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What people and things have you seen that ruined your outlook on life?
After the nitrogen fertilizer plant closed, my wife was laid off and had nothing to do. In addition, my cousin was transferred to a remote township, and only went home once a week, and my daughter lived on campus, which made my wife more idle. Everything has changed since she fell in love with playing mahjong.
My family income is only enough for normal living expenses. But my wife began to get tired of playing mahjong, and her gambling addiction became more and more serious. She began to bet on three fairs, sizes, etc. Playing these games won a lot, and she couldn't afford to lose at all, so she began to borrow them secretly everywhere. When there is no loan, the debtor puts forward meat compensation. She was forced to take off her clothes and give her body to the man, which was even more unbearable.
One day, my cousin went home and couldn't find a wife. She stayed at someone else's house for several days. It turned out that she had been lost in a man for seven days. My cousin divorced and ran away from home with humiliation.
After the divorce, my wife's gambling is even more outrageous. When she borrowed money from an old man in his sixties, the old man enjoyed her once. My wife may not even know how many people she has had sex with. Finally, because there were too many gambling debts, the meat compensation could not be solved, and finally the self-built house was sold.
As long as a woman participates in gambling, it will inevitably lead to derailment and extramarital affairs. In the worst case, the family is ruined and the people are killed. The world should be vigilant.
When my children went to kindergarten, there was a female teacher in the class named Yan, in her thirties, with delicate makeup and hot figure. Treat people warmly and have a glib tongue.
I haven't seen her for a while. Just asked, her colleague said she was transferred, and then added, married again! This is the fifth time. I thought I heard wrong, and then I looked at the teacher and slapped him, full of contempt!
Later, when I picked up the children, I met Mr. Yan from the gossip. It is said that she grew up in the countryside, lived with a punk in junior high school, dropped out of school and gave birth to a daughter. At that time, I was not old enough to get married. I just held a ceremony! After three or four years, a secondary school in the county enrolled students. Her family discussed with her husband and decided to send her to a secondary school.
From the countryside to the county seat, the contrast between urban and rural life is impacting Teacher Yan. No, it's Miss Yan or some wife. She thinks that life in the county is what she wants, and she wants to stay here. Heart is not as good as action, and soon my wife met a civil servant, a young man with a good family. In order to be worthy of that young man, a wife concealed her past and called herself Miss Yan.
Soon, the civil servant boy was conquered by the beautiful young girl Yan. At this time, Miss Yan has reached the legal age of marriage, so they quickly got a marriage certificate and held a grand wedding.
It is said that Miss Yan's ex-boyfriend has been there several times and was turned back. Then Miss Yan became Teacher Yan and gave birth to a son and a daughter with her husband. It stands to reason that teachers and civil servants have lived a happy life since then, and the story should end here! However, Teacher Yan is not ordinary. How can she live a normal life? The husband of a civil servant can't satisfy her inflated greed.
Using her beauty and calculation, she kept meeting so-called rich people and playing cards and drinking outside! Have fun. The civil servant's husband couldn't bear it anymore and divorced her. This time, she didn't have a baby. After the divorce, Teacher Yan became even more unscrupulous, seducing men everywhere, destroying other people's families, and later married a small boss who was ten years older than her.
How can a woman who indulges herself for a long time be satisfied with her family life? After spending some time with her boss, she divorced again. Without a license, she got married for the third time.
Next is her fourth paragraph, this time she is looking for a well-known real estate developer in the county. She got to know him carefully and started the fourth paragraph with pregnancy as a bargaining chip. In this marriage, she gave birth to a pair of twin sons. I thought my mother was expensive, and finally I lived the rich life she wanted. As a result, contrary to expectations, the shrewd developer went to do a paternity test, and the twins were not his.
The mother and son were kicked out of the house, and the authorities did their best. Teacher Yan failed to steal chicken this time, and a handful of rice was eroded.
Where you fall, you get up. How can a teacher with twins be satisfied? Never let twins stop you from pursuing happiness. Teacher Yan began a persistent "road to finding relatives"-finding a biological father for twins. A sea of people, many close partners, is that him? Is that him? Or him? Nobody wants to be like that. Teacher Yan is very confused. Do you want them to line up for a kiss?
