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What sentence is used to describe a lawyer?

A good lawyer is not a good neighbor (America)

Doctors are better when they are old, and lawyers are better when they are young (UK)

If there were no bad guys, there would be no good lawyers (Dickens)

Lawyers are the most ideal and blameless interpreters of the law.

If the law can speak for itself, the first thing they complain about is lawyers (Halifax)

If a man can pry open an oyster without a knife, he can also ask a lawyer to speak for him without paying a dowry (Ba Holiday)

In this country, the only way to get the highest power is to be a lawyer (Wei Jones)

Law firms are built on fools (Europe)

Free bread and butter in law (Petroni uz)