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Summary of my Beckin sentence
20 18.7.29
I don't know where Beibei learned idioms, so I went out to play and said, "I'm going out to play soon." . Mother is changing clothes in the room. She said, mom, why did you shut me out? "
7 1. Beibei clung to her little uncle during a nap, then put her feet on his head and lay on him again, making him sleepy and unable to sleep. She also naively asked: Uncle, why don't you sleep?
I kicked the quilt myself and said, alas, no one covers me. I am sad.
73. The little uncle is cup-shaped, and Beibei is particularly curious to see the circle on her body. Always pick it up and ask quietly: Uncle, how did you become a ladybug?
74. The little uncle joked with Beibei and asked her if she was a big-headed shellfish. Beibei shyly agreed. But he retorted that there were aunt big head, uncle big head and grandma big head.
75. Asked if Beibei liked her brother, she said yes. My brother will protect me.
76. Beibei is not allowed to enter the ward. She can only video with her mother and say to her mother: I miss you so much. She said she wanted to see her brother, who had been sleeping. His name was Lele! Lele! Seems to want to wake him up. But my brother was unmoved. Beibei said to herself, I'm going to be a sister, and I'll be good.
77. Beibei likes making friends very much. She has great courage. She takes the initiative to hold people's hands wherever she goes. Grandma takes Beibei for a walk. Beibei saw a small basin friend in the distance, ran over and took the old man's hand and said, long time no see!
Beibei went to play with sand and introduced herself: My name is Lucay. My little brother coldly reminded me: don't expose privacy.
78. Beibei is coming to visit her aunt, and she is ready to go home. My uncle asked her if she wanted to eat watermelon, and she said no, thanks!
79. Beibei eats grapes. Aunt said, if you have food, give it to your brother. Beibei said, ok, I'll give it to everyone.
69. Beibei suddenly pointed to her mother one day and said, You are a beautiful and kind person! Mom asked: What about Dad? Beibei said firmly: No!
70. While a large family was eating, Beibei suddenly ran to the toilet in her pants and said, Excuse me, I have to pee. Didn't take the initiative to say beforehand. This time, not only did I say it so politely, but everyone laughed.
Yesterday, the baby went to the kitchen and took out a small jar. I said, oh! Did you take out the fumigation pot that Uncle Li Weihua gave you? Do you know what moxibustion is? The baby said: Moxibustion is brother and sister.
67. I couldn't help trying the mango picked by Yue Mingxuan yesterday. It turned out to be quite delicious, and the flesh was so full. Then Beibei and I both tasted some and left some for Grandma Beibei to eat in the kitchen. Then grandma was afraid that mango seeds would be wasted for a long time and wanted to eat them clean. Beibei ran to see it, and then silently said, I am addicted [covering my face].
66. Mother told Beibei that there was a baby in her belly. Beibei looked at grandma's belly and asked, Grandma, will there be a baby in your belly?
65. Mother told Beibei the story of Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf finally spit out grandma and said. After listening to the story, Beibei asked in surprise: Isn't grandma delicious? Mother said that it was a good thing that grandma was spit out, otherwise it would be too poor for Little Red Riding Hood to see her again. Beibei said: Yes, but isn't grandma delicious?
Mei Zi has recently found it difficult to find the right person. She said to herself, forget it, just find someone to marry. She doesn't believe in love anymore. Beibei listened carefully: Aunt, you can't just follow others, it will be very sad.
64. Drive your family out for dinner. Beibei pushed her father's hand away. Get out of my way. Can't see the scenery!
6 1.
I just got off the phone with my father, and my mobile phone was on the bed. The baby looked at the mobile phone and asked, can I call my grandmother? I said yes, she called you herself. At first, she called grandpa by mistake, and then she hung up and called grandma.
62.
In the morning, dad is peeling eggs and the baby is talking. Dad, are you peeling eggs? Then I saw Effie eating after peeling, and the baby said, Dad, will you eat by yourself? Mom worked hard, didn't you peel it for her?
1. Born and outgoing, Beibei goes out to play as soon as she arrives every day. As soon as she arrived, she began to make trouble. Grandma said it was windy and rainy outside, but Beibei insisted: There is an umbrella! There is an umbrella!
