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On the wedding day, the bride sent a circle of friends and talked about the funny announcement of marriage.

If you want to say it on your wedding day, we can simply say: from now on, two people have one room, three meals and four seasons. You can say with deep affection: hold your hand and watch the sunset with you every day. It's funny to say: I've been giving red envelopes for many years, and I can finally get my money back.

First of all, let's talk briefly about the wedding day.

1, at first glance, but it still hurts for a long time.

2, a thousand lights, one more.

I want to mention a national certificate.

4, that is you, I agree.

5, people in the rivers and lakes, marry first.

6, the rivers and lakes are far away, let's go together.

7. From now on, two people have one room, three meals and four seasons.

I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to the guests from all over the world.

9. like this circle of friends, the money is 20% off.

10, I heard that my husband is doing well and my daughter wants to hear more for the rest of her life.

1 1, five years ago, we decided to be together; Five years later, we decided to be together.

Second, talk on affectionate days.

1, you are my bride in this life.

2, along the way, but also insist on going on.

Hold your hand and enjoy the sunset with you every day.

I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you.

I will cook the dishes carefully every day and wait for you to eat when you come back.

6. I only miss you and love you at any moment in my heart!

7. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next.

In this life, if I can't have you, I will hate myself.

9. I will spend the best holiday with you until my teeth fall out.

10, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

Third, talk about the funny personals.

1. Your name is written on the property certificate. My mother can swim, so it's hard to keep an adult from giving birth. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

2. The red envelopes that have been distributed for many years can finally be returned.

The dog sits at home, and the food falls from the sky.

Bring your family to celebrate your early life.

There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.

6. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.

I wanted something today, but I married her.

8, near Zhu Zhechi, near the ink is black, near me is sweet.

9. When I meet a lovely person, I suddenly feel that life is not difficult, and I want to laugh in the evening breeze or cool breeze.

10, I met a particularly annoying person, especially likable, and I can't get tired of reading it, so …

1 1, the company of the world of mortals, free to eat fat.