Teacher Yan deserves to be a teacher Yan. Somehow, the twins finally succeeded in returning to their biological father's arms. Teacher Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and the happy life was finally reopened.
I heard that she climbed the city this time …
I don't know how many "wonderful" works Mr. Yan will will have in the future! ! !
I don't know why Miss Yan is both a teacher and a mother!
Tell an interesting story that happened in my hometown. I saw it. It was amazing. I won't say the hero's full name here, for fear of being seen by fellow villagers wandering online.
My hometown is in a small town with relatively good economic development and many small enterprises, so many foreigners come to rent, work or settle down here. One of them, surnamed Jiang, is about forty years old. He rented an old house in our town and his family used it as a coffin. Because of his good craftsmanship and hard work, many people who do coffin wholesale like to ask him for goods.
Gradually, he gained a good reputation with us, and everyone trusted him. If it weren't for what happened next, I believe he could buy a house in a short time. Unfortunately, his worried wife personally destroyed two harmonious and peaceful families. What's more, two men died of depression.
It turns out that his 16-year-old son and the child of a family named Wan in our town have become sworn brothers (our custom there is that good friends born in the same year and the same month are almost sworn brothers), so the relationship between the two families is relatively close and frequent. Wanjia opened a department store, and his wife often went to help. In the long run, she turned her attention to the man surnamed Wan, and the relationship between them became even more ambiguous. Finally, she made something against heaven.
After the two hooked up, the woman ran away from home and found various excuses to do housework in her lover's house. She always takes her son with her to hide her eyes and ears. However, due to the numerous eyes and ears, the two dare not be too presumptuous, so they can only sneak in and flirt with each other.
Because of frequent contact, this abnormal intimate relationship still attracted a lot of gossip, and the two had to keep looking at each other in a positive way. But this man surnamed Wan secretly rented a remote old house as a place for two people to have an affair. However, after all, paper can't hold fire, and the affair between the two was finally discovered by a willing heart. During a tryst, they were caught in bed by a large group of people, including the wife of a man surnamed Wan. When the scandal was discovered, the two were naturally beaten. If it weren't for the arrival of village cadres and police, they might even be beaten to death.
This incident caused an uproar in our place. This woman's husband is a respectable person. When he found himself green by his wife, he couldn't lift his head and his resentment was suppressed in his heart. In the end, he couldn't afford to vomit blood and soon passed away. Her son was ashamed of such a shameless mother, and eventually went out to work and never came back for many years.
The husband died, the son left home, and a series of blows followed, which made this woman converge a lot and cut off contact with her lover. If it hadn't happened later, maybe her past would be forgotten slowly.
In less than two years, the men and women actually hooked up again, and it was blatant. Not only that, the woman also instigated the man to divorce his wife. However, before the couple divorced, this woman actually took this nest and lived in her family aboveboard, exercising the rights of the hostess. However, the man's wife refused to give in and refused to divorce. Two women fought in the same home, making a good home smoky and the neighborhood restless.
After a long time, some of this woman's bad habits are gradually exposed, and she is vain and overbearing. When the man saw this clearly, he backed out. This woman put pressure on him many times, always looking for various excuses not to divorce his wife.
The woman also noticed the man's retreat and felt that she had paid so much. In the last step, she fell short. Naturally, she refused to give up, so she tortured the man mentally, causing him to have a nervous breakdown and be miserable. Finally, on New Year's Eve, the man committed suicide by drinking pesticides.
One woman killed two men, which is a disaster. She was almost killed by angry family and villagers. Finally, this woman was driven away by my cousin who is the director of women and the secretary of the township party Committee, and disappeared.
This matter is well known in our country. It has been more than ten years, and it has been used as a talk after dinner from time to time. After all, this shit has really refreshed the lower limit of being a man.
A true story of my hometown, probably more than 90 years, is a young man in our village, whose family is particularly poor and counts down in the village.