Once she wanted to go to her aunt's house to play with her electric car, and her mother said that grandma would get it later. She ran to grandma's room, stepped over a pile of sundries and was about to jump on the bus. She won't stop until I bring her back and drive the car out.
Last weekend, I said I would go to my house to play, but my sister and brother-in-law disagreed. Beibei launched a stalking attack and stuck to me like a sloth. I finally succeeded in taking it away.
Seeing Beibei in a hurry, I really feel exactly like my aunt. The drive to never give up until you reach your goal sometimes shocks my heart. If we were as simple and firm as children, we might have achieved something great long ago.
This is why this sentence should not forget your initiative, so as to achieve your ultimate goal.
2. One day, Beibei suddenly felt: I am very happy to play outside, but I can't stay at home. That's from the heart.
One day, Beibei's father came back from a haircut, and Beibei said that his father was like a big brother. From then on, when I saw my father, I called him big brother, crying and laughing.
4. Since my father became a big brother, I woke up this morning (18011), lying in bed, looking at my sister, pointing to my father and saying that she is a big brother and you are a big sister.
My sister vomited in the bathroom and Beibei was sitting in the living room. To put it simply, sis threw up again.
One night Beibei woke up in the middle of the night, and her sister said, What are you doing up so late? You see, you are the only child in the world.
? Beibei said slowly, there is a little brother.
? I feel cold in my back in an instant.
? I think telling ghost stories is quite emotional.
6. Beibei loves her little uncle very much, probably because he never taught her, restrained her and let her nature play freely. Every time my uncle came, he always got the most warm reception, got all kinds of flattery and flattery from Beibei, and flew excitedly in my uncle's car. Once I couldn't help writing a little uncle's song and singing one. I'm really jealous of this treatment.
7. Beibei is less than 1 year old. Once I made her a pair of trousers with a big ass, and she took it and said thank you. To everyone's surprise.
? From then on, Beibei will say thank you to everyone. You're welcome. What a polite little girl.
8. Beibei is a little grown up now. She ate by herself and told everyone to eat together. If there is something delicious, she won't eat it alone. She always gives it to others first. It is really commendable to know how to share so little.
9. Beibei 1 year-old just learned to speak, and he learned a sentence: I won't play with you.
Once she is angry or wants to cheat, she will leave a sentence: I won't play with you, and then run back to her room. Leaving a group of adults in distress situation. I don't know where she learned it. She probably learned it from other children when she was playing outside.
10. Beibei went to the Palestinian village to remind her mother to hold the handle and pay attention to safety. She also gave her seat to grandma. If someone gives her a seat, she will remember to say thank you.
1 1. Seeing grandma cooking in the kitchen, Beibei said with great concern that grandma should pay attention to safety.
12. Seeing grandma cutting fruit in the kitchen, Beibei will run over and say, "Get one for mom."
13. Seeing dad cooking and cleaning in the kitchen, Beibei said: Dad has worked hard.
14. Beibei ate, looked at the rice in the bowl and said to her father, Handsome boy, do you want more?
15. Beibei cheated and was scolded by her father. Be nice to me, Beibei said with grievance.
16. Beibei likes to eat by herself, but it is easy to eat by herself everywhere. She always picks them up one by one before eating.
It is also plausibly said that every grain is hard.
17. In order to prevent Beibei from crossing the balcony, a guardrail was installed between the balcony and the living room. Grandma once washed things on the balcony and looked back to see Beibei had come out. She was surprised to ask how you got here. Beibei proudly said, I went in a hurry.
18. When I was sitting in the Palestinian village, an unknown grandmother asked Beibei, where is your father? Beibei said it was in Fuzhou. The other party asked him what he was doing in Fuzhou? Beibei replied: "Cooking!" A few days ago, grandma took her out to play, went home and went upstairs to ask Beibei where her mother was. Beibei said, "What are you doing at home?" "Go to sleep!" I found it when I got home, so my sister slept too much.
19. When my sister came home from work at night, someone rang the doorbell and grandma said, "It's mom." Beibei said seriously, "No! It's a courier! " Grandma opened the door with a bet expression, and it was indeed a courier. She asked Beibei, "How do you know?" Beibei said, "It's mine!" Open it. It's Beibei's DHA. Grandma lost the bet with Beibei, and Beibei became the prophet of our family. Whenever she rings the doorbell, she will ask who she is, and she can always guess.
