you have any questions about me, just speak out. Since I dare not say, what can I do?
26. I won't see you off if you go, but come, no matter how stormy it is, I will pick you up.
27. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed.
28. My world is not big, and I am too lazy to expand it, but you have decided to go out and never want to come back.
29. You don't need to like it, let alone hate it.
30. Some people say that you are false, so how much truth did he give you? Some people say that you have changed. How long has it been since he cared about you? Someone misunderstood you, which means that he doesn't know you at all. Some people are suitable for your company, while others simply forget it. Thank them for pointing out your life so hard. You'll be fine. It has nothing to do with them.
3 1. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me!
32. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around?
33. Change my heart and give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.
34. This king's country is more than enough to support you.
35. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat.
Don't say you're sorry if you're not sincere. You are the best apology!
37. Later, she was brave and terrible, and she was not bad at alcohol, tobacco and swearing.
If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
39. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.
40. You say you like rain, but you take an umbrella when it rains. You say you like sunshine, but when it is sunny, you hide in a cool place. You say you like the wind, but when it is windy, you close the window. So I'm afraid you'll say you like me, too.
2020 is in a hot mood: bully me if you are unhappy. I like you so much anyway.
1. I am an emotional madman, changing my mood for you hundreds of times every day.
2. The best friendship doesn't start in kindergarten, but never ends after it starts.
What I am not good at is comfort and retention, so don't feel bad and don't leave.
4. Efforts may not be successful, but giving up will definitely fail.
I miss those years, the future is too far away to have a shape, and we are too simple to care about.
6. Most of the things you have been waiting for too long are not what you originally wanted.
7. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.
8. How many reasons do you have to find to convince the wound in your heart?
9. If you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart.
10. How many people fall in love under the banner of friendship, and how many people tell the truth in a joke.
Time is like a silent thief, stealing everything.
12. In your life, at least once, you lost your reserve, put down your self-esteem and destroyed all your principles for one person.
13. I dare not look into your eyes, because I am afraid that every look in my eyes is a confession.
14. When I was young, I had many dreams. When I grow up, I only dare to dream and dare not think.
15. The world won't treat you well just because you are miserable.
16. The real bull ratio is not how much background you have, but how many people you are!
17. Friendship can further become love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.
18. What is restored will never return to its original state.
19. We all stumble and grow up in time, and then leave the original appearance bit by bit.
No matter how beautifully I weave the future, I can't resist the repeated pull of reality.
2 1. You know, when you miss the past, people in the past have no time to wait for you.
22. I want a lot of love, if not, I want a lot of money.
23. I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew my chewing gum again.
24. Family is always disappointed, and there is no need for unnecessary care.
25. The math teacher came in and said that the PE teacher was ill, so this class was math. At this time, the PE teacher pushed the door in and saw the math teacher say, am I sick again?
26. Those who are called friends by my parents are my unique youth.
27. It's more elegant than irrelevant.
28. Only when you are not drunk can you understand that there is water running in the wine, and only when you can't sleep can you remember who lives in your heart.
29. Everyone who once loved deeply shuttled through life in memory and reality.
30. Many people secretly criticize me, saying that I am sleek and sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.
3 1. Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a person.
32. My kindness to you is different from others. I have an intention. My biggest attempt is that you love me too.
33. The world does not lack me, and my world lacks you.
34. I'm looking for lost memories. Speak human words. I am reviewing.
35. I started listening to some old songs and reading some old books. I started to collect some yellowed photos. I don't like telling others as much as I used to. I began to see the indifference and indifference of others. I began to let the pain bloom in my heart. I began to keep my tears from seeing the light outside. I'm starting to care too much. I began to learn to love myself the most. Tell me, am I growing up or old?
36. If you have experienced real isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing.
37. How many people say they can't live without you, and then where are they?
When someone insults you, remember that a lion won't turn around because he hears a dog barking.
39. You can bully me if you are unhappy. I like you very much anyway.
40. Don't eat the things in the spoon, look at the things in the pot, look at the things in the basin, think about the things in the bowl, and remember what is not in the pot.
Disgusting sweet love story: bully me when you are angry.
1. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you as a grievance. Remember to be available at any time from now on, don't worry about it.
It is a great luck to meet some scenery once in a lifetime.
I can understand that you are good-looking. I gritted my teeth to understand beautiful people.
I know I like you, but I don't know where the future is. Because I know you won't take me anywhere. And memory lights up your smile. It takes so much effort to be happy.
I think if I was born 10 years earlier and met 10 years earlier. Maybe I fell in love with her from the bottom of my heart. Although this assumption is meaningless
6. There is a blooming cloud, which glides slowly over the top of the mountain and floats to the horizon with the wind.
We gradually understand that some farewells are the last farewells.
7. The place where you are is the end of the world that I have to miss.
8. Today we have a dog together, and then we walk the dog together. After a long time, we have love, and dogs have dogs.
If you are angry, bully me.
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