One year, the young man went to a place in Shijiazhuang to work (not to mention the details) to make vermicelli. It seems that I brought the boss's wife back in less than a month. It is said that the boss's wife is eight or nine years older than him, and there is a son and a daughter at home.
A few days later, the husband who made vermicelli brought people, and one day the village was crowded with lively people. But the man still didn't take it away, because the man hid and the woman insisted on not leaving.
After a while, my husband's house suddenly attacked at night and snatched my daughter-in-law from the bed. Surprisingly, a few days later, his daughter-in-law came back with two children.
After several negotiations, there was no way to take the child away. Her husband was completely chilling and didn't want this daughter-in-law. According to people over there, they can still fall in love freely.
I don't know what magic that poor guy used to fascinate this woman.
Soon after, a great event happened in the village. One night, a group of people smashed his door. His mother ran out first and got stabbed in the stomach. When she saw that she was going to die, the group ran away. When the family saw a hole in her stomach, her intestines came out, and they all panicked. They are busy looking for someone to take three girls to the county hospital.
When people arrived and didn't die, they reported the case, because there was no arrest and no evidence at the scene, and then they went away. In fact, everyone in the village knows that it was her husband's family who took revenge.
The old lady's health is really good, because she was discharged from the hospital before she got rid of poverty. It is better to let the barefoot doctor in the village infusion at home.
Later, no one pestered them, and they lived their own lives. When I went back to my hometown, I met two people who both went home, and they looked quite loving.
I don't know how many years later, another thing happened. This woman probably won't survive in his house because she is poor. She fell in love with another bachelor in the village and went directly to someone else's house to partner. The distance between the two families is not far. Of course, the family quit. The young man used to fight with the man who robbed his daughter-in-law, but he couldn't beat others. He is very angry and scolds the street every day.
This bachelor was actually married, because the domestic violence beat his daughter-in-law away and somehow seduced this woman. The good times did not last long, and the woman was beaten away again after drinking and hitting people. Where did she go? I didn't listen to the villagers.
The final outcome is that after about 89 years, after the woman completely disappeared from the village, the young man who brought her back at the earliest was devastated, and he did nothing every day, relying on his 70-or 80-year-old mother to raise him. During this period, because his mother didn't buy him wine, he also set a fire at home and burned thousands of dollars that his mother had worked so hard to save. A year later, his mother died of illness and died.
No one waited on him and his sisters ignored him. I heard that he died soon after his mother died.
The story ends here. This is the most wonderful true story I know. I can shoot a dog blood series.
This reminds me of a thing that is widely circulated in my hometown.
The protagonist is a mother and daughter in the village next door to us. The girl was dignified and beautiful, and she was seventeen or eighteen at that time. In our local area, girls of seventeen or eighteen have already started matchmaking. The girl's father has been working in other places, and only her mother is presiding over the marriage with the girl at home.
The girl's first blind date was with someone in our town. According to the matchmaker, the blind date was quite successful and everyone was satisfied. According to the market and customs at that time, the man gave the girl a blind date gift and a 5,000 yuan red envelope, and the girl also accepted it.
It was supposed to be an ordinary blind date, and there was nothing to talk about, but soon after the first blind date, the girl had a second blind date, which was seen by the people in the village and successfully completed. What is even more surprising is that after the second blind date, the first blind date often came to her house to do farm work with her. At that time, the villagers only talked privately. Maybe it's not suitable for one of the blind dates. It's not over yet.
Just when people began to stop discussing this matter, some villagers saw the girl go on a blind date again. The blind date was also very successful. They received gifts and red envelopes from the man. Several nearby villages have been bombed. I don't know what this operation is. The first two blind dates are still in contact, and now there is another one. These things reached the ears of three matchmakers, who went to the girl's house to inquire and cheated the matchmaker and three men's houses.
It turns out that we have an unwritten custom there. First of all, if the two sides meet successfully, the man will provide the woman with a blind date gift of about 1000 yuan and a red envelope of 5,000 yuan. If the man does not agree to this marriage, he will go back on his word in the future, and the gift money and money need not be refunded, but the woman does not agree, and the gift money and red envelope should be returned to the man. Mother and daughter are thinking about blind date and receiving red envelopes, while waiting for the man to go back on his word and get married. There is no need to return red envelopes.