20. Take Beibei for a ride by the lake. My sister said, I think there are many foreigners in the community. Beibei learned the word foreigner and said many foreigners at once. My sister thought Beibei saw it and asked Beibei where the foreigner was. Beibei replied, "Foreigners are in the trees."
"What are you doing in the tree?"
Me: "Have a meal."
2 1. In the morning, my sister said to Beibei, "It's 20 18."
Beibei suddenly said, "I can't cry any more."
My sister asked, "Who told you that?"
Bei: The king told me in a dream last night.
I made two New Year's wishes: I will celebrate the New Year, and I will never hit my mother again, and I will never hit my aunt again. Wry smile ~
22. Grandma puts a hairpin on Beibei. Beibei ran to the mirror and looked around and said, I am a little model.
23. Beibei hates washing her face and hands. As soon as she heard that her grandmother wanted to take a towel, she ran back to the bedroom and was chased by her grandmother to the corner of the bed. She was still wiped and said angrily, Beibei is crying! Little villain!
24. One day, Beibei woke up and cried sadly. Her family asked anxiously what had happened. She said, I dreamed of my aunt. ...
Did I dream that menstruation told her or did I dream that menstruation was wrong? I didn't say. I hope aunt won't appear in Beibei's nightmare again.
25. Grandma carried Beibei upstairs, and Beibei struggled to get down and walk by herself. Grandma asked why? Beibei said: Grandma is very tired.
26. Beibei saw her mother wearing high heels and said, Mom, you look like a model in high heels.
27. Beibei was attracted by her mother's red nails painted with Tang poems on her back, and pulled them over to say that her mother's hands were floating.
The next day, my aunt came to play at home. By comparison, my mother's hands are so floating, but my aunt's hands are not so floating.
28. Grandpa often plays the harmonica and electronic organ for Beibei to make her happy. Now grandma and grandpa are talking about videos, and Beibei immediately stands on a small stage (a stool) ready to dance.
29. Beibei's climbing ability is getting worse and worse. Grandma is cooking in the kitchen. When she turns around, Beibei has been sitting on the table stealing food.
30. Once my grandfather made a fuss and sent Beibei to comfort him. When he finished, he found that Beibei had disappeared and turned to see her stealing watermelons in the living room.
3 1. Beibei and her little uncle are sitting on the sofa. Little uncle used a warm water bag to compress his low back pain. Beibei saw her little uncle show his waist and said, "I'm ashamed."
Comrade Beibei, the little inspector, saw a little sister enter the corridor and left the door open. She told grandma that her door was open.
33. A grandmother gave Beibei something delicious to eat. Beibei asked: Where did Grandma buy it? "Grandma said" online ". So Beibei knows that she can buy things online.
34. Mom said that Beibei was a child with strong opinions, and then asked Beibei what opinions she had. Beibei dances: My opinion is that the yangko is twisted ~
35. Beibei, who loves to go out to play, has an entertainment task on weekends and can't accompany her. She cried for half an hour when she saw her aunt's car drive away. Grandma said: let aunt take you out to play next time, ok? "She immediately stopped:" All right! "
36. Once I passed a hospital in a Palestinian village, my mother told bb: This is where you were born. Bb said thoughtfully: I used to be an egg?
37. Beibei saw the evolution process in National Geographic magazine and pointed to a primitive man and said, "I'm so scared!" Mother said, "He is our ancestor, and we evolved from such ancestors." Beibei said, "The ancestors were so scared! ! "
38. When her mother vomited, Beibei said distressfully. : "Mom has worked hard." Then twist a head and say. : "tell the story of grandpa!"
39. Mom has herpes. Beibei looked at her mouth and said, "Mom's mouth is so red that it won't drift. I won't play with you. " ? _?
40. On the way, I met an uncle with children. My grandmother asked, what's your child's name? What about you, Yang Cong? Beibei said: My name is carrot?
4 1. Beibei went out to play, and others asked: Beibei, where are you from? I come from China.
42. On Beibei's second birthday, her mother wanted to cut Beibei's hair on a whim, but it was broken. Mom feels guilty? Look at Beibei and say sorry. Beibei comforted her mother and said, I don't care. I really don't care. At night, I looked in the mirror and said to myself: It doesn't matter.
43. Beibei talks to herself about what can and can't be eaten.
"Chocolate can't be eaten, allergic."
