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first, I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

second, fortunately, you were too heavy to run when chasing you.

third, heroes don't ask the source, but love finds me.

fourth, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine.

5. I'm so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

6. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

7. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public restroom.

8. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

Nine, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow!

ten, growing up so big, homework has always been with us.

11. Friendship is like a vase. It will be broken when you play with it.

12. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

XIII. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

14. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

15. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

XVI. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the number of pretending is getting less and less.

seventeen, my love world is a slum, but yours is a towering building.

18. Life is not just about the present, but also countless homework.

XIX. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

twenty, it took me a long time to pay for my mobile phone, so I realized that my words were so valuable.

21st, your biggest problem is not being confused about the future, but being unable to get up.

twenty-two, don't treat me as a rival in love, don't worry, I don't like your partner.

twenty-three, just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I became blind from then on.

twenty-four, I look thin when I am fat, so as not to look ugly when I am thin.

twenty-five, sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and at the same time the teacher also wants to give up you.

26. Ghosts are very afraid of death, because when they die, they will become people.

twenty-seven, you always call me lazy, yes, I'm too lazy to give up if I like you.

28. If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

29. I'd rather be green than break up with you, and you still say I don't love you?

thirty, give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

31. Why do you get sleepy when you read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

32. when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was so valuable.

thirty-three, we are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in exams.

34. I want to hug you and touch you. If you don't agree, you can give me a kiss.

thirty-five, Eason Chan only taught me how to sing for ten years, but didn't teach me how to walk for ten years.

thirty-six, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame gravity for constipation.

37. I am a principled person. My principles are only three words, depending on my mood.

thirty-eight, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleaning up!

39. Why hasn't my Mr Right come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.

forty, Mr. Bao, why do you have a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand my blackness during the day.

forty-one, when I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hid it, I went home for dinner.

forty-two, if I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own that year, I would have found the other half.

forty-three, there are two selves in the world, one is intermittently striving for strength, and the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.

forty-four, people like the spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is making it worse!

forty-five, you have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.

forty-six, with your understanding ability, you may not understand what I have explained, so you can continue to be slim.

forty-seven, how can I take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my own mood.

forty-eight, some people are like this. They are maggots and think that the whole world is a cesspool.

forty-nine, god, can you save the rain that will rain these days and return it to me during military training!

5. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

51. I used to be a schoolmaster. I was just curious about the world of academic scum. I went in to have a look and got lost.

52. Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy them with such a strange taste?

53. If you are my dish, I'm sorry, but I don't feel like eating food recently. Besides, you're not my type.

54. Whenever I see someone pretending to force me, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I'm good, but that I'm looking for bricks.

55. The little match girl polished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

56. Don't panic when your life is not going well. Look at your wallet and savings, just cry.

57. When I have money, buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat and the other for you to eat.

fifty-eight, I went to the examination room and collapsed, and I saw the paper crying. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test anything.

Fifty-nine, God is fair. When he gives happiness to others, he also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable after reading it.

I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn pressure into appetite.

sixty-one, when I have money, let's buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat and the other for you to see.

sixty-two, texting in class, that kind of feeling of being scared with your neck hooked, only those who have experienced it can understand it.

63. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

sixty-four, you have two choices: one is to roll at once, and the other is to roll at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out at once.

sixty-five, every student has a magic skill to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

sixty-six, the current underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car.

sixty-seven, I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar into my bowl.

sixty-eight, now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me later, you will definitely hit me.

sixty-nine, the strength of science lies in that you can't understand the answers after copying them, and the strength of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.

I may not be able to lift 7 or 1 Jin of stones, but if it's 1 Jin of coins, I promise to pick it up and run.

seventy-one, children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

seventy-two, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be opened for you halfway.

seventy-three, I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you in the backhand, I will think about whether I hit you lightly.

seventy-four, I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

seventy-five, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when a parent-teacher conference is held, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call aunt.

Seventy-six. Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China. Otherwise, there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

seventy-seven, others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

78. Let's meet again in a few decades, and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. No one knows each other, and all of them are sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

seventy-nine, Dayu managed water for three times and didn't enter the house, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed in those years, love missed in those years.

8. I feel that I have reached the peak of my life in 2 a month. I am still single, and I dare not make a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money.

eighty-one, the teacher said, students, don't be puppy love. What you are talking about now will be other people's wives in the future. When I listen to it, I will lie in the trough and think about other people's wives, which will stimulate me.

eighty-two, I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always tells me to call my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I have been to school more days than you this semester.

eighty-three, when I was a child, my father often told me the story that he went out to work when he was 1 years old and provoked a heavy burden on his family. After listening to it, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I grew up, I would be like my father and become a braggart.

eighty-four, my girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Later, they quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defended her best friend, so I tried my best to defend my buddy. Well, you guessed right, and now we have broken up.