Later, the matchmaker and the man's family took the matter to the police station. After mediation by the staff of the police station, the mother and daughter returned the gift money and the red envelope, and the matter was over.
Many years later, I heard that the girl went to work in other places and never came back. Later, she married in the south, and her parents followed.
Looking back on this matter now, the behavior of the mother and daughter is really absurd and stupid. Deceiving others' feelings for a little gift and a red envelope is not only bad for one's own reputation, but also bad for a girl's happiness. It is really not worth the loss.
Share the real thing that destroys the three views.
My classmate's wife witnessed the birth of a child in obstetrics. During military training, freshmen in senior one suddenly suffered from abdominal pain. During the emergency examination, she was found to have an abdominal belt. Let her untie it. As soon as she untied it, everyone was shocked It was obvious that she was pregnant, so she asked him. The girl doesn't want to talk about it. I saw her make a phone call with her mobile phone, which should be for a boy, saying, "Come on, it's going to be born."
Then let her have a B-ultrasound. Seeing that the baby's head was about to come out, the doctor quickly pushed open the obstetrics department and saved a beautiful little boy in a few minutes.
I saw a boy running here for a while, sweating and nervous as hell. Then when I asked him to sign, his hands were shaking and he kept chanting "mine, mine ..."
Then after the baby was born, the doctor called him and said, "The baby is full-term."
The boy stood there for a long time, his head slightly raised, his mouth was chanting something, his hand was counting his fingers, as if counting, and soon he said, "That's not mine" and left.
After hearing what my classmates said, it was really ruined. Children nowadays really don't care about themselves.
This ruined three views happened in my college days, and the protagonist was my college roommate. In the four years of college, he completely refreshed my three views with his actual personal practice.
I just entered the university and met my roommate. Let's call him classmate Wang. Height 1.8 meters, handsome, good family conditions.
He likes the class flower in our class. He confessed several times and failed. Then we chatted in the dormitory, and he said it was just for fun. If you really want to chase her, that's easy. My other roommate said he didn't believe me!
Xiao Wang bet that he can catch up with her in a month, and then catch up with her and dump her.
I was surprised at that time. I didn't expect this kind of operation.
Later, Xiao Wang must have spent a lot of money, spent a month's living expenses to create a variety of romantic atmosphere for Ban Hua, and with the gift of blood, he really caught up in less than a month! About twenty days, I will take it out and check in to confirm the relationship.
I was even more surprised when I heard the news. It doesn't matter!
Xiao Wang made a lot of noise in our dormitory after chasing Ban Hua, and later Ban Hua probably fell in love with him! At that time, we thought that Xiao Wang also loved to go to work. It was a perfect match!
The little queen came to the dormitory and said, if you have had enough, break up! There is no new goal yet, change it as soon as there is a new goal! Sure enough, in less than two months, Xiao Wang pursued a professional girl in the same way! The flowers in our class cried their eyes out at the news and found the dormitory several times.
But Xiao Wang is still chic, pairing with his new girlfriend every day! What's more, he kept that kind of relationship with Ban Hua in private!
At that time, I knew the news, and I knew for the first time that I had such a relationship with girls!
It is estimated that Xiao Wang had no fewer than seven girlfriends during his college years, and only three kept in touch privately.
In this way, my roommate Xiao Wang kept refreshing my three views during his four years in college, which I think also ruined my three views on the relationship between men and women!
This is true.
There is a family. An old woman has a son and a daughter. Later, they got married and divorced! Let's talk about our daughter first!
My daughter slept with a teacher who was 17 years older than her when she was in college, and then she got pregnant. It is said that when her daughter slept with that teacher, she didn't stop her, but encouraged her, because the old woman thought it would help her daughter's study, and later she dropped out of school and got married! Later, I got divorced again. The reason is that once the teacher had a conflict with the old woman because of something, the old woman began to dislike the teacher and scold her every day. Later, my daughter went on a business trip to get together with others. Later, the old lady encouraged her daughter to divorce and remarry, and now she has reorganized her family, but the good times are not long. Now the old lady is urging her daughter to divorce because the man doesn't seem to have much money. The old woman always thought that the man was here to cheat money. ....................................................................................................................................................................