"The cake is inedible and allergic."
Mom asked: What else can't be eaten?
Beibei thought for a moment: "The moon can't eat."
No problem.
44. Aunt's ass hurts when she takes an injection. Beibei saw the frowning aunt and calmly waved and said, Aunt, it doesn't matter.
45. Beibei went to Aunt Potato's house to play. Her mother asked bb who was beautiful, Aunt Potato Tamar or her mother. She said aunt potato, but her mother didn't want to ask again. She answered Aunt Tamar, and then her mother kept asking N times without answering, pretending to be reading National Geographic magazine carefully.
? Then she asked who was the least beautiful among the three people in another way, and she pointed to her mother without hesitation.
? Mother is not only sad, but is she really her own daughter?
? Mom asked Uncle Guangyu, Uncle Shapi or Dad who was the most handsome. Bb pointed to Dad and asked who was the least handsome. She said uncle Guangyu.
Then he added, Uncle Guangyu is so cute.
Uncle Guangyu may still be the happiest, because after all, he is the cutest. After a while, the baby said, "Mom has acne, so I won't play with you!" " "
Mom, tonight is really a loss of 10 thousand.
46. Beibei looked at her grandmother in the mirror and said to her, Grandma, I'll buy you a car when I grow up.
I'm so happy for my grandmother. Q, what car?
Audi!'
47. Beibei hates washing her face and ass. Aunt said it would only drift after washing.
Grandma said, do you want to drift or ugly?
Beibei said without hesitation: Ugly!
Grandma is helpless: I would rather be ugly than wash my face!
48. Beibei had a crazy day. After eating at the colorful party, I almost stepped on a stone. Grandma picked up the exhausted Beibei and took off Beibei's shoes. Beibei said angrily, you are very good at bringing people. After listening to it twice, grandma suddenly reacted and smiled. This is simply a great affirmation for grandma to take people to work in the past six months.
49. Beibei took a nap, went to the living room, stood up straight and said, I am like a lamp.
Beibei saw a puppy and asked where its owner was. Grandma asked, who is your master? Beibei pointed to grandma.
5 1. Beibei always wants to hug these days. Grandma asked: Who is on grandma's back? Beibei replied: koala.
52. Aunt said, Beibei, come down and go by yourself. Is grandma tired? Beibei said: not tired!
53. The baby hasn't played Qiao Hu's drums for a long time. Grandma asked her to play for her today. She praised grandma, saying that grandma is really amazing. Then if she doesn't play this drum for a long time, she will say, I'll wait for you! Then Beibei replied: Are you still waiting for me? !
54. Grandma practiced cheating in the window at night and told Beibei that Grandma was lazy and hadn't exercised for a long time. Beibei replied, are you a lazy woman? You are a lazy girl!
55. I told my baby a story in bed and she kissed me on the back. Then she said she would lift her clothes and kiss me. I said why, she pointed to a broken book and said that foreign girls are like this, and then I turned over the book for a long time.
56. My aunt gave Beibei a skirt, and Beibei gave her favorite dairy queen balloon to her aunt, saying, remember to give it back to me later.
57. When I was shopping in the mall, an English training institution introduced me and talked with my mother. Bb looked at my mother nervously and said, Don't talk to strangers!
I'm afraid my mother has been abducted.
58. Grandpa bought a scooter for Beibei. Beibei saw the video and said happily, I climbed over to get it.
59. Mom coaxed Beibei to sleep: I haven't slept for a long time!
Beibei talked back: I haven't slept for a long time!
Mother used her quick wits and pretended to call Xuanxuan's brother: Hello, is this Xuanxuan's brother? Beibei does not sleep. Come by plane and I'll put you to sleep.
Beibei immediately sleeps next to her mother. Then my mother said to Xuanxuan's brother, Brother Xuanxuan, you don't have to come here. Beibei has fallen asleep.
Beibei immediately stood up and pretended to pick up the phone and said, Brother Xuanxuan, come here. I don't want to sleep any more.
60. Beibei watched Snow White not eat for a long time. Mom said not to watch it until after dinner. Beibei asked her aunt: Aunt, can I eat while watching?
He turned to his uncle and asked, Uncle, can you eat while watching?
6 1. Beibei looked at Snow White for the second time and saw the witch take out the poisonous apple. She said nervously, don't eat that apple!
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