Humor how to send a circle of friends at the beginning of school (selected 77 sentences)

1. School is about to start, and I am trying my best to make up my homework now.

2. Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework. Can you not take it away?

3. The annual disaster blockbuster "Opening the School" will be released soon, and countless students will be in tears.

4. In parents' eyes, the school has a bright sound of books and quiet years. In the eyes of children, the school is in danger and hidden!

5. My wish is less homework, less holidays, less exams and cheaper apples.

6. How about starting school again when I have long hair and a sharp heel?

7. When school starts, what should I do? Where are my school uniforms, my meal cards and my homework? What class am I in? I have lost my memory at school. Are you sure you want me?

8. It's really a torment for children to be at home.

9. My parents are secretly happy, but they still have to pretend to be reluctant.

1. "God beast returns to its place", and the years are quiet, and parents finally see the dawn of hope!

11. If everything starts all over again, I hope to force my children to finish their homework earlier.

12. When the beast comes out of the cage, it will restore calm at home.

13. I really hope it will start on February 29th, once every four years.

14. The "Beasts" finally started school! Celebrate the whole world, parents are so happy!

15. The ideal is full, but the reality is cruel.

16. If you don't do your homework, your mother will be kind and filial, but when you do it, the chicken will fly and the dog will jump.

17. If you do your homework angrily, it will be the day before school starts.

18. At the beginning of school, if a friend of mine says that I have lost weight, I must kill her, because I know she is lying to me.

19. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

2. Today is a dull day. I am still immersed in the notice of starting school and decided to make up my homework.

21. School is about to start. I have to leave time to make up my homework!

22. Looking at so much homework is really a headache. Why do you have to assign so much homework?

23, school is about to start, and the person you get me can't get my heart.

24. I plan to be a quiet girl after school. What I do in class is to look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

25. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

26. Every day is in a state of collapse, whether to start school, have a holiday or not.

27. When school starts, I want to be cold, talk coolly, walk steadily, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year.

28, my god! Give me a shocking deskmate at the beginning of school!

29. Xiong Haizi will bother me at home for a few days. Alas, I am so angry.

3. I want to be a cold person at the beginning of school. People who know me please don't expose me.

31. The old people at home are like Friar Sand, who give silently and ask for nothing in return.

32. Have a holiday when teachers are about to collapse, and start school when parents are about to collapse!

33. School begins. There are more important things than making up homework!

34. My child will start school tomorrow, and my homework will make me furious.

35, physical strength, bit by bit, to the limit.

36. School is about to start, and my summer homework is still in vain.

37. I'm finally liberated. I'm so happy that I'm going all out!

38. I doze off every time I do my homework. I really want to go to bed now.

39. The little ancestor at home is finally going to start school!

4. Soon we will go back to the life of sleeping in class, skipping after class and dying in exams.

41. We used to think that it was wonderful to be at home.

42. I'm looking forward to school. The beast is back in the cage. Maybe your nightmare has just begun.

43. If you have military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will be rainy. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

44. Hahahaha, school is finally starting, and it's very comfortable!

45. The little "beasts" at home are finally going to start school.

46, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

47. He wrote homework, and this fellow fell asleep.

48, endless homework, really quickly collapsed.

49. Taking a winter vacation is nothing more than being scolded at home, having no money when going out, being in a daze at home, and having a lot of winter vacation homework.

5. School is about to start, and there is still a lot of unfinished work. I am really worried. I will finish my homework on the first day of my holiday.

51. Tomorrow is tomorrow, and there are many tomorrows. I'll do it quickly when school starts soon.

52. If ipartment doesn't come out again, we will all start school.

53. School is about to start, and I want to do my homework. Well, actually, I'm just thinking.

54. Homework is the most exclusive thing in the world. No matter how you neglect it, it will never leave you.

55. School is starting, school is starting, and school is about to start. Should we make up our homework?

56. School is about to start, and I have to adjust my schedule, but it's too difficult for me. Who can help me!

57. The essence of starting school is that I have been upgraded again.

58. Looking back on this holiday, it is really a person! Between! Refine! Prison! Ah!

59. School will start soon. Please raise your hand if you are making up your homework!

6. I finally look forward to the start of my own "God beast".

61. Tell you a terrible news: school is starting!

62. Summer homework is a gift we give our teachers at the beginning of school. You can't live without this semester.

63. Hi, I feel that my life has reached its peak.

64. I feel like a husky when I think of starting school soon.

65. This winter vacation has become silly again, and school is about to start. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment?

66. School is about to start. Have you finished this homework?

67. The "God beast" is so happy that parents are basking in the "God beast returns to the cage".

68. It's really time to leave, and school begins, so I can't accompany you every day.

69. I just started school for a week and I feel exhausted.

7. I shed tears of excitement when I watched the notice.

71. There are a lot of homework before school starts, and holidays are also used to make up homework. They are all dug by themselves.

72. Do you know what it means to start school? It means you are going crazy.

73. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

74. Spirit, bit by bit, is facing collapse.

75. If you pass the exam, you will be called Gardenia Blossom; if you fail, you will be called the end of the soul; if you have a parent meeting, you will be called monster hunt; if you have a holiday, you will be called Pancake Man; if you start school, the Great Sage will return.

76. Every day is like Tang Priest, but the progress of homework always makes people want to cry.

77. When school starts, I have to make up my homework quickly. I can't sleep. I want to study ... Learning makes me happy.