Let's talk about his son! His son got married after graduating from college. Later, when he was pregnant and his wife was found to have hepatitis B, he began to do everything possible to drive people away. Then I began to say that my daughter-in-law abused her daughter's son, saying that she was a good person when she was not married, and she showed her true colors as soon as she got married. Then I always hurt my daughter-in-law's heart, saying that she doesn't like housework, doesn't fold clothes, and there are infectious diseases, so don't infect them, and so on. Later, she divorced two years after giving birth to a child. The old woman began to say that the woman was worthless, fooling around outside, and so on. A year later, the old lady's son found another girlfriend, who was very kind to his son and was only in his early twenties. Anyway, her son earned it, but the old woman is definitely a demon, and she was very polite at first. Later, she began to suspect that the girl was sick, too, and told her in front of others that you should have a physical examination for fear that you might infect us with the disease. That girl didn't promise the old woman because she thought I was just in love with your son. Why should I check these? In fact, all girls know that they are healthy, because their company has a physical examination every year. ) Because of this, it didn't depend on the old woman, and the old woman began to publicize everywhere, saying that the girl must be sick and afraid to check, and she may be with her son before giving birth. She must have taken a fancy to their home and wanted to cheat money. Because the girl didn't tell her family about this relationship, she didn't expect to tell her family before she got married, and then the old woman said, look at her son, she didn't dare to tell her family, so don't come to you without knowing when she died suddenly, such an ugly thing! Then, in order to let my son break up with that girl, I found my ex-wife. What ruined my three views was that my ex-wife came to scold the girl, and her ex-wife and his ex-wife's mother scolded her together, saying that the girl was not a good man or a good woman, so break up quickly or it would be over, and so on! Later, the ex-wife and the old woman became good friends and traveled together. On the other hand, the ex-wife divorced because the old woman's son played games and didn't care about her. .........
God, when I heard about it from others, I really was! ! ! ! ! Such scum, such dog blood, can't even write such a TV series?
Speaking of which, I think of a couple whose behavior is simply the most absurd and shameless thing I have ever seen!
I knew a man before, and I felt that he was very nice, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, sunny, rich and able to play. But don't think too much. I have nothing to do with him. Just met in a circle of friends. Later, he and I got to know each other. Chatting is very speculative Sometimes we talk deeply and talk about everything.
He is married and has children. But it may be that the family has money, and the husband and wife don't care who it is. This man is fooling around outside, having all kinds of fun. So is his daughter-in-law, there are many men outside! The most amazing thing is that both of them know each other has a mistress or even a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress ... but they never tear their faces and get along well. Go home and sleep in a bed! I'm shocked to hear that! Completely break my three views!
In my world, I feel that two people get married on the basis of mutual liking, and they belong to the kind that take care of each other and grow old together. As soon as I said this, the man said, I am so naive. Now this world of flowers is the same as mine. It's so simple! Unfortunately, life is too short to have fun! In an instant, my affection for him was completely gone! I talked about him sarcastically. He told me a story about his friend.
He said that he has a friend who is married, and the husband and wife also have their own lovers outside, more than one. And then they met each other. But what is even more amazing for this couple is that the people who hang out together take all the money they get home, be honest with their other half, and then take it away, save it and make it up! Hold on! Go home! Use! Listen up, it's a subsidized family! I suddenly collapsed again. Oh, my God, who am I? Where am I? I'm already in a mess. How should I understand this? Understand that two people have a good life? ! Or two people are very unrestrained, and my brain makes up for it. If they play like this, what will the couple do if they are pregnant with someone else's child?
Another time, this man showed off to me and hooked up with another woman. People have been traveling for a long time, and men have not spent a penny. The travel expenses are all paid by the woman. I asked him, how did you meet? He said that at that time, WeChat shook it, shook it out and made an appointment directly! Even more than once, but often with all kinds of people.
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