The classic quotations of WeChat dialect are funny and humorous.

A classic quotation from WeChat is humorous.

Funny, we are serious. Humorous people are very attractive. Come on, prepare a humorous classic quotation from WeChat and learn some humorous paragraphs, which will help you at the critical moment.

I won't be worthless, and I hope you will live better than me after breaking up with you.

2) I will only bow my head when lighting a cigarette, and I will only be gentle with the person I love.

3) TMD little devil, if you dare to bully your bodhi old zu, I think your life is over.

4) In my world, nothing is short of meat, because I am a carnivore.

Hang it all, before we have had enough fun, the school will start again.

6) If the teacher hadn't told you not to lie, you would still be beautiful.

7) Your happiness is in my hands, and no one can take it away unless I don't want it.

8) Please read aloud: When you lie on a plum tree, you smell the flowers, but when you lie on a branch, you hate it. Invited to smell the rubble, lying wet in Chun Lv.

9) If you have nothing to say, keep your voice down. If you are not heard by the client, you think everyone is deaf like you.

10) Although I am not happy about crossing, I am interested in crossing the line of fire.

1 1) Don't let me know what you did behind your back.

12) Xueba doesn't show off. Do you think I am scum?

13) I am not a smart person, but can you be good enough for me when I am smart?

14) criticize others with your IQ. I think you can only be regarded as a retard.

15) playing cat and mouse when I was a child. My cat went home when all the mice were hidden.

16) don't joke about a person's life, I'm afraid you can't afford it yourself in the end.

17) If you insist on forcing me to go to Liangshan, how can I be rude and be a hero?

18) You are very important, even if it is heavy, I will take it.

19) A woman without talent is virtue. It turns out that I have been wicked for eighteen years.

20) The difference between the rich and the poor is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.

2 1) You are responsible for everything you say, you know? You are a man, I hope you don't forget.

22) When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the world is big, there are all kinds of people.

23) Look at me, hit me if you can, or shut up and fuck off if you can't.

24) I always feel uncomfortable when talking to you.

25) heaven and hell, I'm just passing by.

26) You don't want a good girl like me. Did you like men as a teenager?

27) How good do you think you are? Isn't it finally surrendered by Jigong?

28) ? Will you like me? Won't it? So I'll teach you?

29) Eat without meat, you think you are a monk! Vegetarian.

30) I am not a lady or elegant. I just want to live a chic life.

A classic quotation from WeChat is funny and humorous 2 1. Don't always kiss up, horses will get hemorrhoids.

Stupid people are not stupid, but smart.

You are a ball, I don't care about you anymore.

I can lose weight when I am fat, and no one can save you when you are short.

I'm not Zhuge Liang's straw boat. Don't always shoot me with your foundation.

My sister is a state-owned property and will never be sold cheaply.

7. The most shocking reason to break up in history, because you are a qq member, I don't think I deserve you.

8. In this age of grass and mud horses, there will never be a lack of mentality of going to hell.

9. English is very powerful? Pull wool, please speak Chinese.

10. What do you mean by sincerity? Labor and management have never heard of it.

1 1. Dear, I have given you my heart. What else can't I give?

12. I really want to point to my heart and proudly say to you: there are substitutions here.

13. I am not your period. I can come whenever I want and leave whenever I want.

14. How can you care about me? Do your best.

15. It's a lie for the deaf to hear the dumb say that the blind saw the money.

16. Every time I borrow money from my friend, he always says, I'll borrow it from that one.

17. You don't know me. I want dignity, you just want money.

18. The course taught by the history teacher is Jay Chou's songs, and I don't understand a word.

19. It's very cold. Don't make me get dressed. You should give me a hug.

20. What should I do if I miss you? My heart can't control itself.

2 1. Take other people's road and leave others no choice.

22. When I love you, what you say is what; What the fuck are you when I don't love you?

23. Don't think that I dare not hit you. You have no right to let labor touch you.

24. If I don't see you for a day, you are still you; I haven't seen you for a week, but when I think about it, I remember it. I haven't seen you in January, and I'm a stranger.

25. There are thousands of fashionable men, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

26. When I go home on holiday, my classmates always ask me to bring him some happiness. Just send me a message: burn me some clothes and money.

27. We can never go back to the past, so let's walk slowly into the future.

28. I think I have a super ability to avoid all the right answers.

29. Every woman looks for a man-like boyfriend, only to find herself the most man in the end.

30. Brother-in-law asked you to go home and said that you had your period.

3 1. This handsome pot looks very handsome. Why not buy it for cooking?

32. The teacher who taught us not to lie taught us to lie.

33. The beginning of life is naturally beautiful. You cook and I eat.

34. Who says you don't like me, I will be sad.

Don't be invisible, my friend. Fifty years later, I'm afraid I'll never see you online again.

36. I have met many people and made many enemies. Come if you can't see the past.

37. Men who cheat women's feelings are shameless.

People can't be weak, so I carved a strong one on my back.

39. What is gold? I will give you a box of diamond cigarettes. It's only 30 yuan, not expensive.

40. Take a word in the mosquito net, and be careful of the influence. Vampires don't have to suck blood.

4 1. Now the air pollution is getting more and more serious, and fruits will be poisoned if they are not washed or eaten.

42. I'm not Oreo, and I'm not milk. Don't always come to me.

I used to be as slim as a white snake, but since I followed you, I have become a pig.

44. The happiest thing is that the person you secretly love also secretly loves you.

45. Not arguing doesn't mean I have no temper. I can give you face or slap you in the face.

If I add up my achievements, I can visit the small village where I was born and raised.

47. Don't mix in this world without friends, because you don't deserve to be a human being.

48. If you are not satisfied with me, you can just say, don't TM spread my achievements everywhere, but I am very low-key.

49. If your girlfriend is a happy snack, marry her. As the saying goes, eating goods is good for feeding.

50. I heard that it will be Christmas Eve in a few days? Can you send me an apple?

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