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What are your criteria for choosing a spouse?

I have two criteria for choosing a spouse: one is female, and the other is alive.

Do not laugh at me. My criteria for choosing a spouse are so low. I know myself.

I have no car, no house, no savings, ugly, short, rural hukou, junior high school education, and everything is not as good as people.

In this society with a serious imbalance between men and women, it is even more difficult for people like me to find a girlfriend.

As long as a woman likes me, I will be kind to her. If you don't believe me, you can marry me.